Joel Wood #2 Mr Mouldivator, damp cave renovator, sugar daddy dater

[Greenlentils]

I watched the most recent Virgin vlog and it was honestly so boring.

He mentions enquiring about hiring a private little poolside area and then basically slags off how expensive it was.

a) why would you bother for a UK trip in september?

b) Great advertising skills, Mould.

 

[Venom]

I can’t watch him anymore. His nose puts me off

Nose ? I’d say a pigs about

Nose ? I’d say a pigs about

Meant to say snout ! Damn autocorrect

 

[RJF]

The footage of Joel and his Maths teacher brother playing bingo (and not winning) must be the most boring thing I have ever seen on all the years of YouTube.

Who on earth watches and enjoys this man?

EDIT: OMG! He advertised his special September members-only livestreams in a video posted on the 4th of October! HOWLING!

 

[Venom]

EDIT: OMG! He advertised his special September members-only livestreams in a video posted on the 4th of October! HOWLING!

Omg you're joking ?!?! he's as dim as his mouldy cave of a house !

 

[JoelFizz]

The footage of Joel and his Maths teacher brother playing bingo (and not winning) must be the most boring thing I have ever seen on all the years of YouTube.

Who on earth watches and enjoys this man?

EDIT: OMG! He advertised his special September members-only livestreams in a video posted on the 4th of October! HOWLING!

Honestly, his videos are just becoming like Hatzakis' vlogs. Watching paint dry is orgasmic compared to their drivel!

 

[Babybail93]

He’s so irritating. His reels are increasingly more cringe. That bleeping pig nose is all I can see now as well

 

[Venom]

He’s so irritating. His reels are increasingly more cringe. That bleeping pig nose is all I can see now as well

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that conker is massive isn’t it ! He looks like he has a lazy eyes as well !

has anyone took one for the team and watched the cruise vlogs ?

 

[holden9]

I haven't been following this boring queen. He is so cringy in his reels... Being a witch isn't cute, Mouldy

 

[Venom]

He thinks he’s the queen bee but really he’s a dung beetle

 

[Greenlentils]

Nah, he's more of a silverfish or woodlouse - dwelling in the dark, damp, cold and mouldy.

 

[Venom]

Nah, he's more of a silverfish or woodlouse - dwelling in the dark, damp, cold and mouldy.

Joel WOODmite

 

[RJF]

OMG!

 

[holden9]

Gross with a capital G

 

[RJF]

He was just attention-seeking

 

[Greenlentils]

Can’t wait to see his tiny tattoo which he got on a #gifted cruise trip! Can’t make it up!

What’s the bets on that it’ll be, Tattlers?

(also, I thought Chris-Chuns would be against tattoos! Hang on I suppose that’s why he was ‘pranking’ them - WHAT KIND OF THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN PRANKS HIS PARENTS WITH A FAKE TATTOO?!) pathetic man child.

 

[JoelFizz]

Can’t wait to see his tiny tattoo which he got on a #gifted cruise trip! Can’t make it up!

What’s the bets on that it’ll be, Tattlers?

(also, I thought Chris-Chuns would be against tattoos! Hang on I suppose that’s why he was ‘pranking’ them - WHAT KIND OF THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN PRANKS HIS PARENTS WITH A FAKE TATTOO?!) pathetic man child.

It'll be a tiny bottle of diet Pepsi probably.

 

[RJF]

It’ll either be:

- a crucifix (as he’s a Chris-chun)
- some Bible quote or verse number (see above)
- a drawing of Ayvuuuuurrr
- some significant date, like the day his great granny died or something

I’m also betting it will be very small and/or not particularly visible, but he’ll still act like he’s made an earth-shattering move.

Oh and you know that “PRANKING MY PARENTS WITH A FAKE TATTOO!” will be a future vlog title. The actual ‘prank’ will take up about 30 seconds of the 12 minute video and his (rather dull) parents will just go “Oh” when the ‘truth’ is exposed.

The other 11 and a half minutes will be him walking that dog and talking about some protein bars he’s really into at the moment.

 

[Babybail93]

It’ll either be:

- a crucifix (as he’s a Chris-chun)
- some Bible quote or verse number (see above)
- a drawing of Ayvuuuuurrr
- some significant date, like the day his great granny died or something

I’m also betting it will be very small and/or not particularly visible, but he’ll still act like he’s made an earth-shattering move.

Oh and you know that “PRANKING MY PARENTS WITH A FAKE TATTOO!” will be a future vlog title. The actual ‘prank’ will take up about 30 seconds of the 12 minute video and his (rather dull) parents will just go “Oh” when the ‘truth’ is exposed.

The other 11 and a half minutes will be him walking that dog and talking about some protein bars he’s really into at the moment.

It’ll be like when Phoebe got that tattoo in Friends when she tit herself as the needle got near so ended up with just a dot. Then told everyone it’s how her Mum sees her from heaven

 

[RJF]

I have decided that Joel’s mum looks like a budget version of Prue Leith and I shall henceforth be referring to her as Primark Prue.

 

[Greenlentils]

I have decided that Joel’s mum looks like a budget version of Prue Leith and I shall henceforth be referring to her as Primark Prue.

No don't! That's such Hunsnet banter, Joel dreams of that level of banter!