Oh dear - Clare is in danger of getting right up her niche.
Oh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?Oh dear - Clare is in danger of getting right up her niche.
Jack: Reads two (2) crime novelsOh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?
Going by previous promises it will be a BLM themed crime novel for children...
Could be why she keeps mentioning Ian Rankin. Probably wants to use him or his contacts. After all, he does live in ......Edinburgh.Oh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?
Going by previous promises it will be a BLM themed crime novel for children...
Can we in the words of Flower of Scotland "send them (her) homewords to think againGood morning Cabal xxxx
On my usual Grunkal, still on last thread so will catch up soon, just wanted to add before i wipe my brain clean....
Picture of SB means she's got him for the weekend. She did it before. She had him for a day then fucked off to Edinburgh.
She has returned to SM after 'deleting the app' and posed for some bizarre and ghastly photos. She also did that just before she fucked off to Edinburgh.
Brace yourselves Scottish Fraus, she's probably getting on a train as we speak...
Something else to add to her excessively long list of careers she's had!Jack: Reads two (2) crime novels
5 seconds later - I'm going to become a crime writer!
She says she is going to do a lot of things. This will be just another failure to deliver. Besides, can you imagine her verbose flowery style working for crime? Actually it might be entertaining. But also, surely no crime, no matter how heinous can be worse than Jackie's life experiences.Oh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?
Going by previous promises it will be a BLM themed crime novel for children...
Let me guess - the main protagonist will be a plucky food expert with a rags to riches origin story.Oh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?
Going by previous promises it will be a BLM themed crime novel for children...
Gorged snarfed scarfed greedy goblin inhaled ...over on Instagram she's saying she's eaten hundreds of soleros. She wants to eat cheese with a spoon. She says she ate mayonnaise from the jar. She ate a packet + of biscuits in one evening in edinburgh. Really? Something is just off about all of this beyond being plain naff. I don't like how she writes about food. All rings false. A bit tinny sounding. Especially combined with all the thinspo bikini shots.Sorry to requote myself but i left it too late to edit!!
The similarity of the narrative too...
SB 'snarfed' that vile bowl of slop she gave him before her Edinburgh jaunt. Remember how he 'begged' for more and she'd made enough in the slow cooker for 3 days? They 'gorged' on the stew and shared dinner.
Jack's life reads like a crime novel. So many lies and red herrings, no witnesses, no alibi, lots of attempts at throwing the blame elsewhere, possible fraud, animal cruelty etc. She murdered curry when she put bananas into one We need to get Poirot on the case. He had refined tastes and would see through her nonexistent cooking skills. His pauvre estomac would suffer if he ate Jack's slop and goodness knows how that would affect the little gray cells.Oh dear God, she's going to write a crime novel isn't she?
Going by previous promises it will be a BLM themed crime novel for children...
Could be one of several reasons or a combinationCould be why she keeps mentioning Ian Rankin. Probably wants to use him or his contacts. After all, he does live in ......Edinburgh.
I could never understand why Jack didn't just move into Louisa's house rather than the other way around. Maybe Louisa felt that once Jack came through the door, if the relationship went pearshaped, she would have a problem getting her out. Jack would have saved on the rent - I imagine that bungalow is expensive to rent.
Who will be stalked by a murderous cabal of housefraus.Let me guess - the main protagonist will be a plucky food expert with a rags to riches origin story.
Totally. She seems to be constantly shadow boxing and "before anyone starts.."-ing
Stop it , my sides will split!There was/is a tweet somewhere, where she offers Ian Rankin the opportunity to ‘collab’! I hope he declines her offer.
Yes! This. But also have you noticed there are two different twitter personas. For the blue tickets it’s jolly jolly Caitlin Moran, let’s all have lunch at the Groucho media buddies. For the Jackolytes it’s more highly vulnerable, melodramatic,prickly Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted type thing.Have not grunka’d the last pages of the last thread so apologies for any repetition fraus, but something I’ve noticed and a reason I find her so annoying on Twitter is her tone- it’s v technicallyRon/caitlin Moran 2009 jolly jolly pretend twitter is a pub bs and I hate it
ETA I hate it beyond the lies that have been pulled up and uncovered thread after thread
Gorged snarfed scarfed greedy goblin inhaled ...over on Instagram she's saying she's eaten hundreds of soleros. She wants to eat cheese with a spoon. She says she ate mayonnaise from the jar. She ate a packet + of biscuits in one evening in edinburgh. Really? Something is just off about all of this beyond being plain naff. I don't like how she writes about food. All rings false. A bit tinny sounding. Especially combined with all the thinspo bikini shots.