Why can’t he just have 1 day without his phone like as soon as he wakes up he’s videoing.. even the days he says he’s not doing social media he still does
Why does he try to talk like a bad man?!Well, yesterday's little epiphany didn't last long, did it?!
He only responds to:
a) Fellow Z listers
b) Trolls and spam accounts
He doesn't even bother to like some of the lovely comments he receives.
He would turn up to the opening of an envelope if it meant a bit of attention.So this morning we’ve had the beg to Wayne Lineker topless in bed AGAIN and now selling personalised messages from him, honestly if someone did that for me I would assume they hate me and never speak to them again
As for F I feel so sorry for him because it’s quite clear Jake uses him as his performing monkey and the fact he shows his school uniform really grates on me
I thought he needed help adjusting to being a dad in a pandemic but I had a quick look at the original thread - started in 2019. It would appear this is just the way he is. bleeping exhausting! It's so weird thinking of him acting these little bizarre sketches out with one arm in the air holding his phone - just plain odd behaviour. Jake, put the phone down and put up a shelf or something. Stacey Solomon just glues stuff up - you don't even need a drill mate.Imagine saying to 900k+ followers you’re not going to dedicate any more of your ‘energy’ to negativity and not even lasting 24hrs without whipping the pink wig out hahahahahahah
Haha I always think thinks this. Says he's having a day off then posts even more stories than usual bore off. And actually have a day off then 🥱🥱🥱Why can’t he just have 1 day without his phone like as soon as he wakes up he’s videoing.. even the days he says he’s not doing social media he still does
He would try and sell sand to the bloody Arabs!!!Now the c***s putting make up on.... stop the world I want to get off
On a scale of 1-10 how annoying is jake
Full time prickOn a scale of 1-10 how annoying is jake
What is Jake’s full time job