Fed up with people on Lawtube commenting that the FBI need to be involved...they already have been and haven't taken any action because there was nothing there.
I'm genuinely interested to know what people actually think happened to John if he wasn't hit by Karen. To me the evidence was there to show there had been a collision nad he never went into the house.
Well there's been no takers so I thought I'd give It a go.
Karen drops him off at the kerb and rather than go to the door like a normal person he walks into the garage instead (ignore that Karen said she saw him go into the house and waited there because that doesn't fit with the evidence and Karen's said lots of different things. She's clearly "confused" and anyway she said all this before turtle boy told her what the story should be).
Then she reversed a little bit and her wheels spun like crazy because although it wasn't snowing enough or icy enough for her wheels to spin and the car to record 74 percent throttle and 24mph, she definitely didn't reverse because Karen's car defies the laws of physics. and they must have spun because no way did she travel 24 mph in reverse because that's not even possible. Especially in the ice and snow after you've been drinking or only drinking water that looks like shots. ARCCA did it but they are EXPERTS So everything they say and do is gospel.
So then she went home and she was just a little bit angry because he'd gone in the house and she'd been waiting and waiting and waiting outside and he didn't come back so that's the only reason she was angry. Even though she'd have had to leave immediately he started walking towards the house or she wouldn't have got home to Meadows at the time she did - but anyway. Ignore that bit.
After she dropped him and only spun her wheels but didn't go at 24mph backwards, he walked into the door to the garage that she said he didn't go in. As soon as he got through the door Chloe attacked him but not very much because even though she was a vicious police dog she didn't bite hard enough to cause any damage. It was more of a play bite really. But they got rid of her because she was actually a vicious crazed police dog.
As soon as he got in the garage he either went up and down the stairs three times and was killed in the basement (he must have left his phone in the garage though because that didn't move) OR immediately that he got in the garage Brian Higgins in a jealous rage (because he was in love with Karen, even though she had come to his house and nothing had happened) punched John but not hard enough to break his jaw or cause any other bruises just enough to make a small abrasion above his eyebrow at the exact height of her car spoiler. It was so out of the blue that John didn't even have any defensive wounds. Brian has been practising his moves earlier on with other Brian...they'd been training hard for this moment by grabbing each other round the waist and crouching and bear hugging.
But even though it didn't cause any major bruising or fractures this was enough for him to fall backwards onto the garage floor.
Then Brian Higgins went back to the party and they all danced to It's Raining Men for a bit. They had to act normal so that nobody else in the house suspected a thing!! A kids birthday party was the perfect cover for their plan! They must have been so pleased they planned it all for that night, and that Karen and John had turned up at the bar even though they weren't planning to go out that night! What luck!
Then Brian left to go and get a Faraday bag and brought it back and they all carefully moved the phone into the Faraday bag and it must be a miracle because it didn't record any movement at all! They clearly were all very aware that he had apple health on and recording and it was something they needed to move extremely carefully or the game would have been up if it had recorded just one step while they were moving it.
Oh I forgot they had to cover the camera immediately after they punched him because otherwise the phone wouldn't have been in pocket state the whole time, so they made sure they did that immediately. Maybe they wrapped it in a piece of basement carpet or something. Or maybe they didn't take the carpet up until later when the contractors came....I get confused by what Turtle boy says we are supposed to think.
At some point Brian called other Brian for one second. It was a special coded signal for him to start the next part of the plan. So Brian called him back and they discussed how they were all going to cover this up and frame Karen in 22 seconds (including the ringing time).
Anyway after Brian Higgins came back with the Faraday bag and they moved the phone into it without moving it or it recording any steps, they told Jen to Google "hos long to die in cold" because they needed to know how long it would take to finish the job.
Jen was useless and didn't even find the answer so they just took their chances. With the phone in the Faraday bag they put him into the Ford Edge then drove him out of the garage and put him on the lawn. They carefully took the phone out of the Faraday bag, again without it recording any movement whatsoever, making sure they covered the camera so it stayed in pocket state. Then they put the phone under John. Again without it recording any movement/steps, any change from pocket state and without it suddenly updating now it was outside the Faraday bag and receiving signal.
And then they all went home and once Karen woke up and told her niece that she had broken her tail light before she backed out of Meadows, they all waited for Karen to appear with a broken tail light so they could frame her.
Jen called Nicole to warn her their plan was working and to all pretend to be asleep when they all came back and called the police.
At some point they must have got a load of tail light and crushed it up to put in his clothes and under the snow but maybe they delegated that bit of the conspiracy to Brain Albert - and he's the one who called his brother Chris and told Chris to tell his wife to tell her friend to tell her brother to get his blender out for that.
Oh and at some point Brian Albert must have asked his daughter, who wasn't there, to contact her friend and ask her friend to contact her other friend who was an EMT to get her to say Karen admitted to hitting John with her car.
Did I miss anything?