Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

Can confirm!

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Yep. It's almost like all the women she dates are the same to her.

Just a rotating line of faceless 'Mrs J's' all treated and talked about in an almost identical way. It would be difficult to feel special if you were one. Can't imagine why she's ended up with a string of cancelled engagements...

 

[Mustard]

None of this for you, povvos. Know your place - iceberg lettuce only.
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Available in Iceland for £1!

 

[Oofadoofa]

Yep. It's almost like all the women she dates are the same to her.

Just a rotating line of faceless 'Mrs J's' all treated and talked about in an almost identical way. It would be difficult to feel special if you were one. Can't imagine why she's ended up with a string of cancelled engagements...

Also, it’s some kind of statement of ownership. - ms. J, HER mrs, and they should feel thankful for the privilege of association.

 

[Ninch55]

Ah yes, The Monroe Effect.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you must have a good head on your shoulders.”

Is that what SHE said? If so, get f****d Jackie and don’t flatter yourself. Women got better things to do with their time than ‘handle’ someone, or ‘deal’ with someone. How about you sort yourself the duck out? Why should anyone have to ‘handle’ you, you selfish, self-righteous, narcissistic, boring, self-vanity project. Why don’t YOU try to improve so that you can care for someone in return? Sheepy, sheepy, bleat, bleat.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

Is that what SHE said? If so, get f****d Jackie and don’t flatter yourself. Women got better things to do with their time than ‘handle’ someone, or ‘deal’ with someone. How about you sort yourself the duck out? Why should anyone have to ‘handle’ you, you selfish, self-righteous, narcissistic, boring, self-vanity project. Why don’t YOU try to improve so that you can care for someone in return? Sheepy, sheepy, bleat, bleat.

Nah, apparently Marilyn Monroe said it, or maybe it was Einstein, who knows with memes? Anyway, about 10 years ago every weapon was throwing this around social media like a get-out-of-jail-free card. It was useful for noting who to avoid, just like people who tell you they are "dynamic" or "happy-go-lucky" when you didn't actually ask.

Also, i deliberately misquoted. It should be "if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Even sickeninger.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Grüsse Frauen in the future! I am on a permanent grunka these days but while looking up JM article on Grenfell came up with this Ur-cartoon image courtesy of the guardian in 2018 View attachment 245548

I've been thinking (always a danger, even more so than posting without reading the TWENTY bleeping ONE PAGES that have appeared overnight) the she reminds me of somebody else...

or should that be

?

 

[TitForTatty]

Who even is she? Never heard of her but she sounds like a dick.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

I've been thinking (always a danger, even more so than posting without reading the TWENTY bleeping ONE PAGES that have appeared overnight) the she reminds me of somebody else...


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or should that be

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Jesus Christ on a bicycle, that would be a grievous insult to the devil himself!

 

[Alansbigplate]

You know how people want an eye roll reaction, I really want one of these

Can confirm!

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Fancy

 

[I steal names]

Can confirm!

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Remember that bit in The Blair Witch Project when they opened up the parcel the witch had left them? Its contents were the same colour as *that*.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I can't believe only 263 people have watched the Flappy Fishy video on YouTube.

 

[Captainmouse]

So would I be right to suppose that insinuating that a well-known children's book writer is a coke head might be seen as defamation m'lud?

surely jack doesn’t partake in bullying?

 

[Malacandra]

A five minute drop into the twitter rabbit hole and I find that 🪐 has been dropping some absolute gold on the sandwich shape topic including a gif that had me HOOTING.

Makes me wish for days gone by.....

OOh, if only we could get together (Malacandra is another name for Mars). Probably about time that I put a face to my name.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal

 

[Walkdengirl]

I can't believe only 263 people have watched the Flappy Fishy video on YouTube.

And one of them was me! I wonder how many other viewers were fellow fraus

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal
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Genuinely cackled

 

[Alansbigplate]

I can't believe only 263 people have watched the Flappy Fishy video on YouTube.

 

[Pocahontas]

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal
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Nice writing

Alan, I am cackling!!

 

[Malacandra]

And one of them was me! I wonder how many other viewers were fellow fraus

I can not tell a lie.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Let’s just pretend it’s like normal
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