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Anyone want to attempt a recap of action-packed thread #14?
Anyone want to attempt a recap of action-packed thread #14?
Joanne Larby #15 When Baby River finally did appear, a bucket of placenta gave us all the fear
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Thread #14 recap:
Joanne had her baby and has amazed us all at how humbly and sensitively she has approached this new chapter of her life
Just kidding, she's even more insufferable than any of us predicted
Joanne had her baby and has amazed us all at how humbly and sensitively she has approached this new chapter of her life
Just kidding, she's even more insufferable than any of us predicted
I knew she'd post some passive aggressive crap about not really giving birth because she had a section. I 100% believe she is annoyed she ended up having to have a section in the end and her ridiculous birthing plan went out the window. She's a person who needs to be in control of every aspect of her life so when it didn't go accordingly I'd say she was bulling. She needs to post these things to reassure herself because no one else could give a fiddlers how the child arrived earthside!
- Joanne treated us to some of her most imaginatively photoshopped throwback images yet, in which she resembled a sexbot designed by a 14 year old boy. She's planning to have them printed to hang in the Scandi cottage.
- She riled up and seriously upset many women with insensitive comments and pompous private messages - and consistently failed to provide trigger warnings for people who have suffered pregnancy loss etc. That rag vipmagazine shared her manufactured plight.
- She got a cake to celebrate reaching her due date, raising the ire again of people who have experienced pregnancy loss, prematurity, and just everyone actually because it was so breathtakingly stupid and insensitive.
- She shared a photo of her full-term bare bump (no knickers and no trigger warnings, obviously) and put us all off our cornflakes
- She riled up and seriously upset many women with insensitive comments and pompous private messages - and consistently failed to provide trigger warnings for people who have suffered pregnancy loss etc. That rag vipmagazine shared her manufactured plight.
- She got a cake to celebrate reaching her due date, raising the ire again of people who have experienced pregnancy loss, prematurity, and just everyone actually because it was so breathtakingly stupid and insensitive.
- She shared a photo of her full-term bare bump (no knickers and no trigger warnings, obviously) and put us all off our cornflakes
I remember Joanne saying her mother was coming to stay when the baby arrived home? If so, she’s very lucky to have so much help.
Why thank you!!
Ha I think he’s leaving on her feeding pillow
Hahaha best laugh of the day!
Hi Joanne 
Congrats hun!
Just an FYI between ourselves, the adapters for your pram that you speak about on your post are on the wrong way! You mention they are used to bring the baby close to you yet you have them in the further away position. No biggy but I’m sure you got the €1500 pram for free in exchange for the ad, you’d hate to mess it up.
Bye for now
Congrats hun!
Just an FYI between ourselves, the adapters for your pram that you speak about on your post are on the wrong way! You mention they are used to bring the baby close to you yet you have them in the further away position. No biggy but I’m sure you got the €1500 pram for free in exchange for the ad, you’d hate to mess it up.
Bye for now
Hand on heart, i would buy duck all that this woman advertises in fact, it would completely put me off the brand because they got this cretin to advertise for them! Absolutely overkill with the baby pics now 🥱
in fact, it would completely put me off the brand because they got this cretin to advertise for them! Absolutely overkill with the baby pics now 🥱Price tag still attached 
What on earth were they doing that it took an hour !
What on earth were they doing that it took an hour !
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I was thinking the samePrice tag still attached
What on earth were they doing that it took an hour !
make sure the child has a clean nappy and wrap him up and put him into the pram.. I do it everyday and takes about 3 minutes 
why does she have to exaggerate the duck out of everything?
The duck is that furry thing anyway?
Not sure what it is with the instahuns and furry tit around the babies faces…Martinas Mark is the same.The duck is that furry thing anyway?
Leaving the house with them as newborns is easy. It's the toddler stage that takes forever, because they are convinced the can dress themselves. Then when they can't the run away.I was thinking the same
I think it’s the hood of the footmuff
So much time spent on providing all of the details in the post about the stroller you’d think it was an ad but it’s not declared and she always declared ads so it can’t be but it is. Tagged as ad on stories only. God love her she must be exhausted after spending so much time doing the ad and pretending its not one taking care of her new meal ticket baby.
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