Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter

[kachoochoo]

You know how people want an eye roll reaction, I really want one of these


Fancy

I know I've appropriated the woozy face from other people, but it just fits so well for so many things! and it makes me HOOT!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

The profile picture

Thats what got me!

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I would absolutely love to see Jack try and tell my boss about Tattle. He wouldn't even look up from his mountain of paperwork to acknowledge her.


Honestly, does she think we're in school or something.

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal
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Triggering me as usual pretend Jack... I have a SEVERE metal allergy.

 

[NP]

And one of them was me! I wonder how many other viewers were fellow fraus

Just like the Hellman’s tit show. The majority of the viewers were from this disgusting cabal.

 

[Ninch55]

Nah, apparently Marilyn Monroe said it, or maybe it was Einstein, who knows with memes? Anyway, about 10 years ago every weapon was throwing this around social media like a get-out-of-jail-free card. It was useful for noting who to avoid, just like people who tell you they are "dynamic" or "happy-go-lucky" when you didn't actually ask.

Also, i deliberately misquoted. It should be "if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Even sickeninger.

Ok. Still makes me puke though. That’s Jackellina all over. Sort yourself out or, to quote, “Hit the road, Jack, and don’t ya come back, no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road Jack, and dontcha come back no more”

 

[Alansbigplate]

Nice writing

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal
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[Alansbigplate]

The profile picture

It was meant to be *tomcruisegif* not shark eyes or a black eye M’lud

I know I've appropriated the woozy face from other people, but it just fits so well for so many things! and it makes me HOOT!

It originated with my mother on Facebook sadly

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I miss not knowing how many days sober it is.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Thats what got me!

Didn’t you like the slop and rinsed beans?

I miss not knowing how many days sober it is.

Insert old rose from titanic gif!

Triggering me as usual pretend Jack... I have a SEVERE metal allergy.

Babe, same x

 

[I’MBUSY!]

And one of them was me! I wonder how many other viewers were fellow fraus

I put my hands up too. I'm not proud of myself.

 

[Malacandra]

The profile picture

The profile pic is hilarious but I don't get the reference to metal.

 

[Ninch55]

Ok. Still makes me puke though. That’s Jackellina all over. Sort yourself out or, to quote, “Hit the road, Jack, and don’t ya come back, no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road Jack, and dontcha come back no more”

Sorry to quote myself but watch this link - if I’d had daughters - hot the road Jack, and weep....

 

[Alansbigplate]

The profile pic is hilarious but I don't get the reference to metal.

It’s just one of those random questions she’d throw out to get the crowd going. Glad you like the pic I done it in a cartoon for privacy reasons

 

[Uberrima fides]

Ok. Still makes me puke though. That’s Jackellina all over. Sort yourself out or, to quote, “Hit the road, Jack, and don’t ya come back, no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road Jack, and dontcha come back no more”

Thread suggestion:

I'm nominating Ninch55's quote “Hit the road, Jack, and don’t ya come back, no more, no more, no more, no more"

 

[crystaleyesd]

Proper pissing myself @Alansbigplate - not even hooting anymore. And I feel ya...

 

[Alansbigplate]

Jack Monroe #74: Jack has hellish day as for sale sign is accidentally put up

cant beat the notification for me

 

[kachoochoo]

I can't believe only 263 people have watched the Flappy Fishy video on YouTube.

but does that include repeat views???

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Jack Monroe #74: Jack has hellish day as for sale sign is accidentally put up

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Didn’t you like the slop and rinsed beans?

I laughed at that, then clocked the profile picture. Cherry on top!