Jordan Lipscombe - 50 shades of the wrong foundation

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Sorry if this has been mentioned before but I couldn’t find anything along these lines. How much do you reckon her house cost??? It’s bleeping massive and she got the show home too which would obviously cost way more if it’s completely furnished?
I reckon around 700 - 800k based on other properties at the estate
 
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I've just watched the bit of the vlog when he says "Jordan doesn't go out and buy loads of designer, fancy cars, Dior coat etc" - made me laugh because that's exactly what Madison Sarah does with her money and the two of them used to be really close friends and like...I'm not *saying* it was a dig but also it could've been, especially since Mads literally has a Dior coat
 
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Tbf though I somewhat understand the no friends thing. I’ve come n gone w friendships myself but the thing is I’m social w people just really protective of myself because of past friendships and relationships, I have friends just no one I see regularly and tbh I love my own company ahha I went to boarding school for 8 years it was constant noise. But I think for the industry she’s in that’s why it’s kinda off because most youtuber are together it’s because she doesn’t collab w anyone or like involve anyone in her channel it’s kinda dying out.
For Jake he just seems weird. Even on Instagram the way he posts has completely changed as if he’s an influencer. The same for Syds bf but he seems a lot nicer like reading books and giving recommendations. Jake just seems very old fashion in some ways. I definitely feel like her eventually have a secret gf he works let’s say 9-5 she’s at home alone ... doing nothing cause she barely posts content and the house has to be somewhat finished it came furnished not much she has to do.

hes so grim “I get sucked off a lot, pretty good and she’s always ✨there✨🤢🤢

I used to think he was super chill and just didn’t care for social media, but he’s definitely a user. He probably loves the fact that she has no mates as she’s solely dependent on him and she won’t break up with him as she’d be terrified of being alone. Any guy I know would just be incredibly sceptical of being with someone who has no friends, she keeps saying it like it’s normal, but it’s so bleeping weird and concerning that she doesn’t even have ONE.

Also does anyone know the gap of how long she was single between her ex and jake?
A few months but even so she would’ve been talking to Jake for a bit.

I've just watched the bit of the vlog when he says "Jordan doesn't go out and buy loads of designer, fancy cars, Dior coat etc" - made me laugh because that's exactly what Madison Sarah does with her money and the two of them used to be really close friends and like...I'm not *saying* it was a dig but also it could've been, especially since Mads literally has a Dior coat
She bought him a Rolex lol. Yh she doesn’t buy designer but she spends thousands on normal brands

In her latest video advertising the maybeline mascara, she said she doesn't wear false lashes anymore because she doesn't have time. What is she doing that's so time consuming? 😂

That mascara does look amazing though!
Surely mascara takes longer than false lashes cause mascara you have to build up n let dry flash lashes u put glue let them dry n stick em on

I don’t get why influencers are in a rush to have such a big house. Surely it’s nicer to have maybe a 2/3 bedroom house and build up from their. And they claim to be normal people n try and relate to use when there’s families of 5 living in 3 bedroom houses. Yes she has a lot of money n has ‘worked’ for it but considering she barely uploads I don’t see the point. I feel like her channel would benefit from vlogs and more personal videos. Someone w no friends must be dying to talk to someone about something like she wants to keep private but then it makes her boring because we don’t see Jordan we see her w rag doll hair and excessive makeup. That video could’ve been filmed w no makeup n a joggers set she claims to live in all the time yk. It’s like that’s her only time to acc use makeup n her clothes. I think they’ll fall into a routine of dog walk jake goes to work n Jordan does whatever in the house n that’s gonna get boring very quickly because no tit Jake flirts at work that’s a given. Or he’s gonna wanna either go out w his friends eventually n she’s at home or he becomes like her n loses her friends. It seems since they started dating she’s lost her friends. She filmed a video w a girl who was her lonng term best friend and suddenly they fell out
 
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I don’t think there was that much of a gap between the two relationships (not that I’m judging at all). But I remember she went to these cottages with her mum about two years ago around NYE and she said she was supposed to be there with Elliot but because they had broken up she went with her mum instead.
Then recently (can’t remember if it was a live or a video) she said she knew Jake was the one when he drove to see her at the cottages when she was there with her mum. So must’ve been a relatively small gap.
 
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I don’t think there was much soac
I don’t think there was that much of a gap between the two relationships (not that I’m judging at all). But I remember she went to these cottages with her mum about two years ago around NYE and she said she was supposed to be there with Elliot but because they had broken up she went with her mum instead.
Then recently (can’t remember if it was a live or a video) she said she knew Jake was the one when he drove to see her at the cottages when she was there with her mum. So must’ve been a relatively small gap.
e. She probs broke up w Elliot for Jake she doesn’t seem like she likes being single
 
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Did he actually say his favourite thing about living with Jordan is that he gets a lot of head after she basically poured her heart out on him and said he is her rock as she has no friends? 🥴 oh my
Say “sike” right now...
 
I don’t think there was that much of a gap between the two relationships (not that I’m judging at all). But I remember she went to these cottages with her mum about two years ago around NYE and she said she was supposed to be there with Elliot but because they had broken up she went with her mum instead.
Then recently (can’t remember if it was a live or a video) she said she knew Jake was the one when he drove to see her at the cottages when she was there with her mum. So must’ve been a relatively small gap.
is she a MUG? Ofc he drove up to see you. You were literally on the rebound and lonely. He wanted to get with an ✨influenza✨
 
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Jordan Lipscombe #2 here's my new gaff but i dont feel safe, is my 1/30th spanish descent my race?
 
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I think she was already looking at moving out before Jake and he just happened to be involved.

He seems the type to tell Jordan he’s hungry and she rushes to make dinner
 
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I think she was already looking at moving out before Jake and he just happened to be involved.

He seems the type to tell Jordan he’s hungry and she rushes to make dinner
100%. He does seem like the kind of man who expects that too. He may be lovely but that’s he impression I get. That’s why I think if she wants him to be more of a regular on her channel, she needs to allow him to show his personality more and needs to let her viewers get to know him more, cos at the moment he is still ‘the boyfriend’.
 
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Anyone knows why she broke up with Elliot? :unsure: Didn't watch her much back then so I have no clue about what happened w her ex
 
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100%. He does seem like the kind of man who expects that too. He may be lovely but that’s he impression I get. That’s why I think if she wants him to be more of a regular on her channel, she needs to allow him to show his personality more and needs to let her viewers get to know him more, cos at the moment he is still ‘the boyfriend’.
Yh he seems like he earns money but only spends it on himself yk like dating her is a plus as he doesn’t need to spend as much on gifts or stuff like a conventional girl cause she gets it for free anyways. He seems like he loves the brown the ‘man’ and that at first her making more money probs hurt his ego. She probs pays for a lot n he just does like the food shop or pays for like everything here n there. She seems like she’s easily convinced. Like if he wanted sex I highly doubt she’d say no type of girl yk. The way he speaks to her seems quite patronising. Talking about the house she gets quite passionate imo n if she talks over him she keeps apologising and like waiting to make sure it’s ok to speak

Anyone knows why she broke up with Elliot? :unsure: Didn't watch her much back then so I have no clue about what happened w her ex
Apparently she fell out of love n didn’t love herself so didn’t feel like it was working lol. She probs realised she was gonna be better than him. Tbh he’s doing good for himself his nee gf seems amazing
 
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I feel bad for the girl really. I know everyone has different levels of independence and life experience etc. But she literally has never really been single since her first boyfriend, has no friends and doesn't seem to leave the house alone.
I think her silly accents come from her literally never socialising with anybody and just watching YouTubers all day. She has no idea how to communicate normally.
There was even a moment in her new video where she said something "you wanted the crack, well that was it" and even Jake was like "what are you on about" and cringed.

I can imagine his frustration aswell of coming home from work wanting to unwind, relax, having worked and been talking to people all day, to Jordan not having spoken to anyone all day, being super chatty. They must be on such different levels.
 
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Yh he seems like he earns money but only spends it on himself yk like dating her is a plus as he doesn’t need to spend as much on gifts or stuff like a conventional girl cause she gets it for free anyways. He seems like he loves the brown the ‘man’ and that at first her making more money probs hurt his ego. She probs pays for a lot n he just does like the food shop or pays for like everything here n there. She seems like she’s easily convinced. Like if he wanted sex I highly doubt she’d say no type of girl yk. The way he speaks to her seems quite patronising. Talking about the house she gets quite passionate imo n if she talks over him she keeps apologising and like waiting to make sure it’s ok to speak


Apparently she fell out of love n didn’t love herself so didn’t feel like it was working lol. She probs realised she was gonna be better than him. Tbh he’s doing good for himself his nee gf seems amazing
I see. She probs thought she could do better which she can but although I liked Jake at first it rubbed me the wrong way how he couldn't find a decent reason of why he loves living with Jord (only that he gets a lot of head which cringed me out so much). Even after he 'thought' about it all he could come up with is 'Idk she's always there. I hate texting'. I def feel like he loves her money more than he loves her. Already dreaming about moving to a mansion like ehmm excuse me? Are you gonna chip in on that? 😅
 
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Anyone knows why she broke up with Elliot? :unsure: Didn't watch her much back then so I have no clue about what happened w her ex
I remember watching a YouTube video she filmed in the bath drinking prosecco whilst she was at the cabin with her mum, that she was supposed to go to with Elliot.

She never gave full details but the jist of it was that it fizzled out (either naturally or because she met Jake, we'll never know). But she said something along the lines of it not being too difficult a break up because it was her decision/she'd already processed and accepted it while they were still together.
 
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I think they’re just not really suited deep down. They do seem on different wavelengths. Jake seems like the type of guy who likes all the benefits of having a gf, especially a rich one, but doesn’t really do masses for her in return.
 
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The way Jordan and jake talk to each other in vids seems so forced or like they’re on a tv show or something, it never feels natural. And jake feels just as creepy as misha grimes’ boyfriend lol
 
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So the house is hers cause she says oh I saved for this I did this. The house is clearly Jordan’s lol
 
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I used to really like Jake, I thought they were cute together and he seemed to really like her and care about her I thought it was sweet. They are both completely different people now though. Jordan is just a try hard instagram "baddie" and Jake has turned into some cocky ungrateful sugar baby. He came off really annoying in that Q&A video. I hope Jordan is careful with her money, he seems like he likes to take advantage of it.
 
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He's such a tool, saying he likes how she doesn't buy designer for herself but will happily take a ROLEX off her as a present. So he's is ok with her spending her money on him but not on herself??
 
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