Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #33 Pipe down Bin Shady. You can't touch us! STOP! #hammertime

[ToadyHarsh]

Congratulatsions to @bluecups for the winning thread title. You win Steph's old job at Fripps.

Quick recap (but as usual feel free to add anything I've missed):
-A friend of Jodie's is going to break all our fingers with a hammer
-The neighbours took Jodie's bins in by mistake, which is the crime of the century
-Steph has left, or possibly been dumped by Jodie
-Kittens magically age by weeks overnight at Fripps Farm
-Fifi Geldof is the new celeb bestie
-The animals at Fripps are all suffering because of the mud, not enough food, broken sheds, and poorly laid mudmats
-The Kaotic Nomads UK have also been dumped by Jodie
-Jodie vaguebooks day after day, even though that's so 2007 and Jodie is almost 46 years old. u ok hun?
-Jodie took a meerkat that was rejected by it's mother. Jodie definitely didn't breed it and definitely didn't do her best to make sure the mother rejected it
-Without explaining how she found out, Jodie informed everyone that her neighbour is messaging Mark, who Jodie definitely dumped
-Conditions are deteriorating rapidly at Fripps so we're mostly only being shown indoor animals, specifically cats
-Paul Wellers sister is the new bestie, but not a celeb

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

You've already been down the beastiality route with one of your exes, Jodie.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

You've already been down the beastiality route with one of your exes, Jodie.

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If that's meant to be Jodie then the dog would have to be changed to a meerkat and the tits would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lower. And I am NOT Photoshopping that!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

If that's meant to be Jodie

I'd say it's meant to be Steph but she hasn't explicitly said that so

Jodie has literally ran out of accusations because she's already used them all.

 

[sweeetcorn]

You've already been down the beastiality route with one of your exes, Jodie.

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I thought that Jodie was the one that gave an animal a tug ... can't remember if it was a llama or an alpaca, something like that, right? Needs to go in the wiki.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The winter pens...

 

[Miss Villanelle]

Going back to the shitting creatures aka horses their poo doesn't stink too bad generally. But wet pissy straw stinks. I've nevah seen any proper muck heaps at aushfripps I reckon it's randomly dumped around the property. It does rot down eventually but still needs removing. With the bazillion animals she has the piles of tit could cover the entire property.

 

[Sharron Needles]

If that's meant to be Jodie then the dog would have to be changed to a meerkat and the tits would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lower. And I am NOT Photoshopping that!

and only one tit!

 

[TerrifiedofKittens]

Congratulatsions to @bluecups for the winning thread title. You win Steph's old job at Fripps.

Quick recap (but as usual feel free to add anything I've missed):
-A friend of Jodie's is going to break all our fingers with a hammer
-The neighbours took Jodie's bins in by mistake, which is the crime of the century
-Steph has left, or possibly been dumped by Jodie
-Kittens magically age by weeks overnight at Fripps Farm
-Fifi Geldof is the new celeb bestie
-The animals at Fripps are all suffering because of the mud, not enough food, broken sheds, and poorly laid mudmats
-The Kaotic Nomads UK have also been dumped by Jodie
-Jodie vaguebooks day after day, even though that's so 2007 and Jodie is almost 46 years old. u ok hun?
-Jodie took a meerkat that was rejected by it's mother. Jodie definitely didn't breed it and definitely didn't do her best to make sure the mother rejected it
-Without explaining how she found out, Jodie informed everyone that her neighbour is messaging Mark, who Jodie definitely dumped
-Conditions are deteriorating rapidly at Fripps so we're mostly only being shown indoor animals, specifically cats
-Paul Wellers sister is the new bestie, but not a celeb

The invisible man is poisoning animals and leaving strange bones in the animal pens.
Her foxes definitely didn't escape and it's just a coincidence one had 3 legs and the other had metal pins in it's paw - one is now dead and the other was mysteriously poisoned and is on deaths door.
Begging for money for mud mats and yet more CCTV.
Jodie likes to breed animals at Auschfripps - she has been extremely successful in breeding rats - so successful they even pose for photos in the deer prison.
Dead and sick animals are due to the poor treatment and diet of the previous owners and not her poor care.
Her previous home is for sale for over £1 million but she still wants her cult members to give her £1 per month (or more) and buy expensive stuff from her Amazon wish list.
No more news on the 'rescued' swan, or the waterboarded pigeon, or the baby mice she was choking with poorly mixed milk formula...
Despite have at least 40 cat beds delivered her cat hoard are living in utter filth.

 

[NotClaire]

Begging for money for mud mats and yet more CCTV.

CCTV that she already claimed to have when she took on foxes from another rescue. Followers have now gifted her more CCTV and paid for her £8000 grill house. Will Steph now get blamed for the poisoning?

 

[Sharron Needles]

came across this old article, now some of the horses on the propertee did seem emaciated but that paddock looks alarmingly like Jodie’s. she can be as well meaning as she wants but with the lack of space & experience she’s creating a whole world of problems

 

[BerlinILoveYou]

Sorry I'm me-railing here a bit, but however I need to tell yous this.

My partner just said "********, if you used the Internet for more than discussing Jodie Swamp you would be surprised"

I can't be bovved to go into what we were discussing but Jodie Swamp has made me crease.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

Sorry I'm me-railing here a bit, but however I need to tell yous this.

My partner just said "********, if you used the Internet for more than discussing Jodie Swamp you would be surprised"

I can't be bovved to go into what we were discussing but Jodie Swamp has made me crease.

Early thread title suggestion:

Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #34 The swamp that won't drain

 

[TerrifiedofKittens]

Early thread title suggestion:

Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #34 The swamp that won't drain

Very apt considering she is an avid supporter of far right politicians who claim they are going to 'drain the swamp'.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I've added the bowl of rats to the tracker of Fripps Farm regulars.

 

[TerrifiedofKittens]

I've added the bowl of rats to the tracker of Fripps Farm regulars.

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Considering the amount of dead and dying animals the phantom poisoner is a regular.

 

[banf83]

came across this old article, now some of the horses on the propertee did seem emaciated but that paddock looks alarmingly like Jodie’s. she can be as well meaning as she wants but with the lack of space & experience she’s creating a whole world of problems

I think this is Whispering Willow, it’s been mentioned a few times on Fripps Farce. The sentence was pretty appalling if I recall correctly and she still owns horses. The laws in this country are awful.

 

[DCI Jack Logan]

Just a little add on,
Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #34 The swamp that won't drain instead mud mats are begged from the brain dead.

 

[Original SoulMate Kyle]

Jodie is such a bully. Threatening a former employee instead of handling a dispute properly because she wants to duck with their head and wear their skin

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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And a screenshot of the mud: