John Stones #10 The harem is suffering from content drought, so bae please just get your bulge out

[cobette]

Another quality selection. The ones with his little girl hiding behind him are very cute.

The way he has his hand on her

 

[mimimithis]

Trainers always over flip flops I say

unless he wants to use the flip flops for a bit of spanking

Dead, omg

 

[Violetroselily]

This feels like an alternative universe to the JG thread

 

[cobette]

This feels like an alternative universe to the JG thread

It's like my real life vs. my Tattle life in thread form.

Spoiler: FAO Kyle Walker

Please tell bae not to be disheartened. Assure him we wank over him multiple times a week and he's so fit we could probably do it acapella

 

[mimimithis]

I imagine Kyle relaying this comment to Bae now, and I'm laughing way more than I probably should

 

[Violetroselily]

He still can't bring himself to read it

 

[LurkingAnnie]

He still can't bring himself to read it

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Pickers’ face in the first one… looks like he’ll wet himself he finds it that funny

 

[cobette]

I imagine Kyle relaying this comment to Bae now, and I'm laughing way more than I probably should

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Pickers’ face in the first one… looks like he’ll wet himself he finds it that funny

I wonder if he got to the bits about himself yet.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

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I wonder if he got to the bits about himself yet.

Those photos

Still can’t get over topless Pickers from the slabhead wedding… top tier Picks. Can’t wait to see him in 4 weeks time

 

[cobette]

He still can't bring himself to read it

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These are some of my faves pics because he just looks adorable and 100% our version of him.

 

[mimimithis]

He still can't bring himself to read it

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So Kyle reads it all out loud. Well, that's what you get for not doing it yourself, JS

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I wonder if he got to the bits about himself yet.

"What is even happening?"

These are some of my faves pics because he just looks adorable and 100% our version of him.

Inspiration right there, most definitely

 

[cobette]

So Kyle reads it all out loud. Well, that's what you get for not doing it yourself, JS


"What is even happening?"

That is 100% this thread they are reading and no-one will ever convince me otherwise. Do wonder how they found it and what they all think about fruit in salad and cats.

@LurkingAnnie pls confirm this next time you meet Jordan

Thread title?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

John Stones #11 He can put his fruit in our salads

 

[LurkingAnnie]

That is 100% this thread they are reading and no-one will ever convince me otherwise. Do wonder how they found it and what they all think about fruit in salad and cats.

@LurkingAnnie pls confirm this next time you meet Jordan

Thread title?

The next time I get a photo with him I’ll defo post and then put a HUGE emoji over my face…

John Stones #11 He can put his fruit in our salads

Yes

Spoiler: One for cobette

just been going through the archives here’s our guy @cobette face is typical Keano

 

[cobette]

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John Stones #11 He can put his fruit in our salads

Thanks to @Gossgossgoss9888 for the excellent thread title. Recap: Our fave boy is still MIA. Gabby is still a City player. Kalvin is still a Leeds player. Tarky is finally an Everton player. Keano isn't really useless. Hope you're having the best summer bae, we love you. Any excuse to...

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