I am howling...”3 leaves from a bagged salad”......perfect summationI do wonder if it was served with the usual three leaves from a bagged salad.
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Think Arabella should join here as well....
I am howling...”3 leaves from a bagged salad”......perfect summationI do wonder if it was served with the usual three leaves from a bagged salad.
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Bet she bought a solitary “undressed” fish cake........as her usual place was shut....and just bigged it up to look grand. She could have a least gone for a lobster fake story line....deffo no class....I finally watched the vlog. On her radio programme she claimed it had taken her 35 minutes to walk to the fishmongers in New Quebec Street near Marble Arch and then asked her listeners how far they had gone to get food. So she used it as content for her programme and lied/exaggerated yet again. In the vlog she said it took her 10 minutes to walk there. It was very odd not to show the dressed crab if it was part of her solitary birthday.
The thing about a dressed crab is it doesn’t require any effort as it’s done for you. She could have bought some nice bread, mayo and lemon and put it on her table to look festive. Maybe she ate it straight from the shell.Bet she bought a solitary “undressed” fish cake........as her usual place was shut....and just bigged it up to look grand. She could have a least gone for a lobster fake story line....deffo no class....
With her avocado rippers.....The thing about a dressed crab is it doesn’t require any effort as it’s done for you. She could have bought some nice bread, mayo and lemon and put it on her table to look festive. Maybe she ate it straight from the shell.
It would be great if someone could point MAM's followers here as an eyeopener. Still, many of her YT commenters can't even find the video description box so navigating to another page would be beyond them.Think Arabella should join here as well....
I wonder if that comment was deleted as I couldn’t see it when I looked. And because JG loves bread so much, why not produce some alongside the crab?
Well, she better get off to medical school and train as a surgeon then...I’m sure she’d nail it.....a kidney would stand no chance against her “rippers”.....not sure I agree with her re ”ok” but all things are comparative I suppose.I wonder if that comment was deleted as I couldn’t see it when I looked. And because JG loves bread so much, why not produce some alongside the crab?
I noticed in the vlog that that she said she wouldn’t have to have a facelift if she carried on wearing her mask as the upper part of her face was OK.
Wow, yes, she’s a fantasist....that’s why she seems so incongruous.... Life has kind of passed her by really, so she “plays dress up”. There would be a bit of pathos to that.....except for the fact she’s so damn rude and annoying.Goodbye old toaster. It's an Alan Bennett play waiting to be written. Her birthday was like an acid flashback. The gold lame dress and faux laurel leaf headband. In her head she's at a bacchanalian feast, wolfing dressed crab with Mick Jagger. In reality she's Edna the Inebriate pushing her dog around in a pushchair.
With a bit of Walter Mitty chucked in...MAM's a bit Miss Haversham meets old man Steptoe.
Welcome @evenstar297 Probably for no reason other than her usual need to show off her connections.I just found Jo's vlogs and social media content. Question, in her latest vlog did she name drop "Michelle Fairely" the actress that was on GoT? If so, why??
I think offering to promote a business on a radio show is called advertising. This is one for BBC DG Tim Davie, I wonder how it chimes with his stringent SM guidelines for BBC presenters?An offer to promote her upholster’s business.View attachment 391145