Jessontheplussize #19 crusty eye, fitness-related cry, anxiety pie-in-the-sky.

[Em_]

Thanks to @Furnessian for the thread title.

If anyone wants to add a recap, please do so. I can't really think if anything as she's been really boring and the most controversial thing she's done in my opinion is that ear wax removal thing

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

Thanks to @Furnessian for the thread title.
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If anyone wants to add a recap, please do so. I can't really think if anything as she's been really boring and the most controversial thing she's done in my opinion is that ear wax removal thing

Thanks for making me remember that again

 

[urghmummybloggers]

What’s she banging on about? I’d probably look because it’s the start of March pet and still bleeping freezing

 

[Romy]

I don't know since but pre-covid you've had all these girls in nights out in skimpy outfits outside in the middle of winter No coats. Only in Britain and Ireland.

And men too, just shirts...

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve thought about their sex lite but only because I’m genuinely such a sticky beak haha but I’d love to know how often they have sex once a month I reckon

 

[Bagpuss7]

What’s she banging on about? I’d probably look because it’s the start of March pet and still bleeping freezing

And she's out in a shiny slip dress/ nightie with fake tan legs the colour of terracotta pots ! Not exactly inconspicuous !

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve thought about their sex lite but only because I’m genuinely such a sticky beak haha but I’d love to know how often they have sex once a month I reckon

I’ve thought about it - they look like they have zero sexual chemistry together - they don’t look like they have any romantic chemistry at all

 

[loolabelle]

I often think about people I follow on insta’s sex lives - honestly I don’t think many are positive. Jess & Milli really don’t look like they even cuddle!

 

[Furnessian]

Always happy to get a Jess thread title. Going to paint my legs orange and spend all day in my rancid pyjamas (gifted) to celebrate

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

The only reason anyone was looking at her yesterday (if they really were) is because she’s gone out in her bleeping negligee!

 

[perfectlyimperfectloopy]

The only reason anyone was looking at her yesterday (if they really were) is because she’s gone out in her bleeping negligee!

Or perhaps because she just looked a hot mess

 

[Em_]

I don't know since but pre-covid you've had all these girls in nights out in skimpy outfits outside in the middle of winter No coats. Only in Britain and Ireland.

And men too, just shirts...

Especially those of us in the North
I'm too old for all that now, but unless the sun was on you it was cold yesterday, still tights weather. Having said that, you do see girls out without tights on and a lot of men are out in shorts now, but once the sun's out and it's double figures you get that here.

 

[Chip1984]

I don't know since but pre-covid you've had all these girls in nights out in skimpy outfits outside in the middle of winter No coats. Only in Britain and Ireland.

And men too, just shirts...

Aye, it's Newcastle/Gateshead, where all the lasses walk around in next to nowt

 

[Em_]

Aye, it's Newcastle/Gateshead, where all the lasses walk around in next to nowt

Who is it in your profile pic? I can't work it out

 

[TeaNToast]

Who is it in your profile pic? I can't work it out

I can’t remember what her Instagram is but she’s a total twit. I unfollowed her! She needs a thread on here

Yikes the brows

 

[justlurking2345]

The eyebrows

 

[Userom]

What the bloody hell has she done to herself !

 

[LadyB65]

Yikes, those eyebrows are a bit much
Since she’s so bleeping desperate to be cool and fit in on tik tok, she has probably used the filter that everyone seems to be using to show you where your eyebrows should start, end and arch? Incoming reel/tik tok at some point today I’m guessing

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Must have been reading here as she's gone and bought some root spray

 

[Chip1984]

Who is it in your profile pic? I can't work it out

It's the weird one - she has a thread on here.