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Just a timeline clarification: DEAD Grandad didn’t die until November 2012, a year after she’d flounced away from the firephone and a year into THE POVERTY.

By the time he died, she’d already sold everything she owned, flounced out of two part time jobs, been told never to darken the door of a third and set up her crappy Bread and Jam craft business (flouncing from the second of the above in a shop to “go self employed” and make sandwiches for the homeless).

He was pretty sick for that whole year of 2012 though (we know because she wrote a bleeping ghastly poem about it), so you can imagine the family were somewhat distracted by that while she was flouncing about as Southend’s Prettiest Pov with her Wedgwood and Royal Doulton crockery sales, weekly Abel & Cole deliveries, harrumphing star letters to THE NEWSPAPER, her COUNCIL-botherings and “downsizings” from £725 a month two bedroom luxury executive flats into £675 a month two bedroom houses.

Strongly doubt they gave (or promised) her a bleeping penny of his estate cos it was only after he died that she “came out as poor” in the national media (December, here and Woman’s Own the following month).

Suspect Jack may have only felt really able to start over-egging THE POV in the national press once the old tyrant was DEAD. Probably exacerbated by a tantrum that she didn’t get what she thought she was due from the estate, done for maximum attention and to SPITE-cause maximum mortification to her family.

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Edit: here’s the link. She’s disgusting.
 
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Just a timeline clarification: DEAD Grandad didn’t die until November 2012, a year after she’d flounced away from the firephone and a year into THE POVERTY.

By the time he died, she’d already sold everything she owned, flounced out of two part time jobs, been told never to darken the door of a third and set up her crappy Bread and Jam craft business (flouncing from the second of the above in a shop to “go self employed” and make sandwiches for the homeless).

He was pretty sick for that whole year of 2012 though (we know because she wrote a bleeping ghastly poem about it), so you can imagine the family were somewhat distracted by that while she was flouncing about as Southend’s Prettiest Pov with her Wedgwood and Royal Doulton crockery sales, weekly Abel & Cole deliveries, star letters to THE NEWSPAPER and “downsizings” from £725 a month two bedroom luxury executive flats into £675 a month two bedroom houses.

Strongly doubt they gave (or promised) her a bleeping penny of his estate cos it was only after he died that she “came out as poor” in the national media (December, here and Woman’s Own the following month).

Suspect Jack may have only felt really able to start over-egging THE POV in the national press once the old tyrant was DEAD. Probably exacerbated by a tantrum that she didn’t get what she thought she was due from the estate, done for maximum attention and to SPITE-cause maximum mortification to her family.

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can we have: Look at young mum Jackie Monroe and nothing reveals she is suffering from an awful condition as a thread title please?
 
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Radio 4 The Food Programme about food poverty and food banks.

Been listening to see if our fave data nerd, massive project number cruncher is on. But not so far. Only people who know what they are talking about.
 
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can we have: Look at young mum Jackie Monroe and nothing reveals she is suffering from an awful condition as a thread title please?
It’s a shame that the below is too long cos it’s perfect.
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Once upon a time there was a young woman who definitely wasn’t a fairy princess. She had short messy hair and a keen interest in local politics
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What. A. Performative. head. Plus ca change! as she so loves to say
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It’s a shame that the below is too long cos it’s perfect.
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Once upon a time there was a young woman who definitely wasn’t a fairy princess. She had short messy hair and a keen interest in local politicsView attachment 3346477View attachment 3346476View attachment 3346475[/SPOILER/]
What. A. Performative. head. Plus ca change! as she so loves to say
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“…with my own additional exclamation points and hastily added outrage.” What a twit.
 
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can we have: Look at young mum Jackie Monroe and nothing reveals she is suffering from an awful condition as a thread title please?
The awful condition being that she’s an insufferable fantasist self-obsessed egotist bleep who despite thinking she’s some edgy style maven can’t dress herself properly or do her hair for tit.
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Look at that defiant smol pixie face. I’ll show YOU, Pillars of the Community Sainted Big Wispa and Oirish Mammy Ev!
 
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You can see the influence of her Hole fandom days, her shaved head days, her glorious technicolour gay days right here!

That isn't a snide, gloating side eye she's giving you, it's her eDgY post grunge face.
 
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🤣 FFS. From that same (bull-strewn) piece.

🚨JACK FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, EVERYONE!🚨
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One long, long humblebrag also featu other greatest hits such as;

My bits (that I HATE), everyone!!! My bits!!!
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MY bits!!!
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Look at meee Daddy! I’m just like you, Daddy! Daddy Daddy Daddy!!!
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All My GENEROUS Magic Puddles FRIENDS!
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EVIL TROLLZ said I was TOO PRETTY!!! 😭
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My DREADFUL SCHOOLDAYZ! 😭
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My old lady premature babyHANDZ that make love!
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and of course, the obligatory …🙄
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lol what an insufferably tedious bleep totally basic beyoootch.
 
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🤣 FFS. From that same (bull-strewn) piece.

🚨JACK FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, EVERYONE!🚨View attachment 3346508

One long, long humblebrag also featu other greatest hits such as;

My bits (that I HATE), everyone!!! My bits!!!View attachment 3346515MY bits!!!
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Look at meee Daddy! I’m just like you, Daddy! Daddy Daddy Daddy!!! View attachment 3346517

All My GENEROUS Magic Puddles FRIENDS!View attachment 3346520

EVIL TROLLZ said I was TOO PRETTY!!! 😭 View attachment 3346522View attachment 3346524

My DREADFUL SCHOOLDAYZ! 😭
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My old lady premature babyHANDZ that make love! View attachment 3346538

and of course, the obligatory …🙄View attachment 3346525
lol what an insufferably tedious bleep totally basic beyoootch.
That whole lump of word slop could be summed up as “behold, I am not like other girls”.
 
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At around the time that £10 poor mum article came out, she was on lesbo social sites, coming up to Soho and hangong out with us - while the dad had the son as she was only a single parent for half of the week - trying to get a girlfriend and being a photographer/model.
The article caused many a carabiner to be snapped in shock let me tell you.
 
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Found it!
@lurkerfrau take a bow, babe. Fruit cocktail cake and courgette loaf.

‘Twas I!
I love the way my slopalong is referenced every so often. Truly, I have made my contribution to history.
 
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The bloody landslide song keeps coming on the radio. Its alot nicer without all the heavy breathing, breathy off key singing just saying! I can't sing a note but i also dont pit videos out of me catterwhaling into the ether for unsuspecting people to be subjected too.
 
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I loved the slopalong. It'd be such a new year treat if some newer Fraus would have a go and resurrect the threads.
 
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Am absolutely bleeping dying at this. The pinnacle of her Leggy era (3 months in),
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Young Simpering Tory Trophy Frump-Wife of the Shires describes herself thus:
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Hi, me again re the website. Of all the crimes Jack has committed, this is the worst, because on the historic slopalong threads the links to original depressipes no longer link.

It's a shame
 
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Happy to resurrect the Slopalong if anyone else is ...

At around the time that £10 poor mum article came out, she was on lesbo social sites, coming up to Soho and hangong out with us - while the dad had the son as she was only a single parent for half of the week - trying to get a girlfriend and being a photographer/model.
The article caused many a carabiner to be snapped in shock let me tell you.
So she was travelling into London regularly (by train I presume), going on nights out, probably on paid dating sites? All while her son was with his dad half the week. Much pov very £10 a week budget - although she did admit in January 2013 that she was on paid dating sites but said she was looking for a man! And she definitely, for the record, wasn't carefully hiding her poverty (hair back in an Alice band, friends buying her an interminable round until she landed a job?)
 
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it is one of the best uses of the internet IMO.
Especially the @binkbonk video nasty
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Here it is
Don’t forget to whack your volumes up! (Allow Jack to briefly explain).
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The only thing scarier than the pickin balls
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