Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

[bracrumbs]

You know, it’s silly but it has only literally just occurred to me that she wrote that dating profile about herself! It’s like my brain knows she has no friends and that she lies and still didn’t quite put it together.

You know how the brain can protect itself from danger by shutting down or picturing something else. It’s like my brain refuses to accept such cringe and shut down

 

[nothanksbabes]

I want trifle now. A proper good one, not whatever rit is produced in that household.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Didn't she claim not so long ago that Daddy's famous curry recipe was oh-so hilariously revealed to have been a jar sauce all along? Such jolly japes in that family
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I don't know about the rest of you - and I'm no food snob - but I can tell a jar sauce a mile off. Imagine fooling a LITERAL FOOD EXPERT with a jar of Chicken Tonight

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I get “Oh hello Jack, taken your mum to the garden centre have you? Nice to meet you Mrs Monroe, heard a lot about you, oh you don’t sound like you’re from Belfast at all do you?” vibes.

The horrible unmodulated tone is there, but her voice/accent in this latter day Jolly Land Girls “Chard is a great leaf and so versatile!”

is a far cry from Oi Oi! lairy fool Van Dyke chimernee sweep Cockernee Jack doing her SWEARY SHY AND RETIRING POETRY of the PENZ and her SHOUTY honking with BillyMate BraggMate of the People.

Tragic Cosplaying Wanker

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

You know, it’s silly but it has only literally just occurred to me that she wrote that dating profile about herself! It’s like my brain knows she has no friends and that she lies and still didn’t quite put it together.

You know how the brain can protect itself from danger by shutting down or picturing something else. It’s like my brain refuses to accept such cringe and shut down

Every word of it has "guest" written all over it. Nobody else writes like that thank Christ.

 

[bracrumbs]

Every word of it has "guest" written all over it. Nobody else writes like that thank Christ.

maybe I’d never noted it was ‘written by friends’ before. But for someone fond of a sock puppet or two, there’s only one chump who writes like that.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

I want trifle now. A proper good one, not whatever rit is produced in that household.

I'd just be happy with a level one

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Didn't she claim not so long ago that Daddy's famous curry recipe was oh-so hilariously revealed to have been a jar sauce all along? Such jolly japes in that family
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I don't know about the rest of you - and I'm no food snob - but I can tell a jar sauce a mile off. Imagine fooling a LITERAL FOOD EXPERT with a jar of Chicken Tonight

Yeah she honked that hillllarrrrrrious family anecdote at a nonplussed Matt and guests on DKL. Had totally forgotten about this Sloppy Savers family recipe too (ss from post by @PoorPatrol)

i.e. her Salmon Paste Noodles (vid immortalized by @Yel)

jack-monroe-salmon-paste-noodles.mp4

No comment.

tattle.life

 

[nothanksbabes]

The horrible unmodulated tone is there, but her voice/accent in this latter day Jolly Land Girls “Chard is a great leaf and so versatile!” View attachment 3347162is a far cry from Oi Oi! lairy fool Van Dyke chimernee sweep Cockernee Jack doing her SWEARY SHY AND RETIRING POETRY of the PENZ and her SHOUTY honking with BillyMate BraggMate of the People.
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Tragic Cosplaying Wanker

Why do all narcs do this mad smile? It gives me flashbacks. That photo is blurry as duck and I can see see she's doing the mad shark smile that's less of a smile and more what you'd find on a corpse after a dose of strychnine.

It's like she went to secret psychopath club and was told how to smile by a blind person describing it to her.

 

[Savethesauce]

She's never got over Allegra has she.

 

[ahkrin]

She's never got over Allegra's money has she.

Fixed it for you

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I'd just be happy with a level one

At least now we know who Style Directed the wonky beach towel Myra Hindley’s Mugshot photoshoot.

Just like his darling daughter, turns out Ol’ Choccogrande’s quite the Auteur (in photography and trifle parlance).

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Didn't she claim not so long ago that Daddy's famous curry recipe was oh-so hilariously revealed to have been a jar sauce all along? Such jolly japes in that family
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I don't know about the rest of you - and I'm no food snob - but I can tell a jar sauce a mile off. Imagine fooling a LITERAL FOOD EXPERT with a jar of Chicken Tonight

Almost like the time when his daughter pretended to make shop bought food herself.... co op finest greek meze anyone?

The trifle in the rusty 80s pub ashtray gives me the boke. Just needs a few beer soaked swollen dog ends floating around it!

 

[BeardyBap]

She’s terrible in that Eden Project video: awkward, blethering about herself and her veg plot, doesn’t know what to do with her hands. You’d think Peppermint Patty would’ve said, “Watch me, I’m holding a prop in every shot, relaxed, sharing tips and advice”. It’s shocking really that she never got any better than this in front of a camera.
(I’d forgotten that this is where I heard that thing about the longer you’re going to cook garlic, the less you chop it - thanks, Legster).

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's never got over Allegra has she.

She's never got over fumbling that bag

 

[hoopdedoo]

I love/hate this photo because of how smol Jack’s head looks in comparison to Leggy’s. Is this the precursor to the post fellowship serene face nightmarish dead-eyed shrunken head floral boilersuit selfie?

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Is that a J initial pendant that Leggy is wearing around her neck? I wonder if she had it remade into something else after guest LEFT. Maybe a teeny ladle to reflect her love of cookery.

 

[Lazarus]

Is dad's kitchen on a slope?

I don’t know why but I’m laughing uncontrollably at this.
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You know, it’s silly but it has only literally just occurred to me that she wrote that dating profile about herself! It’s like my brain knows she has no friends and that she lies and still didn’t quite put it together.

You know how the brain can protect itself from danger by shutting down or picturing something else. It’s like my brain refuses to accept such cringe and shut down

At least you know your amygdala is functioning.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Every word of it has "guest" written all over it. Nobody else writes like that thank Christ.

It’s the “And for gods sake read a newspaper or two before you turn up, or you won’t have anything to talk about” that does it for me. She is so far up her own a she could brush her teeth from the back. She really believes all this stuff in her head, like she’s some top-flight investigative journo in this case. twit.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

To be honest, I've said it before - there isn't that much to tell because there really isn't that much about her. She only features in any of my memories of that time because of what happened after and knowing 'what she wasnt' A person from Southend at the time warned someone who was about to date her - not to - and told us why. There was some story about J dating one half of a couple and then dumping her for the other half (the monies half). I dont know anyone else from the Southend lesbian massive so can't personally vouch for it but the person who did the warning is VERY trustworthy - an actual nice person and that.

There's at least one other person on here who said the same thing (don't remember who but it was early in the threads) ... and it does sound like something guest would do

 

[Soup or Noodle]

I didn’t know she done this. It’s also a fave of mine though I haven’t made it for ages.

similar main ingredients but this crisp spinach and chickpea recipe from Ottolenghi is beautiful too.

https://amp.archive.is/https://www....eatballs-stew-vegetable-side-yotam-ottolenghi

Lazzy-mate, I'm feeling very positive for 2025, so I may take one for the team canal and give it a try and cook it at the same time as my normal recipe and do comparison pics and tasting