Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

[Bookweevil]

Can someone point me in the direction of Matt’s “terrible”? Was it the early DKL ones when she was still at home?

Yes, she was still at home. Here come da remix:

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)

tattle.life

 

[Mel Donte]

Guys, Vlad's being really weird

 

[Uberrima fides]

Not sure if I’ve done this right

UPDATE - On 3 Oct
@britishlibrary
the event Mood Food with Jack Monroe & Kimberley Wilson
@BootstrapCook
&
@FoodAndPsych
will air at 3pm. Check out here for details

There are some very distinguished names from the world of cookery in that lineup - except for Jack. It says '...a series of live conversations that you can join wherever you are.' Wonder if they will take questions because I've got a few I'd like to ask, starting with "why do ask for tips and Patreon from people who can barely afford it?"

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I can't wait to see her best bits

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[Uberrima fides]

I can't wait to see her best bits

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Between asking for people to send her letters full of praise and, now, asking them to look for photos of her, she seems to think that her gormless followers are like her personal butler. She probably thinks they will be flattered by helping a big time celebrity like Jack.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

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Omfg the thread is hilarious tonight. I love conspiracy wankers so much.

 

[Ninch55]

It's true that Widdy was the babe with the power back then

OMG It’s Bellatrix Lestrange!

 

[FrumpyCat]

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I don't think it's a good idea for Jack to do a ' politics ' one. As most of her appearances date back to when she was the country's 19th best lesbisn, It would just highlight how to long off was since she was relevant.

 

[Harrybosch]

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NO ONE IS REFERRING TO ANYTHING AS BUTTERGATE!

 

[Mustard]

Between asking for people to send her letters full of praise and, now, asking them to look for photos of her, she seems to think that her gormless followers are like her personal butler. She probably thinks they will be flattered by helping a big time celebrity like Jack.

Yep. She’s followed by a big bunch of enablers.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

There are some very distinguished names from the world of cookery in that lineup - except for Jack. It says '...a series of live conversations that you can join wherever you are.' Wonder if they will take questions because I've got a few I'd like to ask, starting with "why do ask for tips and Patreon from people who can barely afford it?"

Claudia Roden!!!!! It is going to be like that housing conference all over again isn’t it?
I think it could only be made better if they had the Barefoot Contessa on....

 

[Uberrima fides]

Yep. She’s followed by a big bunch of enablers.

I'm not on Twitter, but when I've looked at people's responses to her, they are so sycophantic. I can't understand why they are so concerned about the welfare of someone whom they don't know and who couldn't care less about them.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

NO ONE IS REFERRING TO ANYTHING AS BUTTERGATE!

If anything, we’ve not been using the -gate suffix enough. Lemon-gate, spunk-gate, lingreene-gate, Hellman’s-gate.... the list is endless!

 

[colouredlines]

Re: the book. I believe it is a combined memoir/other people's experiences/manifesto for change. It will start with Potatoes: The Extended Remix (no mention of the Omega), then segue into the stories of other people who are less important and were less poor. Some may or may not be black? It will finish with Jack's vision for the future, which is something along the lines of "The Tories are POSH and hate POOR PEOPLE. I once had a fight with Edwina Currie!* If we get rid of Tories we will END POVERTY!!!"

(No, m'Lud, I haven't snuck into the crappy bungalow disguised as a For Sale sign and read the drafts. This is a summary based on the defendant's now-deleted tweets)

* for the younger readers: a politician until 1997. Yes, 23 years ago. Keep those references fresh, Jackie.

 

[Yel]

Guys, Vlad's being really weird

Ads are mostly based on the websites users visit and their behaviour especially if it's totally offtopic to the page..

It does hilariously catch out a politician every couple of years

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Re: the book. I believe it is a combined memoir/other people's experiences/manifesto for change. It will start with Potatoes: The Extended Remix (no mention of the Omega), then segue into the stories of other people who are less important and were less poor. Some may or may not be black? It will finish with Jack's vision for the future, which is something along the lines of "The Tories are POSH and hate POOR PEOPLE. I once had a fight with Edwina Currie!* If we get rid of Tories we will END POVERTY!!!"

(No, m'Lud, I haven't snuck into the crappy bungalow disguised as a For Sale sign and read the drafts. This is a summary based on the defendant's now-deleted tweets)

* for the younger readers: a politician until 1997. Yes, 23 years ago. Keep those references fresh, Jackie.

“Disguised as a for sale sign”

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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I think it’s the expression. Plus a window into the future for cantankerous Jack.

What a bleeping liberty!

 

[Ninch55]

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Bollocks

 

[ChickenPorridge]

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Oh my god. THIS was my penny dropping moment and it was a stonker