Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

[HarderFaster]

I won't lie, Frauen and Herren, I feel almost mad with power today. At 0930 this morning @LavaFlake and I commented on her alter-ego's distastefully bougie use of Ocado for M&S luxuries/ ready meals to pass off as her own work, and by this afternoon she's made two trips to Asda to prove her worth as a poverty cosplayer.

We are Jack Monroe puppeteers, my friends. We are omnipotent (in the non-bungalow bungalow, anyway).

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

17p Cola? WTF?

*This is my hill. I’d rather drink water.

Can I join you on the hill? Coca Cola. Pepsi at a push or don’t bother.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Yep she must have got such a high from her proper twitter and its engagement levels. It’s quite scary.

I watched the Social Dilemma yesterday and yeah all these designers said they work all that dopamine hit stuff into the apps deliberately and twitter is the worst; none of them use them or let their kids use them

 

[emmer_moans]

Funny how she didn't take a pic of her M&S/Waitrose shopping for all to see. Very misleading. I suppose she'll swerve that by pretending to be conducting an experiment which is most likely to be how to rinse your sausages to make 40.

What's the betting that in a couple of days this week she'll show gourmet chocolates or something that she has just picked up, which would definitely not be part of the £20 challenge.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Thank you, I’ve never followed her but always checked in daily to see what rubbish she was spouting (it seemed to be my tea break routine!) I could never understand why I never saw any trolling comments other than fairly mild questioning - another reason I googled her. You are all so witty, I’m glad I’ve finally posted.

*one of us gif*

 

[emmer_moans]

*one of us gif*

Add the *Homer Simpson pats sofa* gif too.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

32% pork

Convenient. Cos she’s 90% vegan, innit?

 

[JoyceDivision]

I watched the Social Dilemma yesterday and yeah all these designers said they work all that dopamine hit stuff into the apps deliberately and twitter is the worst; none of them use them or let their kids use them

I’ve just started watching it seriously interesting isn’t it?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Also I’m not 100% in fact I’m zero % sure on Saafend’s supermarket choices but I personally find Asda quite expensive.

 

[Harrybosch]

But she is 1 with the occasional +1 and bunny

Yeah, but my box is bigger than hers, innit.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Are the English Sunday shopping hours the reason that people in EastEnders and Coronation Street pop in to the Vic or the Rovers to buy a bottle of wine? I've always wondered why they don't just. ..go to a shop?

Or is it cos ... it's telly?

 

[Flash123]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

she's made a slightly-overdone toastie

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I wouldn’t say it is overdone but it looks dry. I thought everyone buttered the outside of the bread for a toastie?

 

[Tabitha D]

It doesn’t matter that the sausages are full of shite (well, fat, bollocks and eyelids, according to Jack) cos the boy is fit as a fiddle!

 

[Houseoflearneddoctors]

If she wasn’t arsing around on twitter all morning...

Yeah I tend to look at opening times online for independent shops but maybe she was BUSY

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

she's made a slightly-overdone toastie

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Duo? I just see very dry looking toasted bread.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’ve just started watching it seriously interesting isn’t it?

I recently watched the circle I think it’s called a terrible movie with no ending starting Emma Watson and it was v similar, haven’t used Facebook for six months and deleted my insta too. Never use twitter it seems toxic AF!

I wouldn’t say it is overdone but it looks dry. I thought everyone buttered the outside of the bread for a toastie?

Appaz Mayo on the outside works well. If only we knew someone who knew maverick things to do with mayonnaise...

 

[I’MBUSY!]

It doesn’t matter that the sausages are full of shite (well, fat, bollocks and eyelids, according to Jack) cos the boy is fit as a fiddle!

Why would she elect to feed that poor boy this stuff, when she can afford not to? He might be fit as a fiddle NOW, but why risk what this might be doing to him? Just ugh.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It doesn’t matter that the sausages are full of shite (well, fat, bollocks and eyelids, according to Jack) cos the boy is fit as a fiddle!

They’ll be stampedes in Asda’s nationwide tomorrow with everyone eager to get their hands on these sausages, down to Jack’s mouthwateringly appetising description of said sausages.

 

[Tabitha D]

Why would she elect to feed that poor boy this stuff, when she can afford not to? He might be fit as a fiddle NOW, but why risk what this might be doing to him? Just ugh.

Quite - and the weirdest thing is that she’s practically gloating about feeding her kid this rubbish, when she’s fully aware of what’s in it.

 

[Veronicaaa]

It doesn’t matter that the sausages are full of shite (well, fat, bollocks and eyelids, according to Jack) cos the boy is fit as a fiddle!

It's not "lots of juicy flavour" they're imparting, it's lots of cheap disgusting fat.