Jessontheplussize #11 Look at the roses all over me' gunt, I'm dirty and sweaty & a greedy

[JesusChristAlmighty]

If she had one singular brain cell, just the one.
She’d get away with the lying.
If she washed her face, sorted her eye bogies that she’s become infatuated about and brushed her hair. Then I may believe she’s been awake a while. But no. She’s straight on the phone with her puffy night face, eye bogies and bird nest hair. Trying to say she’s been up ages. I live in the south and can smell her bullshit from here

 

[Em_]

I’m with you, I’m bleeping boiling as soon as it hits 16 so I genuinely feel like I’m dying at the moment. Please tell me it’s going to end soon and rain for a few weeks ??

I'd love that, no summer would make me so happy. It was nice and grey where I am this morning, but the sun's coming out now

Just a piece of advice
Cold showers in a hot weather will make you sweat more, since the very moment you left the bathroom
Lukewarm water progressively coolish is better.

I didn't know that, every day's a school day

 

[HanHan.]

The only time I ever say “I’ve been up for hours” is when I’m lying. I’ve really been laying in bed on my phone scrolling! Just stop saying it Jess. I’m not judging you because you haven’t been up since 8, I’m judging you because you’re blatantly lying about being up since 8!

 

[Aliceinw0nderland]

I purposely didnt watch the sweaty videos yesterday and judging by these comments I'm glad.
Did anyone see the woman in the jess x its jumpsuit?
"As a 6 foot woman" and shes happy they fit length ways
Great for her... but that's the standard general length
All clothes are on sale too, and STILL can't find the pink dress. And most things only available in 16 / 18

 

[Chip1984]

All quiet on the Jess front so far. What do you all reckon, still in bed? Or has she been reading here and will present to us later with washed hair and make up?

 

[Em_]

All quiet on the Jess front so far. What do you all reckon, still in bed? Or has she been reading here and will present to us later with washed hair and make up?

In bed or she'll come in later and say she's done something really exciting today and she'll announce it in so many days

 

[Bagpuss7]

I purposely didnt watch the sweaty videos yesterday and judging by these comments I'm glad.
Did anyone see the woman in the jess x its jumpsuit?
"As a 6 foot woman" and shes happy they fit length ways
Great for her... but that's the standard general length
All clothes are on sale too, and STILL can't find the pink dress. And most things only available in 16 / 18

Would appear only the z lister collections are available in petite, tall sizes. Makes an absolute mockery of Jess saying she was fully involved in the whole process of putting the collection together! The fact nothing fit her 5'5 height was an absolute joke and how she didn't pull ITS up on that during the design process and insist on petite sizing at the very least shows what a sell out she is !

 

[Furnessian]

Everything in her collection looked miles better on other people, which is a bit odd.

 

[wonderingtwirl]

Would appear only the z lister collections are available in petite, tall sizes. Makes an absolute mockery of Jess saying she was fully involved in the whole process of putting the collection together! The fact nothing fit her 5'5 height was an absolute joke and how she didn't pull ITS up on that during the design process and insist on petite sizing at the very least shows what a sell out she is !

Every picture she shared the maxi skirt looked far too long on everyone, there maxi & it being too long!

 

[uglybettybetty]

Love how she said “had a bit of a lie in this morning”.... isn’t that just like every other morning for you then Jess? Since when does she not have a lie in?! Even when she was working she’d have so many days off and sleep in till late. Such a lazy slob

Blimey! It’s 3pm and she’s only just gone downstairs? Seems like Jess is now living like a 18 year old uni student

 

[Peachylite]

Why do people call people lazy if they get up later than 7/8am? It really baffles me.. she can sleep till when she wants that doesn’t make her lazy. I have a baby and on mat leave and I’m very lucky my son loves his sleep so some mornings we don’t wake up till 9.30, and I wouldn’t call me/us lazy!?

 

[Blahblah93]

I woke up at 1pm today and it was bleeping awesome.

 

[Em_]

I'm just jealous of everyone that gets to sleep in. I've been up since 3:30am with a constipated toddler.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Why do people call people lazy if they get up later than 7/8am? It really baffles me.. she can sleep till when she wants that doesn’t make her lazy. I have a baby and on mat leave and I’m very lucky my son loves his sleep so some mornings we don’t wake up till 9.30, and I wouldn’t call me/us lazy!?

I don’t get the whole “I’ve cleaned my whole house, cured cancer and world hunger by 8am” guys. Lying in is bleeping beautiful.

Jess is so lazy for so many reasons but not everyone’s rhythm is set to early morning wake up.

 

[Eastlondoner]

lol at your little display pic

I don’t get the whole “I’ve cleaned my whole house, cured cancer and world hunger by 8am” guys. Lying in is bleeping beautiful.

Jess is so lazy for so many reasons but not everyone’s rhythm is set to early morning wake up.

 

[Smoke_and_Mirrors]

lol at your little display pic

Lolol I didn't notice it until you said and then I enlarged it to see.

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

Where’s the restock she said she was sorting out. As CEO/Partner. I thought it’d be sorted by now

 

[Lucylululu]

Where’s the restock she said she was sorting out. As CEO/Partner. I thought it’d be sorted by now

Give her a break, she’s been busy getting back to messages, that’s a full time job!

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

Give her a break, she’s been busy getting back to messages, that’s a full time job!

Ohh yes I’m sorry. She’s been too busy replying to her fans oh and cooking brownies ohhhh and getting out of bed at 3pm Silly me

I work nights. So I sleep a few hours in the day. Kills me when people say….. but you had Thursday off!! No I didn’t. I worked Wednesday night. So I’d already done 8 hours work before you rose at 8am. Thank you very much.

 

[Kingdonkey]

You’d think being a make up guru and always knowing the latest tik tok trends, She would know to buy herself some blotting paper

I've messaged her in the past re: the blotting paper