@yeahyouhun congrats on the thread title!
First time I’ve done a new thread so fingers crossed it’s all done properly
RECAP:
OHD continues to be dragged all over the place by THM and Daddy Delo. Shops, restaurants, Oh Snarlin, you name it. After some tan and momma glam, Olive also had the dubious pleasure of her first tacky garden rave when Kate took her to a 30th birthday party, dresses in white and bouncing around the gazebo to a saxophonist. People drinking smoking and gurning all over the place (treated to the minute details of the party from a million insta stories from the bday girl Naomi) and Olive’s car seat was balanced on two chairs whilst the parents were drinking - as long as Kate’s the centre of attention though. Naomi’s bonkers dancing dad is the new star of the thread 
Commentary on here of course lead to THM’s first red letter rant since giving birth, Maria Fowler stick in her irrelevant 2pence, and loads of reposts of stories criticising trolls and screen records of her inbox 
her apparent midwife piped up with a sarcastic message following the party - THM then outed her and they all tit themselves when someone on here suggested she could be reported to the NMC 
Background for any new members..
1. Editing photos so much that she is unrecognisable in real life
2. Using someone else’s scan photos (in early threads thought to be her cousin Hollies)
3. Flaunting all of lockdown rules and asking ridiculous questions about others in lockdown. Putting herself, baby and others at risk by stomping round unnecessarily to McD’s, B&Q, Builders Yards, Liverpool 1 when she should be SHEILDING
4. The service she provides is a shambles, she is so rude and multiple people have said they have heard her slag other people off in the work environment. Totally unprofessional.
5. Portraying a perfect family life when daddy diy allegedly plays away a lot.
6. Offering advice on topics she is not qualified or even remotely in a position to. Such as baby vaccinations, mental health, miscarriages etc etc.
1. Promoting drinking in pregnancy... Confiding in her insta viewers after discussing having a Red Wine (or was it Prosecco??) with the words “I was thinking, is the baby drinking this?”
8. Having her hair done before lockdown restrictions lifted and before hairdressers opened (thought to have been to her cousin Hollies hair salon during lockdown)
9. Having a pregnancy photoshoot in which she had her hair and makeup done, again prior to lockdown restrictions being lifted.
10. Deletes comments from anyone that disagrees with her. They are TROLLS.
11. Held a babyshower at the weekend, said she only had 30 guests but we have seen evidence she may have had more.
12. Had makeup done again (twice in a week) against gov guidelines.
13. Had over 20 Vendors set up the dreamy baby shower, none of whom seemed to be wearing ppe.
14. SHOCKING Dior make up “learn your own face” IGTV with terrible editing filter on it
15. Posted a photo on her insta of nursery with a dummy clip in a drawer with the name OLIVE on it (which was screenshotted and shared on here) before swiftly deleting it and uploading a scribbled out version
16. Stole 4K from the tills of Savers In Heswall whilst working there in her younger years, her Uncle (Hollies Dad) had to pay it for her to avoid legal proceedings
17. We have atleast 6 different accounts now confirming she has/had BOG Breath whilst painting their faces
18. Matt has dabbled in coke and escort partys whilst with Kate
19. Charging her staff who work in the salon rent throughout lockdown
20. Begging on Insta business accounts for free stuff, constantly.
21. Not paying her poor Mum during lockdown and she had to resort to doing odd cleaning jobs here and there to get by
22. Been known to advertise her friends hair extension brand “Hairchoice” but openly tells people they are
tit and wears other brands
23. Posts about “trolls” purely to gain followers, will wear big comedy glasses and hoody for her “poor me” IGTV’s
24. Had her Living Room ripped out, replaced with a walk in wardrobe full of “bespoke furnishings” from Delamere Group
25. A company that Kate was receiving gifted items from the “Mum and Me” app received an Instagram complaint from a girl called Aimee and the Mum and Me app owner sent Kate her details over, which lead to Kate stomping up to Aimees house with DJ Indesit and confronting Aimees Mother. This then Lead to Aimee putting an apology on her Insta Stories.
26. Posted a “body confident” Instagram grid post of herself as a child and a highly edited photo shoot shot, completely missing whatever point she was trying to make
27. Will block your account if you comment on her Instagram posts with anything other than ICONIC
28. Was gifted a £1200 ELECTRIC (wtf) Cybex pram which she said she had only just opened the day she posted the IGTV, even though she said earlier that week that Her and Matt had built the pram and forgot to take photos because they were lost in the moment
29. Claims to have donated LOADS of stuff to her midwife and has recently posted on her grid a giveaway of all her unwanted gifted stuff “tag mums who need help” How patronising!?
30. Filmed herself moaning about Trolls once again, but in a moving vehicle with NO SEATBELT ON.
31. Posts screenshots of messages she has to sent to herself telling her she is “Phenominal” and also one claiming to be “Health Visitor”
32.Word has it Olive has finally exited the bespoke dreamy womb, big announcement in Ok still pending.
33. Twit and Twa# have finally met there match with Deena over painting the wall white, Boss babe is in hiding in Arrow Park maternity ward and pepperami head has fled to Ibiza
34. Claims the reason she left Peaches & Cream Liverpool to work on her own was down to “bullying”
35. Has the most dreamy content baby ever born
36. Has motherhood down to a tee, so much so, she's already giving her AMAAAAZING advice out
37. Shows her tyre tit juice daily. Vom
38. Promoting hair growth vitamins and saying she's lost no hair, when she has extensions and the babies 7 days old.
39. Flaunting more gifted tat she doesn't and shouldn't receive
40. Giving
tit advice and making new/young mums feel bad because of the nonsense she spouts
41. Taking OHD to a Garden Rave at 9 days old
42. Claims she’s breastfeeding Olive, but has a lot of bottles and formula
43. hasn’t spent a full day inside with Olive since she was born
44. has drank alcohol most days since giving birth
45. claims she wasn’t taking gifted items anymore but since has had thousands of pounds worth of stuff gifted to her
46. pretended a field was her best friends garden when it was actually an outdoor cafe
47. shared a photo of Olive’s fave with an avatar filter on (screenshot attached)?!?!
Nicknames used..
THM - Truffle Hog Momma
DJ INDESIT - Matt’s nickname after djing on the washing machine
Daddy DIY - Kates nickname for Matt used regularly
Pepperami - Cheryl Taylor (business owner of Oh Snarlin)
Oh Snarlin - Oh Darlin business owned by THM & Pepperami
MMMMKAY - a word that is used after most sentences in a patronising tone
Trolive - Olive
Hollie - Kates cousin
THM’s ex - Philly Long Fingers
SW - Secret Warehouse - NOT SLIMMING WORLD
Edited to add: Daddy DIY in his scarf for all the newbies that think he’s fit
and that thing she is lay in looks like something somebody's nan would put pot pourri in not a baby 
