Jane Gammons #49 All those sweeties? Helloooo diabetes!

[lexiloo]

New thread time, thanks to @doctordoctor for the suggestion with most likes

Can't wait to see what this thread brings.......

Will Bertie finally be rolled out onto the roads so the gammons can entertain us all trying out van life?
Will Jane haul her arse off the sofa long enough to actually have enough stock made so orders can be fulfilled and despatched without waiting a week?
Will Amy ever receive her missing parcel?
Will the musty flat of doom get a deep clean?
Will Jane realise her biznizz is tanking and she's a laughing stock on SM?
Tune in to find out, tattle on folks.........

 

[Sweatybetty]

Spraying her syringe with alcohol even tho apparently it’s sterile

 

[Motherofpigs]

That green stuff is what my sick looked like as a student after too many apple sourz why would you ever want to wash with that?!

 

[Sweatybetty]

Still going everywhere

Said she ain’t making these next year

Oh god 🫣

If it was a solid liquid would be fine ?

Going everywhere

She’s getting annoyed people keep asking what she’s making

Said they are not filled with real blood it’s body wash
She’s never used these bags before and it’s giving her a headache

She’s wasted so much prowducts doing this

Telling other soap makers to not even bother trying this

Too much hassle

I’m giving her tips now can’t watch

Barely comes out where it’s so thick

200 for the tit show

Said the green body wash is a lot thinner in consistency , should they not all be the same consistency 🫣

She’s just squirted it all
Up wall

Chins said she makes it all from scratch

Carol has purchased 3 bags and has done clear pay 🫣

 

[lexiloo]

makes it from scratch? why oh why would people be happy to buy and use that when they have no idea what's in it and it's in them filthy jugs in her smelly flat these people are full on berks, I saw one say she used the body butter as a make up primer!!!! They're all so thick it's hilarious.

 

[Sweatybetty]

Who would have thought filling bags with soap would bring the viewers in

She’s on FYP and feels like crying

Take that how you will

Chins is asking if pork is gammon

She’s struggling to get lemon cookie up the syringe

 

[Jo-nos]

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Still going everywhere

Said she ain’t making these next year

Oh god 🫣

If it was a solid liquid would be fine ?

Going everywhere
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She’s getting annoyed people keep asking what she’s making

Said they are not filled with real blood it’s body wash
She’s never used these bags before and it’s giving her a headache

She’s wasted so much prowducts doing this

Telling other soap makers to not even bother trying this

Too much hassle

I’m giving her tips now can’t watch

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Barely comes out where it’s so thick

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200 for the tit show

Said the green body wash is a lot thinner in consistency , should they not all be the same consistency 🫣

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She’s just squirted it all
Up wall

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Chins said she makes it all from scratch

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Carol has purchased 3 bags and has done clear pay 🫣

She’s obviously not following the recipie correctly for each batch the. If they are different thicknesses

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s cleaning her buffalo out as the soap has been sitting in it for two weeks

She def reads here she’s talking about her batch numbers and the government website

 

[monga]

View attachment 1608455

Still going everywhere

Said she ain’t making these next year

Oh god 🫣

If it was a solid liquid would be fine ?

Going everywhere
View attachment 1608466

She’s getting annoyed people keep asking what she’s making

Said they are not filled with real blood it’s body wash
She’s never used these bags before and it’s giving her a headache

She’s wasted so much prowducts doing this

Telling other soap makers to not even bother trying this

Too much hassle

I’m giving her tips now can’t watch

View attachment 1608505

Barely comes out where it’s so thick

View attachment 1608513

View attachment 1608515

200 for the tit show

Said the green body wash is a lot thinner in consistency , should they not all be the same consistency 🫣

View attachment 1608542View attachment 1608543

She’s just squirted it all
Up wall

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View attachment 1608562View attachment 1608563

Chins said she makes it all from scratch

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Carol has purchased 3 bags and has done clear pay 🫣

Bet there’s a few Big Macs stuffed down there

She’s obviously not following the recipie correctly for each batch the. If they are different thicknesses

She couldn’t even get the whipped soap out of the piping bag last time even by cutting off the nozzle, it was like concrete she had to bin it.

 

[Firebug]

That type of bag she is using isn't designed for use in the shower, it's a refill big, for filling soup dispensers to save plastic (not this tacky novelty one but the concept). M&S do them in the hand soap my other half swears he likes better than all the cheaper ones I could buy. The cap is tiny and fiddly, when your hands are wet and soapy it's hard to get back on and in the meantime, the soap runs out as there no no-return valve in the bag. By the time you've opened it, tried to shower with it, tried to close it, preventing it from dribbling out, but it drains out onto the shower floor, you skid, you hit your head and it's all over. If you survive the concussion you still have the thrush, blindness and allergic reaction to contend with.

 

[monga]

That type of bag she is using isn't designed for use in the shower, it's a refill big, for filling soup dispensers to save plastic (not this tacky novelty one but the concept). M&S do them in the hand soap my other half swears he likes better than all the cheaper ones I could buy. The cap is tiny and fiddly, when your hands are wet and soapy it's hard to get back on and in the meantime, the soap runs out as there no no-return valve in the bag. By the time you've opened it, tried to shower with it, tried to close it, preventing it from dribbling out, but it drains out onto the shower floor, you skid, you hit your head and it's all over. If you survive the concussion you still have the thrush, blindness and allergic reaction to contend with.

I’m sure they’re to be used for candy

Gruesome Strawberry Blood Bags - Treasure Island Sweets - treasureislandsweets.co.uk

Gruesome Strawberry Blood Bags, spooky and perfect for Halloween - fast UK delivery

www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk

 

[Firebug]

I’m sure they’re to be used for candy

Gruesome Strawberry Blood Bags - Treasure Island Sweets - treasureislandsweets.co.uk

Gruesome Strawberry Blood Bags, spooky and perfect for Halloween - fast UK delivery

www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk

Yeah not designed for soap (I did say soup but not for soup either). I'm so bored (covid) that I made another account and watched her today, total tit show and she didn't realise why she had so many viewers lol it was the comedy not the boss girl vibes we were getting.

 

[Sweatybetty]

My 600 lb life
Remind you of anyone ?

When you should be making melwts but 50 shades comes on

 

[monga]

Yeah not designed for soap (I did say soup but not for soup either). I'm so bored (covid) that I made another account and watched her today, total tit show and she didn't realise why she had so many viewers lol it was the comedy not the boss girl vibes we were getting.

Hope you feel better soon x watching Jane will only add to the woe …. She got them from Amazon

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[Firebug]

Did anyone notice in her live earlier somebody said their grandson had just taken his own life, tragically sad but Jane's response was? You know I am always here for you and I like the think my lives are a safe place for people to talk. I don't think Jane is the compassionate person to offer counselling for such things, she thinks she is wonderful

 

[Sweatybetty]

She can’t say intravenous and don’t know what it means

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I’m actually speechless over this whole thread

What the duck is she doing I blame you all for encouraging this we were taking the puss she hadn’t started Halloween yet and now she has made loads of absolute tit just to keep us happy. Needs reporting for putting non consumable in consumable bags though Jesus Christ

 

[Sweatybetty]

I always think it can’t get any worse but then it does 🫣

A load of them have fell down the back

2 packing peanuts

 

[bananasplit88]

What a tit show. Just when you think it can’t get any worse…