Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

[BeardyBap]

Sokay. Turns out that by November 2015 she’s always hated it too.View attachment 3347566
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Incredible nobody noticed how much she loathed it at the time.

https://www.archive.is/https://www..../lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/feb/17/jack-monroe

Hates it so much, here’s a pic from it she posted on her Tumblr. The accompanying text about how much she HATES those photos must have LEFT tho. View attachment 3347585

Ah.

Rumbled by the clinic then?

 

[TrolleyParton]

I bet the freak who had this image tattooed on themselves hates it even more.

And, it was in colour, yo.

 

[YerDa]

SMOTFA has just been scolded for his unironed shirt on SKL. If only he’d learned military-style ironing techniques from his DKL guest.

 

[Darvos]

Ah.
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Rumbled by the clinic then?

Would love to read her account of not passing such a check. How many gender clinic psychologists were wailing, sobbing and wrenching radiators from walls, keening WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE bits?

 

[Cookiecookie]

The only person in my family who ever said 'wee' was my Scottish nan. My Mum, who is ACTUALLY half Scottish, has never once said it. Why is she like this? Eurgh just when you forget about some of the twattishness, there's always a screenshot to remind you.

I use it at work. God knows why, but I guess many of us have a 'customer service' persona (especially those of us with less than sunny personalities and chronic resting witch face!) that require the odd twee phrase or two!

 

[Fruitjack]

SMOTFA is cooking Greek vegan food, thank god he hasn't got Jack honking on next to him.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

SMOTFA has just been scolded for his unironed shirt on SKL. If only he’d learned military-style ironing techniques from his DKL guest.

You’d have thought that SMOTF would have got Jack on cos the guest (Sara Pascoe) is vegan and that’s right up Ja……..oh, hold on. Sara’s vegan. Not vegan-ish. Never mind.

 

[Carefree]

I don't care for Sara Pascoe so am watching Four in a Bed instead. There's a couple on here which are making me cringe. Not as much as guest but it's rather close

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

She's never got over Allegra has she.

No . . . all that money, all that status . . . lost forever.

'Tis enough to make you weep.

Copiously.

(IMO, allegedly etc )

 

[Mr Jim]

I was looking for a picture with a better view of Leggy's and Jack's pendant necklaces, and I came across this:



(source: https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyl...passion-for-food-and-each-other-10241189.html )

Even if they were madly in love, surely Leggy would not want to ruin the reputation of her restaurant by putting anything invented by Jack on the menu. "Best seller" must mean that Jack whipped it up on one of Leggy's "take your girlfriend to work" days, and the kitchen staff discreetly binned it and told Jack "it was so popular, there's none left, it just flew out of the kitchen" [ahem].

I went to Blackfoot a couple of times - thought thr food was amazing. The only duff thing i had was peanut butter semifreddo with bacon in it. I can quite imagine that was one of Jack’s ideas and I was unlucky to be there the day it was on the menu.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Lazzy-mate, I'm feeling very positive for 2025, so I may take one for the team canal and give it a try and cook it at the same time as my normal recipe and do comparison pics and tasting

God bless and keep you.

We are here if it all becomes too much. You may weep and rage as much as you need. Or just sit in shocked silence. We will understand.
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[StatusWoe]

Slightly OT but this is such hilarious Jack behaviour. If she's looking for a rich partner then Elon might be a good fit.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

And I would put money on the fact that Jack bought them.

Or found them in an opportune puddle.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I think since DKL that sir simon has written into hos contract, if Jack appears he dissapears. Ita very telling what they thought of her and the shitshow, normally after you have worked with someone for a week and its gone well, you get asked back or get a permenant post. Not the cheekies half of the little duo. She LEFT smug as tit and he wiped his furrowed brow and said TFFT.

 

[Batfurger]

Lads, NBD but I found this during my big clear out (because I have lost my job and have legal bills to pay and am at risk of becoming a slop eating pov if I don’t get my act together).

 

[StatusWoe]

Thread title nom!

She digs for the gold, sees it, then buries it back in the ground.
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It’s the “And for gods sake read a newspaper or two before you turn up, or you won’t have anything to talk about” that does it for me. She is so far up her own a she could brush her teeth from the back. She really believes all this stuff in her head, like she’s some top-flight investigative journo in this case. twit.

I'd go to the date with a copy of Georgia Church Suppers.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I am severely Scottish, and I always wonder how "wee" is pronounced in a Southend accent.

"Woi"?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Her mistake with LJC and Leggy was easy. She needed to act like a supportive partner to the one that was bringing in the cash. Instead she tried to make it all about her and tried to ruin the source of income.
All those therapists haven’t made her very self aware have they?
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Mother in law hung up on Prince Lumpy because he said small instead of wee. She also went mental when he said sandwich instead of piece.

 

[Carefree]

Lads, NBD but I found this during my big clear out (because I have lost my job and have legal bills to pay and am at risk of becoming a slop eating pov if I don’t get my act together).View attachment 3348170

That makes you twice as good as guest! It won't help your current situation but you never know.

 

[FrumpyCat]

And, it was in colour, yo.

That tattoo was so bad I have always assumed it was photoshopped as a joke.