Joel Wood #2 Mr Mouldivator, damp cave renovator, sugar daddy dater

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Came to check this thread as I realised I haven't kept up with it and it's usually so funny but realised that Joel's thread is dead because his content is dead :ROFLMAO:

I watched a couple of videos to see what the mouldy little sod is up to, and here's a run-down of what I gathered:
  • He spent days 'restoring' the original victorian front door of his london cottage but just proceeded to fill his living room with hazardous dust (no mention of a lead paint test... you'd think mister-runs-everything-everything-by-daddy-for-approval would think of that for an old door), didn't even bother to take the door off the hinges so didn't do the sides, spray painted some hardware after exclaiming he hates painted hardware and then poorly re-painted the door a worse shade of red.
  • He made a horrific looking 'dessert' of quark and sugar free jelly, which screams disordered eating if you ask me. Nobody with a healthy relationship with food would eat quark :sick:
  • Oh, and he strung out telling his members and then his non-member pleb viewers that he has a boyfriend.
  • He's only been with the boyfriend for 'a few months' but basically said he was ✨the one✨
  • Boyfriend lives in the north, therefore we can only assume Joel is desperate as we know under usual circumstances he would never go near a horrible, un-washed, common as muck northerner.
  • Joel got Ava wet and then proceeded to sleep with her (his words not mine, not even joking) 🐶
He also said in one of the videos he hasn't had a voice over job in months. Then said his parents don't help him financially. What is his income then?? Nobody's watching the newly re-branded (because they finally realised a Google search for 'Joel and Lia' brought up their racist story from the Metro??) 'Those Two Shits' so there can't be any money coming from that!
 
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Well, he has a boyfriend now.

He has become more active on YouTube recently too, posting more stuff than before, as the cost of living crisis bites in Britain in Europe.

I see Those Two Brits are diversifying into baking and cooking. They can't travel to the US, due to the cost of flights and the cost of living crisis.
 
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Watched his latest vlog where he said he and Lia haven't taken any money from the business because of the tax bill. He previously admitted he doesn't have any VO work lined up. His views on his own channel are not enough to sustain a living and pay his mortgage. How the hell are you earning enough to live in London Mr. "My parents haven't helped me in YEARS!!"??? Also Lucy got a boyfriend and is always in Brighton and he's always at his parents house so the "cottage" is barely lived in.

Another random bit of tea. Joel isn't following his Muppet ex Yas anymore now he has a boyfriend! But guess who randomly is?? His good mate Backpacking Bananas, Christianne! She spying on Yas?? 🤣🤣
 
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Watched his latest vlog where he said he and Lia haven't taken any money from the business because of the tax bill. He previously admitted he doesn't have any VO work lined up. His views on his own channel are not enough to sustain a living and pay his mortgage. How the hell are you earning enough to live in London Mr. "My parents haven't helped me in YEARS!!"??? Also Lucy got a boyfriend and is always in Brighton and he's always at his parents house so the "cottage" is barely lived in.

Another random bit of tea. Joel isn't following his Muppet ex Yas anymore now he has a boyfriend! But guess who randomly is?? His good mate Backpacking Bananas, Christianne! She spying on Yas?? 🤣🤣
how the hell is he earning enough to pay a mortgage and how was he even approved for one with his erratic income stream? I wonder how much she has agreed to act as collateral if he can't pay?
I wonder if she is considering moving out now? this must be a legal nightmare tbh, I assume if she moves she will just need to get another tenant or just sell to him (which I imagine he couldn't afford?)
 
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how the hell is he earning enough to pay a mortgage and how was he even approved for one with his erratic income stream? I wonder how much she has agreed to act as collateral if he can't pay?
I wonder if she is considering moving out now? this must be a legal nightmare tbh, I assume if she moves she will just need to get another tenant or just sell to him (which I imagine he couldn't afford?)
My suspicion is that she has been paying the mortgage and he's been fobbing her off. When she finally demands he starts paying, he'll be back to his parents and they'll bail him out or Lucy will suddenly stop being mentioned on his vlogs.
 
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I read on DataLounge that Joel's secret new BF was Keegan Hirst and they said they got it from LPSG. I'll say no more.



I knew it was a bad idea to buy a place with a friend. The parents will step in if he needs help, so don't worry yourselves too much.
 
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Someone said that Joel was keeping this secret because of the disaster that was Yas. 😂😂😂 But here he goes again!!
 
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The depths of the internet (a porn site) tells me that Joel has confirmed the relationship on a members only video on YouTube.

If this is true, I can't see the relationship lasting for very long. Keegan Hirst is an absolute player and has a stack of duck buddies all around. Not to mention he goes through "boyfriends" more rapidly than Moldy changes his t-shirts.
 
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I know nothing about this Keegan Hirst bloke but he looks like a nasty piece of work. It’s written all over his face. I’m never wrong about these things.
 
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This relationship with Keegan (T)Hirst looks like yet another disaster waiting to happen. He's clearly trying to raise his profile by dating "celebrity" type people. Joel keeps banging on about Brogan Tate as if they're best mates too!
 
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What was the minor surgery he had done at Harley Street last month?

Mole removal or something?
 
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I thought it was a charisma bypass 🙄
Oh, he's an actor! He has LOTS of charisma!

He keeps talking about "getting back into acting" and it's looking very much like "Nah, I'd rather just pretend I'm an actor with no credits to my name than actually BE one!"
 
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Hold up, is this bleep really going out with Keegan Horst ? 😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin’ hell I’ve seen it all now

btw @Greenlentils your pic 🤣is Demi okay ?!
 
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Omg the state of it 🤣 god knows how many lads Keegans had whilst mouldys been away 😂😂 at least this boring twit is giving us some entertainment now. Speaking as a gay myself, get yourself tested mould if you’re not using protection , a mate of mine caught hiv from his partner who turned out to be cheating. Anyway that’s my yearly bit of kindness for the mouldivator 🤮
 
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Looks like Keegan and Joel first started going out while Keegan was still in a relationship with his ex Luis. All great relationships start from cheating, right?

 
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