Joel Wood #2 Mr Mouldivator, damp cave renovator, sugar daddy dater

[jayong]

Looks like Keegan and Joel first started going out while Keegan was still in a relationship with his ex Luis. All great relationships start from cheating, right?

I’ve read this and feel so bad for Luis who wasted his all 20s on Keegan Hirst.

 

[Muh]

Well, it's not a good match at all, is it?
That guy is clearly bad news.

I'm sure Joel's parents are rather upset.

Also - Hirst sounds like when Bo'selecta used to mimic Mel B.

 

[JoelFizz]

Mould loves going for cheaters. Yas was one and so is Keegan. Will this one end with Mould ghosting Keegan because his parents don't approve?

 

[Venom]

Mould loves going for cheaters. Yas was one and so is Keegan. Will this one end with Mould ghosting Keegan because his parents don't approve?

Keegan's the antithesis of everything Mould's westboro baptists parents stand for, He's northern, plus he has kids from a previous marriage

 

[Babybail93]

Wow! I cannot believe these two are together. That Hirst has always given me bad vibes. The fact he is best mates with that awful Anthony Cotton speaks volumes. Can’t wait to see how this ends

 

[Venom]

Wow! I cannot believe these two are together. That Hirst has always given me bad vibes. The fact he is best mates with that awful Anthony Cotton speaks volumes. Can’t wait to see how this ends

omg SHUT THE FRONT DOOR !!! Anthony Cotton is one the nastiest, most vile cunts out there

 

[Babybail93]

omg SHUT THE FRONT DOOR !!! Anthony Cotton is one the nastiest, most vile cunts out there

Exactly! Can tell a lot about someone from the company they keep

 

[WestieLover]

Well, it's not a good match at all, is it?
That guy is clearly bad news.

I'm sure Joel's parents are rather upset.

Also - Hirst sounds like when Bo'selecta used to mimic Mel B.

He DOES! I can't understand a word he says and I'm ENGLISH. I don't think Joel's American fanbase will take to him. They're going for the gay twin look, same haircut same clothes.

but clearly beaucoup de sexual chemistry - grinning from ear to ear

 

[JoelFizz]

You can tell how Joel was shitting himself all through the boyfriend video. He knows his 20 British followers will rip him a new one for going out with Keegan and his 20 American middle aged housewives won't be able to understand Keegan because of his accent and the fact you couldn't hear him in the video. The only thing I heard him say was "Kindeh Bwenoooh!"

 

[Muh]

Keegan is dog rough.

 

[Theodore]

The sex will be terrible.

 

[Babybail93]

Keegan is dog rough.

Proper meat head. As much as Joel irritates me, Keegan is well punching with him!

Joel is only with him because Keegan has a tiny bit of celebrity about him.

 

[Babybail93]

The “boyf” comment made me feel a bit sick. Are we still saying that as brown adults in 2022? I remember using it on MSN in the early 00s

 

[Venom]

Brogan Tate recorded the moment they won their bribed award

 

[emm]

Brogan Tate recorded the moment they won their bribed award

how on earth did they get an award? they barely even post anything

 

[Venom]

how on earth did they get an award? they barely even post anything

mummy and daddy tory paid the judges off ?

 

[niccolo]

I wanna see this Medium post with all of the receipts.

 

[JoelFizz]

Brogan Tate recorded the moment they won their bribed award

As predicted, Mould and Hatzshagis are trying to milk Brogan's screaming for them for all she's worth. "WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!"

 

[Muh]

I wonder what Joel's parents made of Keegan, at that afternoon tea.

 

[JoelFizz]

I wonder what Joel's parents made of Keegan, at that afternoon tea.

They were probably wishing it was the current Princess of Wales.