Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!

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Here’s a great, great example of Jack Elevenerife-ing one of her own already-tall tales.
July 2016 Leggy’s friends were non-specifically mean to her. (As an I aside I LOVE this “growing unease” with sleb-world as Jack’s explanation of why she ended up back in Southend 😂 )

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By 2021 though? SOOOO much more meanies AND turns out JACK KNEW BETTER THAN THEY DID ALL ALONG!!!

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(thanks to @Veronicaaa for the 2021 SS
Why am I thinking this is a retelling of them probably saying there are infinite numbers of people who have a more nuanced academic understanding of fascism and/or the Shoah and/or far-right (American) politics and/or whatever else, that would be better placed to write something, and indeed were writing something. Probably betrayed by the fact you're calling it "Auschwitz and Birkenau". So please don't go on a visit to go and centre yourself in the suffering of millions.
 
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See this is a thrifty kitchen tip Jack could only dream of - electricity and time efficient method for cooking a budget vegetable. I'm genuinely going to try this.

You should write a book. Any hints for those of us without can openers?
Use a mallet and a knife you're not particularly attached to (and a very steady hand!) to open your swede instead, dear heart
 
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I hope that the last thing I smell before I die is the sweet smell of my ponies. Often at the end of pony time, I sit on an upended bucket and just "be" with them. We breathe each other in, literally nose to nose, and I scratch the right places and they nibble my hair and neck in a replica of herd mutual grooming, and it's like heaven to me, their smell and that peace.

Yeah, cleaning their hooves, not so sweet.

Maybe Jack is a thwarted pony club child, and that's where this trouble all started
Thanks a lot. Crying now. WARNED!
 
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Why am I thinking this is a retelling of them probably saying there are infinite numbers of people who have a more nuanced academic understanding of fascism and/or the Shoah and/or far-right (American) politics and/or whatever else, that would be better placed to write something, and indeed were writing something. Probably betrayed by the fact you're calling it "Auschwitz and Birkenau". So please don't go on a visit to go and centre yourself in the suffering of millions.
It's not beyond the realms of possibility that some of these people she describes as patronising her were, in fact, Jewish.
 
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It's not beyond the realm of possibility that some of these people she describes as patronising her were, in fact, Jewish.
All those times people laughed at her for not going to university 🙄 I bet before that every bloody sentence that came out of her mouth had started 'well I never went to university but......' and then the faux outrage at it being commented on.
 
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I mean we all agree this is all bollocks, no?

I've been in many situations with many people better educated than me and I've never had everyone laughing and pointing at me and putting me in my place.

There are many ways that social disadvantage reveals itself, but this didn't happen. I can well imagine, however, her honking very loudly at all and sundry and people politely coughing and turning to talk to someone else.
It's all bollocks. The whole damn lot. She's a grifting shyster.
 
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Here’s a great, great example of Jack Elevenerife-ing one of her own already-tall tales.
July 2016 Leggy’s friends were non-specifically mean to her. (As an I aside I LOVE this “growing unease” with sleb-world as Jack’s explanation of why she ended up back in Southend 😂 )

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By 2021 though? SOOOO much more meanies AND turns out JACK KNEW BETTER THAN THEY DID ALL ALONG!!!

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(thanks to @Veronicaaa for the 2021 SS
It’s probably good she didn’t go, she’d be the leader of said groups by now set on world conquest one slop at a time.
 
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They made fun of her for not going to university… but Leggy didn’t go to uni either. She went to cooking school. So did these ebil meeja types also make fun of Legs and her lack of education?
I’m also almost positive that Jack didn’t invent that ludicrous tale about being expelled/start claiming to have been expelled from school until post-Leggy.

Y’know, the Leggy who LITERALLY got expelled from school, whose child calls her Mama and who has a big cluttered kitchen with tit hanging everywhere, a Rangemaster stove and a bajillion magnetic spice tins. That Leggy.

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It’s probably good she didn’t go, she’d be the leader of said groups by now set on world conquest one slop at a time.
Jack’s the type who’d still be hanging around the student Union aged 36 or whatever she is, trying to impress kids by ranting about Marx and angling for invites to fresher week parties
 
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I mean we all agree this is all bollocks, no?

I've been in many situations with many people better educated than me and I've never had everyone laughing and pointing at me and putting me in my place.

There are many ways that social disadvantage reveals itself, but this didn't happen. I can well imagine, however, her honking very loudly at all and sundry and people politely coughing and turning to talk to someone else.
Same. My old line of work meant I socialised with some very, very posh people. Titles, stately homes, that whole world. Plus lots of Oxbridge grads. None of them ever pointed at laughed at me for going to state school. Uni never really came up as a subject unless it was talking about drunken nights out. Occasionally the poshos could be too nice, in a way that could be seen as patronising, and yeah, there were no doubt lots of subtle ways that we were unequal at work. But pointing and laughing at a dinner party just wouldn’t happen.

ETA: come to think of it. Who the duck is having dinner parties in their 20s anyway? Unless you count ordering a domino’s when you’re already wasted at a friend’s house. (Send Domino-os)
 
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I think she smells like a teen boys bedroom, musty, sweaty sock with a masking of spray. That doesn't quite covser the smell.
 
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This Tory GC dog has stolen Jack’s intellectual property, Jack Monroe by Jack Monroe ™️
 
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Jack’s the type who’d still be hanging around the student Union aged 36 or whatever she is, trying to impress kids by ranting about Marx and angling for invites to fresher week parties
She’s just a ludicrous combination of Viz characters with a big Student Grant vibe. And I can totally see this as a plausible scenario when Ma Ev had the temerity to try to engage Child Jack about her day.
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PS: next time she wraps mini eggs in foil and hides them in the garden for “SB and his friend” I REALLY REALLY HOPE said friend goes all rude kid on her ass (or even better, that SB does)
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I have an APPALLING sense of smell and even I can smell my dogs breath from 100 yards. She smells like the devil crawled inside her …. Her ears smell divine though 🐶
 
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