Jack Monroe #601 Replican't
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This!She probably has no inkling that her son will soon be up and off, even from his dad’s, and she’ll see even less of him. Young SRE is nearly 14 and it’s always on my mind that the few short years before she leaves for uni or whatever, will fly by and it breaks my heart. She’s our only one, we were only blessed once. Jack will realise too late and I doubt her son’s dad will want anything to do with her, her brother doesn’t speak to her, and LeGrandCadbury and Ma Ev won’t be around forever. Theres‘s a lot of years coming where it’ll just be her.
That ladylike laddish dating profile her friends wrote, as well as being utterly bleeping grim (with a few scant hints of too drunk to consent) will never not also be glorious for the whole cognitively dissonant ‘how Jack sees herself’ thing.
Shame it’s by peripatetic perpendicular pompous forensic self-obsessed scampering accident rather than design tho innit
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I didn’t know she done this. It’s also a fave of mine though I haven’t made it for ages.
similar main ingredients but this crisp spinach and chickpea recipe from Ottolenghi is beautiful too.
I get “Oh hello Jack, taken your mum to the garden centre have you? Nice to meet you Mrs Monroe, heard a lot about you, oh you don’t sound like you’re from Belfast at all do you?” vibes.
#HadjicostasProud
#HadjicostasEvenProuder
None of us asked for this. Yet here we are.
Surprised she missed out the "I use coal tar soap and Brut every day cuz that's what my grandfather did!" Look, guest, I was quite close to my grandfather but I don't use Old Spice every day and a bar of Pears on my face just because he did. It is OK not to emulate your grandfather's toiletry choicesFFS. From that same (bull-strewn) piece.
JACK FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, EVERYONE!
One long, long humblebrag also featu other greatest hits such as;
My bits (that I HATE), everyone!!! My bits!!!View attachment 3346515MY bits!!!
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Look at meee Daddy! I’m just like you, Daddy! Daddy Daddy Daddy!!! View attachment 3346517
All My GENEROUSMagic PuddlesFRIENDS!View attachment 3346520
EVIL TROLLZ said I was TOO PRETTY!!!View attachment 3346522View attachment 3346524
My DREADFUL SCHOOLDAYZ!
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My old lady premature babyHANDZ that make love! View attachment 3346538
and of course, the obligatory …View attachment 3346525
lol what an insufferably tedious
DOES ‘BEAUTY’ MATTER?
I’m never knowingly overdressed, or underdressed, or really give that sort of thing much thought. I just get up and get mostly dressed, for perching at my kitchen table to write, dash out to nurser…oursouthend.wordpress.com
bleeptotally basic beyoootch.
To be honest, I've said it before - there isn't that much to tell because there really isn't that much about her. She only features in any of my memories of that time because of what happened after and knowing 'what she wasnt' A person from Southend at the time warned someone who was about to date her - not to - and told us why. There was some story about J dating one half of a couple and then dumping her for the other half (the monies half). I dont know anyone else from the Southend lesbian massive so can't personally vouch for it but the person who did the warning is VERY trustworthy - an actual nice person and that.I know you can't share too much because ofbut how I wish you could tell us everything. Omg I want to hear the
Ps "sesh* makes me shrivel up like a badly pickled onion. It's like oh no, all by itself, even without the actual "sesh". Brrrr. Like a goose waking over my grave
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FFS she’s such an effing narc! Daddy was moved to commence the making of his world famous powdered box trifle only upon the earth shatteringly world changingly momentous occasion of her birth.
I mean my grandpa used to have a badger hair shaving brush daily and even for all my PCOS issues, I've never replicated that morning routine
Is dad's kitchen on a slope?
Yeah, I owe the canal an attempt at her version of potato bread, but have been avoiding it for the past two-and-a-bit years. I love tatey farls - they're nothing fancy, but even so are right at the top of my list of favourite treat foods. I'd hate to ruin them forever with a Jack recipe gone wrong.
But if we're going to get the slopalong going again, I'll be brave and give it a go next weekend...
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Leggy is what me grannie used to call a "strappin' lass".
You definitely took one for the team there, TenderLurk
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That looks like something out of a Dahmer documentary
So he was making trifle when they lived in the flat too small to legally rent out and him and Ev were eating a tin of beans for dinner/going without food to feed their 2974749 feral foster children?
All those that have enabled Jack may not have asked for that, but they deserve much, much worse.
She was vocally team Harry and Meghan wasn’t she? If I remember correctly saying he looked a right bag at his granny’s funeral. Or some such event. Does she have a view on the trailer for Meghan’s incoming cookery lifestyle show. Love to hear her views.
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