Joe Wicks #17 He can talk the talk but struggled to walk the walk

[WeHadFunRight]

Thread title by @Asparagus123 well done you.

Anyone want to recap?

Joe’s mainly been whinging about how hard he has it, particularly as a father of 3 but mainly father of Marley- apparently that’s rough. He’s still sharing that poor kid’s lunches as if anyone is interested.

they went to the Maldives, Leni got a tan

He managed to shoehorn himself into Children In Need - where he was meant to walk 30 miles but he for some reason he did 28 and called it a day.

Old thread:

Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.

New Thread. Thanks for the title @Bluesoul88 - had to edit a bit to make it fit. Do we want to recap? Joe’s had a baby, oh actually Dozie has. But Joe’s the best dad in the world, still prioritising sleep and himself, Dozie’s gone underground until her 🔥 body bounces back. Marley’s lunches are...

tattle.life

As you were, people.

 

[Asparagus123]

Thread title by @Asparagus123 well done you.

Anyone want to recap?

Joe’s mainly been whinging about how hard he has it, particularly as a father of 3 but mainly father of Marley- apparently that’s rough. He’s still sharing that poor kid’s lunches as if anyone is interested.

they went to the Maldives, Leni got a tan

He managed to shoehorn himself into Children In Need - where he was meant to walk 30 miles but he for some reason he did 28 and called it a day.

Old thread:

Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.

New Thread. Thanks for the title @Bluesoul88 - had to edit a bit to make it fit. Do we want to recap? Joe’s had a baby, oh actually Dozie has. But Joe’s the best dad in the world, still prioritising sleep and himself, Dozie’s gone underground until her 🔥 body bounces back. Marley’s lunches are...

tattle.life

As you were, people.

Thank you kindly for starting a new thread and using my title suggestion
I’m off to do a 1000 burpee’s to celebrate

 

[tinypathers]

Today we have a chicken loose in the garden despite the current avian flu defra rules meaning all bird must be under cover with strict hygiene measures on what enters and leaves their enclosure. But that clearly doesn’t apply in Nobhead’s party of Surrey. India has written her mother a welcome back note but calls her Rosie not Mummy. Marlon has picked any remaining flowers and leaves in the garden and stuck them in an empty 5 litre ice cream tub. Anything you need to talk about regarding binge eating joe? Lennie looks darker by the day and none of us are convinced she’s actually Joe’s. HTH.

 

[losingmymindagain]

Why couldn’t those poor kids just have some pizza and chips for a quick tea tonight? He’s buggering off out and I bet he won’t be eating another bowl of pasta with veggies and sauce

 

[mrtumble]

Thread title by @Asparagus123 well done you.

Anyone want to recap?

Joe’s mainly been whinging about how hard he has it, particularly as a father of 3 but mainly father of Marley- apparently that’s rough. He’s still sharing that poor kid’s lunches as if anyone is interested.

they went to the Maldives, Leni got a tan

He managed to shoehorn himself into Children In Need - where he was meant to walk 30 miles but he for some reason he did 28 and called it a day.

Old thread:

Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.

New Thread. Thanks for the title @Bluesoul88 - had to edit a bit to make it fit. Do we want to recap? Joe’s had a baby, oh actually Dozie has. But Joe’s the best dad in the world, still prioritising sleep and himself, Dozie’s gone underground until her 🔥 body bounces back. Marley’s lunches are...

tattle.life

As you were, people.

Did he only walk 28 miles? I missed that!

 

[VC10]

He is a right old moaning myrtle

He even looks moaner boat-raced

 

[keepyourpeace]

TLDR Joe's a twit

 

[losingmymindagain]

Date night bet Joe will have a spring in his step this morning

 

[Itsjustmetoo]

I feel sorry for the other people just skating around getting on with their lives and having fun... then he turns up with Body is Fire with his squeaky voice filming it all... AM I GOOD AT SKATING ROSIE, WHO'S THE BEST AT SKATING ROSIE?!

 

[heyimaninfluenzer]

Remember folks if you wake up a bit achy from one of Joes fat burning HIIT workouts you can always just have a quick acupuncture session to sort you right out!

 

[keepyourpeace]

Sorry but how selfish of them to have a date night? She's been away from 2 of her babies and he's been travelling too. Why not just have a family night for your first night all back together.

 

[VC10]

Remember folks if you wake up a bit achy from one of Joes fat burning HIIT workouts you can always just have a quick acupuncture session to sort you right out!

For some reason, the only person I can see following him is that Kirsty from Location,location programme
She's the sort that would follow him

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

He’s out again…..but honestly what sort of twit starts their Apple Watch when they go clubbing

Ah he’s out with will and daisy. Rosie at home though random

 

[Bluesoul88]

He’s out again…..but honestly what sort of twit starts their Apple Watch when they go clubbing

Ah he’s out with will and daisy. Rosie at home though random

The watch ....He's such a bleeping melt

 

[sarleyahson]

The watch ....He's such a bleeping melt

I can’t see the watch thing.. has he taken it down??

 

[Bluesoul88]

I can’t see the watch thing.. has he taken it down??

Yeah looks like he has

 

[Raquencha]

My maths isn’t good but 105,000 teachers signed up to his app and in 3 months they’ve completed 90,000 work outs??? That’s less than 1 work each in 3 months. Yet he sells it like it’s a massive success. To me it reads like a lot of people downloaded it because it was free but hardly any of them use it.

 

[Brummiebird]

He’s out again…..but honestly what sort of twit starts their Apple Watch when they go clubbing

Ah he’s out with will and daisy. Rosie at home though random

Will and Daisy are top level caners, not a good look for “The Nation’s PE teacher” to be out with the sniffing, dilated pupil, jaw swinging pair.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Will and Daisy are top level caners, not a good look for “The Nation’s PE teacher” to be out with the sniffing, dilated pupil, jaw swinging pair.

They love it….Will especially had trouble hiding the swinging jaw although they look a lot more fun than squeaky and Dozie

Was Will that introduced them in the first place. He and squeaky are mates which probably tells you all you need to know about Joe’s extra curricular activities

 

[Camperfan]

Joe is so uncool though! Never heard of Will but notice he shared stories people had tagged him in but not Joe's as obvs he's not the right kind of image for a DJ.
Also note Will's Mrs, Daisy, is your typical tits out at all times Only Fans type influencer so says a lot about where Dosie came from and the company she likes to keep.
Low level wanabees the lot of them. They will all look haggered as hell and be divorced by their late 40s I swear!

Don't worry, he's given us an update on his Apple watch to tell us what a work out dancing is. Looks like it's still paused 2 hours ago, the moron!