Katie Ellison #5

[lionesses25]

There we have it - the reason for the move. So she can add “renovating our home” to her insta bio and rinse it for all the content it’s worth

Also, fucking cut the humble brag shit. “I run a bit” is fine, but why add the three marathons in brackets prick!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Yet another twee “I’ve been waiting all my life to go here” post. She says that about every place she goes to. How long til she’s banging on about soaking up every moment and how grateful she is blah blah

 

[Pushyplumb]

Not at all staged, perfectly normal position
to take a nap in, the dog would stay perfectly in that position whilst she slept and Jon Jon just happened to spot her in the perfect light and took a photo without her knowing.

 

[Happyparrot]

There we have it - the reason for the move. So she can add “renovating our home” to her insta bio and rinse it for all the content it’s worth

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Also, fucking cut the humble brag shit. “I run a bit” is fine, but why add the three marathons in brackets prick!

‘I run a bit (26.2 x3)’ is the most cringey Alan Partridge-esque statement

 

[Mrslollypop]

She’s been mute for the best part of the year yet now shes got a new million pound pad to show off about she’s never off socials

 

[Instabores]

She does a lot of humble bragging. She can't just own her privileged lifestyle. It's all this is a dream holiday and then the next holiday less than 6 months later is also her dream holiday.

Moves to a stunning house and can't just own the fact how fortunate they are has to do the look at all the boxes I'm surrounded by, the TV doesn't go with the stand, have to have a mattress cover up as temporary curtains.... Look at me, I'm so relatable and quirky, I'm just like you normal folk when she doesn't live like the majority of us.

 

[Iamnotarobot]

There are hundreds of thousands of people (me included!) who would love the privilege of a London Marathon place and to have endless time to train during the day. All attention seeking.

 

[Pushyplumb]

But it's her bucket list holiday guys. She has been looking forward to this for so long coz Japan and New York this year was just your bog standard trips away

If this is just a holiday and not work, just stay off your phone and post about it when you get back.

She must realise how unrelable she is to the average family but she'll be back in a weeks time doing the 'how it is nice being away but so nice to be home coz cozy slow days at home are my favourite' 'oh can you recommend something for me to watch/read' so I can up my engagement.

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

Did she ever address where the fundraising money for Make a Wish and I think Guide Dogs went? Did she donate despite not running previously!

Also I know she has been moaning about not running the full amount and injury but who thinks she is going to actually do a good time and brag about it but say she wasn’t expecting it and the crowd kept her going.

Queen of the humble brag! “I’ve been too nervous to eat for three days and one of my legs fell off but I somehow managed to run a marathon in 12 minutes, I’m so shocked ”

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Groundhog Day. Yet another running post where all she does is say about how much she hates running yet still continues.

 

[Bumble2019]

She doesn’t sleep at night and wakes at 4am because she doesn’t have a job or a purpose. Absolute loser. Hope she has a pension.

 

[lionesses25]

She always plays down her privilege (and has a knack for making her entire existence sound incredibly dull) but then pops over to NYC for a run. Relatable.

 

[LOVE2GOSSIP]

Katie. This is abhorrent. "It was ok". Like your reviewing a fiction movie. This woman was abused, tortured, mentally and physically. This is a factual documentary not something you should be so blase about. I'm actually disgusted in this post.
It wouldnt even be so bad if she elaborated perhaps on why she felt the documentary was just "ok". Maybe it was not filmed greatly or something idk I haven't watched it yet but I am heavily educated on the case itself.
In addition, more of the year 3, I can write a paragraph way of writing. It's giving "and then I did this. Then they did that. Then we all did this." The whole story post has really infuriated me.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Her travel content is always good through so I can’t begrudge her that and I look forward to seeing what they get up to! I’d much rather see her stuff than the likes of BrummyMummy slogging around Disney for the 100th time puffing away

 

[messytessy]

She says they dont want to do any work straight away.. who bets an extension, new kitchen, and all bedrooms complete by christmas? Shes too vain and materialistic to live in the house as it currently looks for very long

 

[Pushyplumb]

Holidays are about making memories. Her children have had some amazing opportunities but I wonder when older if they will see these as holidays or just remember watching Katie constantly on her phone or them hanging around waiting to take the perfect shot. One which will be one of her 10 million 'favourite photos ever'.

I giggled at the idea that her teen and tween daughters suggested the photo of her and John sitting on the floor with the view of the skyline. Never in a million years would my daughter ever think about instagramable photo opportunities for her parents. Shows how much time they will have spend having the perfect picture taken.

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

Groundhog Day. Yet another running post where all she does is say about how much she hates running yet still continues.

She must be so bored in her life to continue a hobby she hates just for something to do.

 

[Mrslollypop]

Unpopular opinion but I think the holiday looks really dull. Going all the way to Tokyo because it’s the only place you can customise an adidas tshirt not for me. The cotton robe chat, the egg

I think it’s cool to see new things and have experiences that please the whole family. I’m not a fan of all inclusive holidays where everyone just lies by the pool and goes to the buffet/disco at night, however that works for some people. Saying that I really do think that these trips completely revolve around the viral places Katie has seen on instagram/tiktok/blogs- when they are in America doing their road trips they spend so much time in the car (Jon always driving) and the kids in the back on a iPad- everyone looks utterly bored- all in order to travel to some super cool Airbnb (Joshua tree) or a photograph spot- but the practicalities of that involve endless hours on a highway. I do like watching her content, it’s interesting and different- however to actually experience the trip with children- I’m not sure I would fancy it. She’s never actually explained why she always wanted to visit Japan from as early as being a little girl- I don’t really buy it.

 

[Linnyloo]

She's blocked me for asking how much the holiday costs

 

[MissPlumT]

Jesus she’s dragging out the gate keeping of actual photos of her house isn’t she

I’m new here (long time lurker & someone who has known miss smug for a while)
i can’t share a link to her new house but it’s a period property on a large plot & was listed for 900k. It’s so not her current style, which is why I guess she left her sofas & some other furniture behind . Her style is about to change for the Gram