Why does she make out like she’s some troubled, traumatised detective in a police drama that can’t sleep at night and has to drink whiskey to sleep she’s genuinely so melodramatic it makes me cringe so much!Throwback to one of guest's less well remembered blog posts just because it's funny: I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life. Warning for mentions of rape and the uncensored N-word and R-word, Jack doesn't warn for these in the post itself.
Summary:
Why doesn't she come out with stuff like this any more? At least it'd give us a laugh
- Jack went to the cinema with her girlfriend - this is from October 2017 so she was dating LJC at the time
- She checked her blog and saw she was getting death threats and being called the N-word in comments on a recipe for mashed potato. Seemingly she had managed to offend that most niche yet dangerous of groups: blind racists
- She then decided to ditch her smartphone and buy a cute yellow Nokia (non-smart. Stupid phone?) that reminded her of the one on which she wrote her first book
- From then on she started using the Nokia, her smartphone relegated to a modem for her laptop or to check Twitter whilst on the loo. I know she's full of tit, but surely not that much that she was on the loo every time
- Subsequently she started sleeping better, her personal relationships improved, and she began writing more and becoming creative. Also her alcoholism was miraculously cured and she started taking a pot of camomile tea to bed instead of whiskey. Why you would do that when the tea will go cold, the caffeine will keep you awake, and the fluid will make you pee all night is beyond me
- She felt "awake, alive, heel-kicking umbrella-swinging Broadway-musical good"
- She laments that she felt suicidal - yes, THAT again - after receiving online abuse, and compares giving up her smartphone to ending an abusive relationship. Complains about internet service providers and the Government not doing enough to regulate online content
- And shares a photo that was taken with the smartphone
I don’t even like to acknowledge the use of racial and ableist slurs - where was the need?? She could have highlighted the impact that cyber bullying was having on her without using this language but as usual she needs to resort to histrionics.