Honey, we've seen your house. It's got a massive front drive so if your neighbours WERE peering in then they've had to walk right up to your door to snoop and that's bleeping weird.
Orrrrrrrrrr....
Orrrrrrrrrr....
Haha, same!! Was a big Viz fan too-my annual got confiscated by a teacher & I had to go and get it back from the nun head. She was disgusted, that edition had friar duck the monk with Tourette’s in & the topless skateboarding nun.I used to draw a cock and balls on the board before the teacher arrived.. Tom of Finland I am not.
ETA.. I was taught by Nuns.. This never ended well for me.
Erm excuse me. Soft soft. Chicken "style" stock?! Smidge of raw onion (do pray tell your costing for a ~bleeping smidge~ of anything Cackie.
Yup, I think she's starting to hint, what with sorting out boxes etc.I know she’s joking but I do sense a house move on the way...after Christmas I think. Anyone else?
Maybe it explains what happened to the other rabbit.Why is she wearing a dead animal on her head?
Thanks, D! I’m severely cringing to hella death AF
I think we all know what kind of teenager she still is.Yep, we can imagine what sort of teenager you would have been...
Be honest, do people actually eat that?? It fills me with horror, the stuff of nightmares
DING DING DING!!! This did not happen!!!
I am Jack’s angsty, teenage maverick. Hello. Hello? Oh, there’s only me.Has each one of her personalities got a different handwriting style or wot
if that is Vix 'another a+ pass for kitty's it is bound to be true.So her mate on Twitter is backing jack over the le Creuset in a charity shop story. Maybe it’s true. But what are the odds-a known liar (we have receipts) just happened to come across massively & stupidly cheap top of the range cookware in a charity shop? Hmm.
If she’s actually asked this friend to go along with the lie to shut us up, can I just say-in the style of Jack-How Completely And Utterly Embarrassing Is That? It reminds me of bullshit me and my friends made up at school-we went for a night out on a school French trip & claimed we went for a walk and got lost. When you’re 14 you have this idiotic idea that others can’t 100% prove you’re lying as long as you stick to the story but if her friend has gone along with this & it is bullshit then it is one of the most cringe things she’s done. And if she isn’t lying for once, imagine needing to go to that amount of effort to prove it. It’s all her own doing.
Lying so much must be exhausting. Nobody believes you any more jack and that’s 100% down to your dishonesty.
My spidey senses are tingling in relation to this orange book and letters to her son. But I know I won't have to wait long until she pulls off her own mask and shouts, "you pesky Tattlers"
Mine are tingling, too. Setting the scene of the bills stacking up, the giant house being unmanageable/going to be taken away, maybe getting things in order (like business accounts) things about death and cuts to support, repeated mentions of L, now finding letters written to the kid.I agree that these are fast-moving threads. Not sure if this has been discussed further, but maybe circa Page 40 is a good compromise? Thoughts, Frauen?
With this in mind, I will throw my first entry into the ring. I hope that highlighting her typing error doesn't upset our scathing essayist ..... too much.
Jack Monroe #96 - A tattooed sweaty upstart? No, never, not our Dear Heart!!
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Yes and you know how expensive that can be, more so when one RENTS privately. That jingling you hear isn't Santa on his sleigh, it's the tips jar summoning the pay pigs.I know she’s joking but I do sense a house move on the way...after Christmas I think. Anyone else?
'Stay off the moors..' Or you'll find yourself waking, naked, surrounded by empty tins of peaches and chickpeas..DING DING DING!!! This did not happen!!!
Faaaaark mate, seems like this bad moon is a-rising
Because she's only 90% vegan?Why is she wearing a dead animal on her head?
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More of her garden for people to triangulate, not a ‘blurry roof line’ at all, is it, you silly billy.