Where do I even start with this recap
Dad of the year Jake has missed his son sooooo much while he’s been away in Panto for weeks, boohoo
We know this because that’s all he’s talked about & we’ve been subjected everyday to pictures of them on FaceTime to prove it🥱 Poor Jake, it must be so hard having to “work” to provide for your family
To reinforce to his minions how much he has missed him, he finished Panto on the Sunday & shipped golden child off to Nanny qvc on the Monday so him & Millie Mae could go on a dream break to New York for some content quality time
Influencers of the year Jake & Sophie have gone to New York because Sophie deserved a break for looking after her own kids while Jake fannyed about in Lincoln thinking he was a teenager
For 2 people that have always wanted to go there, they have no clue about any of the exciting, interesting things they could do whilst there They have relied heavily on recommendations from their minions & also the fact that Sophie has probably trawled every influenzas page to see the best places for them to get “cool pics” and content for their vlog Instead of planning an itinerary themselves, they’ve got up each morning & set off to places that have been mentioned on insta with no idea what it is or why they are going there
They visited ground zero & instead of quietly paying their respects to the many who sadly lost their lives, these two bleeps used it as a photo opportunity
Jake even had the cheek to say it was “actually sad” There really is no levels these bleeps won’t stoop to and this reinforces the fact that they are vacant, narcissistic, selfish PRICKS
Lastly but by no means least we take a look back at Fashionista of the year Jake Spending time with so many young people during his Panto run seems to have warped his already tiny brain and he has regressed back to his teenage years
Either that or he has a complex after all the old/grandad comments he has been receiving and has decided to rejuvenate his look
He has taken to wearing loads of tat jewellery Rings, dangly earring, chains around his neck and hanging from every pair of trousers he wears Since new year we have been been enthralled to see what delights he is going to grace us with, here are just a few
Please don’t all rush to Google at once to find where you can buy said items for the man in your life, these are exclusives that you will only find on pubescent boys the catwalks in Milan
Dad of the year Jake has missed his son sooooo much while he’s been away in Panto for weeks, boohoo
We know this because that’s all he’s talked about & we’ve been subjected everyday to pictures of them on FaceTime to prove it🥱 Poor Jake, it must be so hard having to “work” to provide for your family To reinforce to his minions how much he has missed him, he finished Panto on the Sunday & shipped golden child off to Nanny qvc on the Monday so him & Millie Mae could go on a dream break to New York for some Influencers of the year Jake & Sophie have gone to New York because Sophie deserved a break for looking after her own kids while Jake fannyed about in Lincoln thinking he was a teenager
For 2 people that have always wanted to go there, they have no clue about any of the exciting, interesting things they could do whilst there They have relied heavily on recommendations from their minions & also the fact that Sophie has probably trawled every influenzas page to see the best places for them to get “cool pics” and content for their vlog Instead of planning an itinerary themselves, they’ve got up each morning & set off to places that have been mentioned on insta with no idea what it is or why they are going there They visited ground zero & instead of quietly paying their respects to the many who sadly lost their lives, these two bleeps used it as a photo opportunity Jake even had the cheek to say it was “actually sad” There really is no levels these bleeps won’t stoop to and this reinforces the fact that they are vacant, narcissistic, selfish PRICKS
Lastly but by no means least we take a look back at Fashionista of the year Jake
Spending time with so many young people during his Panto run seems to have warped his already tiny brain and he has regressed back to his teenage years Either that or he has a complex after all the old/grandad comments he has been receiving and has decided to rejuvenate his look He has taken to wearing loads of Rings, dangly earring, chains around his neck and hanging from every pair of trousers he wears Since new year we have been been enthralled to see what delights he is going to grace us with, here are just a few Please don’t all rush to Google at once to find where you can buy said items for the man in your life, these are exclusives that you will only find on Attachments
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