John Stones #37 JS5 has a new crop of fans, and we all want to show him our cans

Should Rubae re-release her dirty passage?

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cobette

cobette

Title courtesy of our @cornflower

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The refugees have returned to their Brummie homeland, we do hope they'll visit regularly.




(If you don't think this is an excellent version of this song, then I'm not sure we can be friends anymore)

It's a match day, but I'm not sure any of us give a tit.

Come back soon baeby, we miss you 💔💔💔

Are we ever going to wear this kit!?

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God I hate you.
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Pls put your hands on me in my knitwear
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NEVER GETTING OVER MISSING THIS
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Why can't we have nice things!?
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Come back you pair of twats
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cobette said:
Title courtesy of our @cornflower

Recap:
The refugees have returned to their Brummie homeland, we do hope they'll visit regularly.




(If you don't think this is an excellent version of this song, then I'm not sure we can be friends anymore)

It's a match day, but I'm not sure any of us give a tit.

Come back soon baeby, we miss you 💔💔💔

Are we ever going to wear this kit!?

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God I hate you.
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Pls put your hands on me in my knitwear
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NEVER GETTING OVER MISSING THIS
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Why can't we have nice things!?
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Come back you pair of twats
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Thank you baby

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Violetroselily

cobette said:
Still shipping this.

What would you say if I had decided to bin off writing a Leroy sequel to potentially write a bae/HK one shot instead!? (DO NOT get excited, I don't even have a plot yet, just an urge to write it)
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Would wank my clit off and die from dehydration 💦💦💦

Feel like I need to start paying you commission
 
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cornflower

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Violetroselily said:
Jackcat question @cobette

Why was he in the fridge?

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i thought this whilst also really wanting to eat the easter egg

btw the new bed is so good, i need to christen it and then just lie aimlessly in it all evening to make the most of it. i bought fancy-ish bedding that's quite silky so i expect this to take years off me. it all smells so good and new.
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

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Evening gang!

Am on the bus home and there's actual sunshine which is weird and odd as I'm wearing my big coat and boots because it was so rainy this morning.

Just finished catching up on the last thread and your wanking outfits. I'm a bottoms-off kind of girl, too.

Love you all! Hope you're having a cracking day ❤

Also do I need to call my magic boob a magic can now?

Feel like that might take some of the magic out of it. 😂
 
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cobette

cobette

cornflower said:
i thought this whilst also really wanting to eat the easter egg

btw the new bed is so good, i need to christen it and then just lie aimlessly in it all evening to make the most of it. i bought fancy-ish bedding that's quite silky so i expect this to take years off me. it all smells so good and new.
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I'm so jealous, I HATE our mattress.

I got us fancy bedding from Dunhelm when we moved in but now my favourite bedding is anything from ASDA, SO soft and cosy.

Yes RLF is lying on the floor with him

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Sucking him off
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Nah that looks like he's comforting him because Leroy's binned him off and the second one is them starting to have a little flirt after HK has seen bae in a whole new light.
 
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cornflower

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cobette said:
I'm so jealous, I HATE our mattress.

I got us fancy bedding from Dunhelm when we moved in but now my favourite bedding is anything from ASDA, SO soft and cosy.

Yes RLF is lying on the floor with him

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Nah that looks like he's comforting him because Leroy's binned him off and the second one is them starting to have a little flirt after HK has seen bae in a whole new light.
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I’m so in love with little jackcat, I’m in love with both but I’m biased. YES I need to get some Asda brushed cotton on the go for winter!!
 
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cobette said:
I'm so jealous, I HATE our mattress.

I got us fancy bedding from Dunhelm when we moved in but now my favourite bedding is anything from ASDA, SO soft and cosy.

Yes RLF is lying on the floor with him

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Nah that looks like he's comforting him because Leroy's binned him off and the second one is them starting to have a little flirt after HK has seen bae in a whole new light.
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Do you pretend he has a sore nose when he does that with his paw? 🥺
 
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Anything with 2018 WC Bae is erotic. He is my OTL.



He actually has a sore nose a lot because he has always been a sickly little thing and he gets colds a lot so has a crusty nose 😢

Pretty sure Johncat's moved out at this point.
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Oh my poor babba 🥺

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You really are one randy MF

I feel quite inadequate 🤣



Harry Kane is literally a plank of wood there
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He just doesn't know how to react cos he's getting hugged by a really fit guy
 
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cobette

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What a rubbish selection! No sprouts gratin and that was the best thing they had last year.

These are always a big hit.

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I want this prawn and scallop bake

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Cornish Cruncher Cider Bake is my crack
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The rest for @Starttheline

I wanted this Mushroom, Parsnip and Camembert pie last year and the only reason I didn't get it is there was no room in the freezer.

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Butternut, Almond and Pecan Nut Roast sounds yum
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As do Butternut & Ricotta stacks
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maccamacc

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For the first time in ages I can watch the Footy tonight! I shall be having a beer too 🍺
 
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