Joanne Larby #10 Broad & burly, always looking surly, never takes the Peugeot for a whirly

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Surprised you got that advice from three separate doctors tbh. The growing trend for decades now has been later-in-life mothers, mid - late 30s is pretty common in most first world countries. Biologically, late 20s is probably ideal but in no way practical for many many people in terms of their life circumstances. Looking back to that age, I was a kid myself! My sister is pregnant with her first at 36 and not a thing mentioned to her about her age by any of her doctors.
 
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Surprised you got that advice from three separate doctors tbh. The growing trend for decades now has been later-in-life mothers, mid - late 30s is pretty common in most first world countries. Biologically, late 20s is probably ideal but in no way practical for many many people in terms of their life circumstances. Looking back to that age, I was a kid myself! My sister is pregnant with her first at 36 and not a thing mentioned to her about her age by any of her doctors.
One doctor specialised in fertility so I could understand him saying it, but the other 2 were GPs. I was very upset and stressed about it for a while but have just concluded now what will be will be whenever I am ready. Haven't been in a rush back to either GP since though!
 
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In medical terms an elderly primigravida is a woman who goes into pregnancy for the first time at the age of 35 or older.
It’s more common for women to have babies older now, but it also more common for couples to need fertility treatment too.
 
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I'm not 30 yet and 3 doctors have told me I need to start family planning, over a year ago! 😒 I haven't because I'm not ready but it extremely stressed me out for a long time
I remember you were saying this before in a different thread… not one medical person batted an eyelid at me! I’m 34 and I actually had to demand for an anomaly test because in my maternity they will only give an anomaly to high risk people and I wasn’t deemed as such!
 
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Joanne Larby #11 #gifted a baby from Adam's spunk, now on the beg for free baby junk!
 
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Ah sure jojo you may as well sign in here and answer our questions🙄🙄🙄 we can see through your questions boxes
 
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Insufferable smug idiot. First of all Joey you are out of breath because you are overweight, trying to pass it off as another pregnancy related symptom, like her cravings🙄she's always out of breath on stories simply from just speaking. We got pregnant 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️allergic to that phrase. The absolute tit that comes out of her mouth without as much as flinching is scary. Who does she think she's fooling with I'm most at peace in my life and so ready now because I spent my 20s travelling, focusing on my career and of course her brief "living in London" was mentioned. Remember she text Paul to say she had her wedding dress picked out and shared the message, he was clearly freaked by his reply yet she still shared it, wearing happy wifey sweatshirts too. Absolute space cadet.
 
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Wtf. I just watched jojos stories for first time in ages. I thought she was around 6 months pregnant.... She is only 12-14 weeks?!?! The bump 😂😂😂 saying she feels movement.Oh jojo you bleeping fruitloop
 
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She should be done for cultural appropriation, ffs she’s like Robert Downey in Tropic Thunder except she’s not being ironic. That photo she’s posted she’s either got a skin condition or has darkened herself to be unrecognizable.
 
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Revelations from her chat:

-“I’m 5’10 and a size 16 so I didn’t think the bump would show but it did as of 7 weeks and I call it the blump” (bloat and bump)
-marriage is in the plans (but not engaged...) because they want they bébé at the wedding
-they wanted to wait to TTC because of the pandemic and wanting family close by and not in lockdown. Their fam is in Dublin. There are going to be more lockdowns. But ok Jo.
-she wanted to wait for vaccine rollout to TTC but still no mention of herself getting the vaccine (and no use of her platform to encourage others to get it). I’m in healthcare and everyone should get it as a responsibility to humankind. It’s not a Russian trap. It’s not a robot chip. It’s not made of poisonous mercury. Cop on Jo.
-she’s the happiest and healthiest she’s ever been, in case we didn’t already know
-west cork is the long haul plan, you lucky bunch 😂😂😂

I would bet she asked the majority of those question boxes to herself. I was just reading an article about using that tactic to boost engagement when it’s dropped off 🙄
 
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Sorry, I never buy when people say "oh we can't wait to have a baby at our wedding, it'll be so special" I actually can't think of anything worse. Crying, someone has to mind it for you all day, spit-up on peoples good clothes, who is it staying with that night, the list goes on.
 
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Revelations from her chat:

-“I’m 5’10 and a size 16 so I didn’t think the bump would show but it did as of 7 weeks and I call it the blump” (bloat and bump)
-marriage is in the plans (but not engaged...) because they want they bébé at the wedding
-they wanted to wait to TTC because of the pandemic and wanting family close by and not in lockdown. Their fam is in Dublin. There are going to be more lockdowns. But ok Jo.
-she wanted to wait for vaccine rollout to TTC but still no mention of herself getting the vaccine (and no use of her platform to encourage others to get it). I’m in healthcare and everyone should get it as a responsibility to humankind. It’s not a Russian trap. It’s not a robot chip. It’s not made of poisonous mercury. Cop on Jo.
-she’s the happiest and healthiest she’s ever been, in case we didn’t already know
-west cork is the long haul plan, you lucky bunch 😂😂😂

I would bet she asked the majority of those question boxes to herself. I was just reading an article about using that tactic to boost engagement when it’s dropped off 🙄
Big yes to your point on her rambling about vaccines. She waited until other people got the population vaccinated to the point where she probably will be allowed her partner with her while in labour 🙄 Judging by her history of liking AOL's posts, I highly doubt she's vaccinated. Hope to God for her own sake she's doesn't get a dose of Covid while pregnant 😬
 
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Did anyone listen to the stories? 'They' wanted to wait to get pregnant until after the pandemic when their families could be closer. At the same time mentions that the nearest family are 4.5 hours away. So what happens now jojo? Does all the family move closer to cork just because you're preggers?

Wonder did she plan to get the ring off him and get married but coz of covid wedding would be delayed. Then coz of her age she reckoned she better not wait to have a baby any longer. I don't believe someone who's as anal as she is would choose to have a baby before she got married if she could've done it the other way around. Despite all her bleats.
Again, lots of couples are prob in the same situation but God forbid she actually admitted anything like that.

Also it's been said before, she might be tall but she says in her stories there she's 5'10. Vogue Williams is 5'10 or thereabouts. She's not as tall as her. Lies just trip off her tongue. She admitted its mostly bloat not a bump, but didn't stop her doing the belly hold pic!

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She's about 5"8...I have stood beside her in reality! Why does she lie about that!??
 
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She's about 5"8...I have stood beside her in reality! Why does she lie about that!??
Yeah, me too and I'd def put her at about 5'8' compared to my own height.
That was a few years ago but she was a striking-looking girl and attractive in more of the Lady GaGa way than a more dainty way, if you get me!
Couldn't give two shites about her chin or her hairline or whatever filters she wants to use to feel better about herself, and happy for her news. But the "we're pregnant" thing grinds my gears to absolute fcuk too.
 
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Ugh she sounds so smug and pedantic - I partied, I travelled, baby in my belly, beautiful partner!!!! Just get the fcuk over yourself, she’s gonna be in for some land when the baby arrives 🤪
 
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Omg she can’t even keep up with her lies. She said in her stories that last year her and madam were together 3 years. Yet on her photos she has one from 2020 and it’s #2 years.
I caught this as well! The lies are always insane. They're probably together 3 years now but in 2017 she was with Paul until around October time, so she couldn't have been with Adam 3 years in 2020.
 
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Really larby? Pregnancy is a sensitive topic? Your face in those snaps say otherwise, she has no idea and frankly, doesn't care about other people struggles. It might be harsh but that grin across her face absolutely sends me
 
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She’s approx 5’8”.
Carrying the weight she does means fetal movement isn’t felt until later. A skinny woman would feel it earlier.
She wanted to have her family and friends nearby? They’re 4.5 hours away.
Is her mother gonna move in? Or on day 8 of having zero, and I mean zero sleep, is she then gonna call her mother to drive down to help?
I’m beginning to feel a bit sorry for her because I truly think she had no idea of what’s coming down the tracks, isolated in the hole of nowhere during a dark winter.
 
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