Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

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jdavi

jdavi

She said her onlyfans is sputtering? I’m surprised there aren’t more men who want non-sexual pictures of her hair.
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

I don't get what her OF business model is anyway tbh if it's not sexual stuff? YT and IG are coming down with free long hair videos - some ASMR and some advice how to grow, maintain and style long hair (which is why I started watching and they keep popping up on my feed now).
She'd probably have more luck going down the 'long hair care' route on YT or IG. Creators there can get 10s of thousands of followers - it's bonkers. Plus lots of opportunities for sponsorship as she's sort of a celeb.
 
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blatherer

Jelly Bean said:
I don't get what her OF business model is anyway tbh if it's not sexual stuff? YT and IG are coming down with free long hair videos - some ASMR and some advice how to grow, maintain and style long hair (which is why I started watching and they keep popping up on my feed now).
She'd probably have more luck going down the 'long hair care' route on YT or IG. Creators there can get 10s of thousands of followers - it's bonkers. Plus lots of opportunities for sponsorship as she's sort of a celeb.
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It's nonsexual-sexual stuff. She's not doing hair care tips or ASMR, she's doing cosplay, hair styling and photoshoots for people who have actual hair fetishes. So the material isn't explicit (as in, no nudity) but her fans are getting a sexual kick from it and she's messaging them as well.
 
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blatherer

Am I the only one who finds the reels really samey and unfunny? the premise could be funny but the execution isn't.
 
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jdavi

jdavi

blatherer said:
Am I the only one who finds the reels really samey and unfunny? the premise could be funny but the execution isn't.
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Yeah… the mom reels were relatable but not the “Sorry I can’t hang out because of my sAx WeRk” ones 🙃
 
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maytoseptember

maytoseptember

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Saw this and thought of Jessie’s panic as she realises it’ll take her years to compete with this.
 
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sleepflowers

sleepflowers

Finally reading Sunset. It's fine I'd say, but could have done with a better editor - not much is actually happening.
 
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figgypud

She seems quite naive to the fact that people with a hair fetish might want more than professional photos of long hair? Like sure that might get some people off but the whole draw of OF is more of an intimate, personalised experience of a person/fetish.
 
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Alansbigplate

Alansbigplate

figgypud said:
She seems quite naive to the fact that people with a hair fetish might want more than professional photos of long hair? Like sure that might get some people off but the whole draw of OF is more of an intimate, personalised experience of a person/fetish.
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Yeah didnt she realise they basically want one on one contact and that’s what you’re selling
 
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blatherer

Better late than never? ep13: Jessie's surprised she sees mums on the way back from the school drop off 'in full make-up and office wear' (maybe that's cos they've got to go to work?) Alfie's taking a hiatus from drinking. He claims that he's done some of his best gigs drunk, Jessie doubts this. She brings up times she's heard gossip about Alfie flirting with other women and he's denied it (namely at the British Comedy Awards). Alfie brushes this off as the women in question 'being delusional narcissists'. Jessie says Alfie is also a delusional narcissist. Alfie doubles down. Jessie says drinking is a 'salve' Alfie uses. Alfie says he drinks to 'stamp out his existential dread'. Jessie's annoyed that she 'has to remain in the real world and can't drink herself to oblivion'. Alfie says Jessie's way of managing existential dread is by having children and being pregnant. Jessie says she hasn't been pregnant in three years. She says that they're going to a wedding this weekend and Alfie's 'ruined it' by having no self-control earlier in the year so now neither of them will be drinking. Alfie says Jessie dishes out tough love even though she doesn't like it herself. Jessie mentions ghosting a previous relationship (which lasted 6 months!!) and she now has to avoid them. I get the sense that this is the guy she was dating when they split up the first time... She says she's ghosted people she's dated on three separate occasions! She says Alfie gets a two-year itch and wants to break up after two years. Alfie says he doesn't want to have meaningless sex anymore whereas Jessie is actually curious about having meaningless sex. They disagree on whether it's possible to fall in love with somebody else when you're already in a relationship (I'll let you guess who believes you can and who believes you can't). They talk about their 'dabbles' with opening the relationship, Jessie says 'it messed her mind up' (no surprises there). Alfie thinks the podcast is too meandering, Jessie thinks the podcast is more about them communicating with one another, Alfie thinks it's about having a listenership and getting sponsors (good luck with that!) They say that Tenn is very much like Alfie. For some reason, when Jessie's brother died, Jessie's mum told Donnie and Margot that he'd 'gone to the grand canyon'. And then Donnie found out the truth after hearing Jessie talk about it when she was editing WCTATRN. (Madness!) Jessie regrets the way they handled it and the fact the two children didn't go to the funeral. Jessie's mum still has a picture of Ben as her phone screensaver. Jessie thought this would have been a fun episode but now wants to cry!
 
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femmegirly

blatherer said:
Better late than never? ep13: Jessie's surprised she sees mums on the way back from the school drop off 'in full make-up and office wear' (maybe that's cos they've got to go to work?) Alfie's taking a hiatus from drinking. He claims that he's done some of his best gigs drunk, Jessie doubts this. She brings up times she's heard gossip about Alfie flirting with other women and he's denied it (namely at the British Comedy Awards). Alfie brushes this off as the women in question 'being delusional narcissists'. Jessie says Alfie is also a delusional narcissist. Alfie doubles down. Jessie says drinking is a 'salve' Alfie uses. Alfie says he drinks to 'stamp out his existential dread'. Jessie's annoyed that she 'has to remain in the real world and can't drink herself to oblivion'. Alfie says Jessie's way of managing existential dread is by having children and being pregnant. Jessie says she hasn't been pregnant in three years. She says that they're going to a wedding this weekend and Alfie's 'ruined it' by having no self-control earlier in the year so now neither of them will be drinking. Alfie says Jessie dishes out tough love even though she doesn't like it herself. Jessie mentions ghosting a previous relationship (which lasted 6 months!!) and she now has to avoid them. I get the sense that this is the guy she was dating when they split up the first time... She says she's ghosted people she's dated on three separate occasions! She says Alfie gets a two-year itch and wants to break up after two years. Alfie says he doesn't want to have meaningless sex anymore whereas Jessie is actually curious about having meaningless sex. They disagree on whether it's possible to fall in love with somebody else when you're already in a relationship (I'll let you guess who believes you can and who believes you can't). They talk about their 'dabbles' with opening the relationship, Jessie says 'it messed her mind up' (no surprises there). Alfie thinks the podcast is too meandering, Jessie thinks the podcast is more about them communicating with one another, Alfie thinks it's about having a listenership and getting sponsors (good luck with that!) They say that Tenn is very much like Alfie. For some reason, when Jessie's brother died, Jessie's mum told Donnie and Margot that he'd 'gone to the grand canyon'. And then Donnie found out the truth after hearing Jessie talk about it when she was editing WCTATRN. (Madness!) Jessie regrets the way they handled it and the fact the two children didn't go to the funeral. Jessie's mum still has a picture of Ben as her phone screensaver. Jessie thought this would have been a fun episode but now wants to cry!
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That was a rollercoaster. From laughing to anger to feeling quite sad at the end.

Also about half way in I realised that Jessie and Alfie are a real life Kelly & Ryan from The Office.
 
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