Why should anyone read a newspaper before meeting Jack? Like calm down hun you fabricate your reading lists for head pats, you should be grateful anyone would even show up ya conniving bollock
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I hate this photoshoot, because she is particularly feeling herself.
what if those are matching pendants, like a lock round guests neck and key round Allegra's? how adorable
And I would put money on the fact that Jack bought them.
She's never got over fumbling that bag
I'm not a lot different to her in age, but she looks a lot older than me. I haven't got a lot going for me but the quality of my skin is comparatively very good. That's no good advert for a flannel or for water. Despite me being happy to use both (with a bit of facial wash).View attachment 3346732
Oh how groundbreaking. What trailblazers the pair of them are. She describes such a mundane thing like it's some fabled Hadjicostas family tradition, passed down through the generations. Nobhead.
She must take care of her face as well as she does most other stuff.
Internet Dating Jack is the worst Jack, in every era. As well as the 2013 version, there’s this
And this Hiking Gym Rat.
Turns out that in her subconscious she’s known how bleeping appalling she is all along tho. What a horror combination. Worse even than Three Tin Tender.
Have we done Jack as birds yet, as she is a cockatiel in this picture?
Sokay. Turns out that by November 2015 she’s always hated it too.
Hates it so much, here’s a pic from it she posted on her Tumblr. The accompanying text about how much she HATES those photos must have LEFT tho.
I’ve just started watching a documentary series on Sky/ Now about a Grey’s Anatomy writer who lied about all this trauma they’d experienced, and she is so Jack Monroe coded it’s unbelievable. Cancer, assault, PTSD, abortion- one of the talking heads said that anything zeitgeisty, it would turn out that this writer had lived experience of it, and it made me immediately think of Jack’s response to Grenfell and the Sarah Everard murder to name but two things In fact, there was a shooting at a synagogue and the writer ran down there “to help.” 
It’s called Anatomy of a Lie- it’s absolutely fascinating.
It’s called Anatomy of a Lie- it’s absolutely fascinating.Sokay. Turns out that by November 2015 she’s always hated it too.View attachment 3347566
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Incredible nobody noticed how much she loathed it at the time.
Hates it so much, here’s a pic from it she posted on her Tumblr. The accompanying text about how much she HATES those photos must have LEFT tho. View attachment 3347585
"they are threatened... by her sexuality".
Some people are visibly cheering people on whatever their sexuality, some just open minded, some don't care who anyone loves and can't get excited about it either way, and some are homophobic. But I've never met anyone "threatened" by someone else's sexuality. The problem is, if they were, it would be indistinguishable from people threatened by the fact she's an idiot, someone who can't give a credible answer even if you offered her a £5 book token, and someone who intrinsically has never seemed very nice. So we would never be able to tell anyway. Just be something else on the list.
Arghhhhh as well as the awful faux-rockabilly inspired photos there’s my least favourite “obviously stolen from Big Dave” dumb saying “absolute Ronseal human: does exactly what it says on the tin” you’re not in a tin, though. It doesn’t say anything on you (unless we’re counting the tit tattoos like “find what you love and let it kill you”, or a big capital O)
She wanted his ginger-haired
for her (Lesbian) Oirish bloodline She’s bleeping vile. As is that hillarious red squig sucking up to her. (ss @Brian Butterfield and @BlendedSlop)
Why does she lie? She’s absolutely up the a of the military and the monarchy, she’s so far up there I’m surprised we don’t see her shark eyes peeping out when Charlie King does a big yawn.
"Irish! Cypriot! Ronseal! Hammock! Gym rat! Pocket rocket!" WTF
Of all the hobo-sexualing she's ever done, blowing it with a literal multi millionaire by relentlessly being herself, is the nadir of her relationship fails.She's never got over fumbling that bag
Unless we find out what happened in Dordrecht.
She's also mistaken about Prince Harry's footwear. They ARE boots not shoes. But she says they are not boots but shoes with such confidence that nobody calls her out.
It might be irrelevant in the scheme of things, but she pretends she is an expert on EVERYTHING, and it's so annoying.
She cannot stand being wrong. But makes absolutely no effort to be right.
You think by now she'd either try to learn stuff, so she could be right, or would come to terms with being wrong, given the regularity with which she experiences it.
this is the hell she creates for herself to exist in.
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