Joanne Cronin #8 Knickers on the floor, empty loo rolls galore, Joanne's tanning routine is a farce...

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She definitely never completed that “I’m some mad one” stage of her life, when most people did in their early 20’s. It’s as if she’s stuck in a time warp and still thinks DRIIINKIN and having a mad hoolie and effectively emulating early 00’s Lindsay Lohan is the the bleeding crown chakra of cool. I’m half expecting pics of her being pushed round a car in a Dunne’s Stores trolley with a traffic cone on her head.

Jojo m’dear, it’s an inflatable Kangaroo. Cheap swag paid for by a promo company. You aren’t Kesha, you I don’t brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack and interpol will not be concerned over this Roo’s whereabouts.

much love xoxo
 
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She has to be trolling with the 1km ‘tough push’ photos - surely? Either that or the record map of her runs makes more sense though cause it always did look like it was on her own house plot - she probably was actually walking in circles in the garden for 1km…wouldn’t take that long! I’m more perplexed by her than ever tbh.
 
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To quote Taylor. "Draw a cat eye sharp enough to kill a man"
Mad altogether but its her look. She's been told repeatedly its not good but she thinks everyone is just jealous. She can't be helped!
 
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For the love of God Joanne, just accept that winged eyeliner is not a skill you can master. No shame, I'm pretty crap at it too. Try a pencil and some dark shadow.
 
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