Jake Quickenden #9 Dancing topless with young girlsšŸ•ŗšŸ» ā€œOh no he didnā€™t!ā€šŸ˜³ ā€œOh yes he did!ā€šŸ¤¢

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Heā€™s sooo lemonade budget ā€¦..

and as my brother has just texted me (randomly)
Text 1.

ā€œthat numpty - PANTO BOY is dressed like Bronski Beatā€

Text 2.
ā€œSis -heā€™s eating a bleeping PANINI - now I know why you dislike him so muchā€

(I bleeping HATE PANINIS or uncooked baguette that are put in a toastie machine ā€¦ it really annoys me)

Text 3.
ā€œMessage later, off to meet Benny in the pub, wait till I show Benny this bleepā€

Friday texts from my brother.
 
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Thanks Jake for the laughs my doctor has told me I can come off my medication...
 
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JQ #10 Jakey's turning Sophie's stomach. We all think that he's a eunuch

Thread suggestion. Lol.
 
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So their at DUMBO, they have no idea what it is or what their meant to see or get into the picture but theyā€™re there because ā€œinfluencersā€ go there. Oh my days!!! Theyā€™re actually a joke.
sophie doesnā€™t get it apparently, they are both as thick as mince. I bet they need to ask someone what theyā€™re meant to do šŸ¤£
 
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Hi jake! šŸ‘‹ So if you're trying to appear younger, and you know we know you are, then I would suggest you get some botox for that forehead cos it looks like a bit of screwed up bacofoil. Very aging! šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø
Also can you just drop the whole "I'm not bothered about others say" act cos no one and I mean NO ONE cares more about what others think of them than you!!
 
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Considering they are in New York they havenā€™t done a fat lot, when we went we did everything theyā€™ve done and more Empire State, top of the rock etc during the first two days
You are right. All the main touristy things are close to each other so Iā€™m surprised they havenā€™t done much. All they have done is take over the streets taking pics.
 
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They really donā€™t get it do they?
the idea is u pleb, u take a picture of the Empire State Building through the arch of the bridge u absolute numptys!! These idiots just think they turn up and try to influence, they couldnā€™t influence a piss up in a brewery
 

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We all know Jakes mum is going to be ill and worn out and will be taking to the sofa desperately waiting for Emmerdale to come onā€¦..she does realise that itā€™s not real does she šŸ¤”
 
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They really donā€™t get it do they?
the idea is u pleb, u take a picture of the Empire State Building through the arch of the bridge u absolute numptys!! These idiots just think they turn up and try to influence, they couldnā€™t influence a piss up in a brewery
What in god's name does he think he looks like. Hope he's freezing his balls off.
 
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They really donā€™t get it do they?
the idea is u pleb, u take a picture of the Empire State Building through the arch of the bridge u absolute numptys!! These idiots just think they turn up and try to influence, they couldnā€™t influence a piss up in a brewery
Hahaha I was thinking that! I guarantee everyone there was taking a picture of themselves so you can still see what your there for the Empire State Building in the arch not blocking the view the morons
 
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They really donā€™t get it do they?
the idea is u pleb, u take a picture of the Empire State Building through the arch of the bridge u absolute numptys!! These idiots just think they turn up and try to influence, they couldnā€™t influence a piss up in a brewery
Why is she cocking her leg like a dog
 
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