Jack Monroe #461 Addiction cosplay from a peddler of monetised fairy stories

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Imagine if she moves and then we discover a frau lives in the same block! Not good for any frau, but there'd be piping fresh tea on the daily! ☕🤭
The flat next to me is for sale and I’ve genuinely been a little worried I’ll look out the window and see her moving in soon!
 
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Eh, I feel bad for whoever drew this. If it was Jack's artwork, it'd be fair game, but if it's a squig's, not really? They're having a go, good for them. Shame about the subject matter.
Feel guilty now, so changing my avatar 😔😩

We learned a few songs from the (obscure) musical "Jonah"
I still remember all the words.
It's a nuisance, as I now get hunted by orcas every time I go on holiday.
WE COULD HAVE A FRAUEN CHORAL SOCIETY 😁🎵🎶🎵
 
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Ah yes. The sweary drunk mum who she was going to report to SS 🙄.
This was actually the thing that flipped the switch in my head about JM and convinced me that she was a liar you know. Like how bleeping fake is this whole story, an underage girl doing shots in a pub with 2 kids threw a tray at your head in broad daylight and then chored your wallet? Yeah right. The ridiculous OTT details instantly give it away.
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Obviously she should have paused her patreon if she couldn’t fulfil her rewards, but given by Jan 2022 it had, by all accounts, been quite some time since she’d posted even a discount code with no explaination you have to seriously wonder about some of the people who stayed subscribed for more than a month or so.

The ones who were all “I’m just happy to support Jack and I don’t mind about an actual reward” I can understand (I still think they’re stupid, but their reason makes sense), and I can understand the people who suddenly had the lightbulb moment when they read the guardian and now aren’t happy to have supported her pissing money up the wall on sideboards - but all the people who have been desperate for a refund for 6 months or a year plus subscribed due to the lack of rewards absolutely baffle me.

If she’d been steadily drip feeding excuses then maybe I could see it but she didn’t say a single word for months on end, offered no hope that the rewards were going to suddenly materialise (until she was called out enough months later). Why would you stay subscribed to her hoping that suddenly she’ll decide to not ignore the patreon? How has she managed to find the perfect audience of absolute idiots willing to stay subscribed? It would almost be impressive if she wasn’t such a grifter.
 
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I'm sorry to come back to this, BUT I WANT EELS! And not the fantastic group, but the ones she bought for Christmas Day, to go with the green paint liquor. Show me the eels Jack.
#justice4eels
#eeltruther
 
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The flat next to me is for sale and I’ve genuinely been a little worried I’ll look out the window and see her moving in soon!
Don't worry. There would be a SOLD sign up by now. Also, a smol pixie lurker and shopping and sideboard deliveries.

This was actually the thing that flipped the switch in my head about JM and convinced me that she was a liar you know. Like how bleeping fake is this whole story, an underage girl doing shots in a pub with 2 kids threw a tray at your head in broad daylight and then chored your wallet? Yeah right. The ridiculous OTT details instantly give it away.
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Even funnier now she's admitted to being off her tits on whisky and tramadol during that time frame. Idiot.
 
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This was actually the thing that flipped the switch in my head about JM and convinced me that she was a liar you know. Like how bleeping fake is this whole story, an underage girl doing shots in a pub with 2 kids threw a tray at your head in broad daylight and then chored your wallet? Yeah right. The ridiculous OTT details instantly give it away.
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This is exactly the sort of sneering that she did with the Jeremy Kyle/Tracksuit malarky. 'The little scrunge' is not far off Hopkins style language.

ETA: And all that time it was her who was the 'scrunge'- scrounging from donors while jacking it up the wall. How very dare she. No self-awareness at all.
 
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We learned a few songs from the (obscure) musical "Jonah"
I still remember all the words.
It's a nuisance, as I now get hunted by orcas every time I go on holiday.
Go dowwwnn Jonah, deep in the ocean

Can't stop singing it now. Send song-memory cleansos
 
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My dear soiled finger, are you within what we might consider to be the geographical danger zone?
Southend yes. I’m sure she won’t be moving far out of fancy Thorpe Bay though so I’ll be ok 🤞🏼

Don't worry. There would be a SOLD sign up by now. Also, a smol pixie lurker and shopping and sideboard deliveries.
True true. Haven’t noticed any Ocado vans recently either
 
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This is exactly the sort of sneering that she did with the Jeremy Kyle/Tracksuit malarky. 'The little scrunge' is not far off Hopkins style language.
Oh yeah that as well, it reads just like a middle class persons fantasy of what they think a working class ‘chav’ is 🤢. Also she’s got some cheek talking about calling SS when she was the one allegedly doing 40 tramadol and a bottle of whiskey a day whilst caring for her son…
 
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Oh yeah that as well, it reads just like a middle class persons fantasy of what they think a working class ‘chav’ is 🤢. Also she’s got some cheek talking about calling SS when she was the one allegedly doing 40 tramadol and a bottle of whiskey a day whilst caring for her son…
Absolutely bang on.
 
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Her Twitter is an absolute mess today. Desperately trying to carry on the big downsize/little ole me is allowed to finally paint for the first time evahhh narrative whilst ignoring the fact that everyone is side-eyeing the sheer amount of awfulness she's revealed lately. Like, you'd slink off and at least try to let people forget about it for a bit. How is she not embarrassed 😬
Total side-eye. Also the elephant in the room of ‘how many people can’t afford shower gel but own 49 boxes of books (and still packing)?’

Those engagement levels though. Don’t look now love, doesn’t matter what slop you’re spouting, people just aren’t interested now they know it’s all bullshit.

That Guardian piece just did her in.
 
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Oh my god I think I may have witnessed the work of another Frau in the wild!!! Walked into WH Smith’s in Exeter 🍉 and there were grifty kitchens (4) on display by front entrance . Someone has put a post it on that said NO !!! I died! Couldn’t take photos as too busy and didn’t want to out myself!!
So which Frau is gonna stick 'only 89’ on the books?🤔
 
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Evening mon frere’s et soeur’s, I haven’t been on here since a week ago due to a new job so I haven’t been in the loop or upto speed with all of your important contributions posted over the last couple of threads and no disrespect to any of you my fellow brethren but I have a Chinese takeaway en route and I have absolutely no chance of catching up and reading a week’s worth of all of your posts during this weekend, so I am just going to offer my apologies for skipping ahead and hope that you will accept my most sincerest of apologies.

Over the course of the last week I have seen a few ‘posts’ made by people on the blue bird hell site where they have mentioned taking the MCOL route in regards to their Patreon subscription not being honoured as per the contractual agreement and the coke head not adhering to their contractual obligations, using MCOL as an avenue to seek reimbursement of the total monetary value of their subscription payments.

The 3/4 people who have mentioned this are Patreon subscribers who have requested a refund but instead they have been ignored and blocked by our bottle and a half of whiskey a day drinking degenerative friend.

You see, because of this my thoughts are immediately drawn to the potential of a chaos within a chaos that will be the biggest chaos of all possible chaos’s that we could end up with the last ever, ever Monroe thread which would be titled “The Chaos to end all Chaos’ (Okay it wouldn’t be the last ever thread but it would be the biggest ever chaos, chaos’s! 😂) …So my thoughts are has anyone else given any real thoughts to doing this and actually making a MCOL claim for the amount that they are outstanding for their Patreon? There must be a fellow fraus prepared to take one for the team and I would be more than happy to give you legal advice with regards to this.

that is for someone who has been a Patreon supporter/subscriber for a reasonable period of time who would like their money refunded. You would 100% legally win your claim getting a judgment handed down with regards to this. You would win due to one of 3 possible outcomes, either;

1) Monroe does not respond to your claim at all or she doesn’t respond within the allotted time period for her to file a defence and therefore you will win by what is called a default judgment and she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim. ….or
2) Monroe does in fact file a defence with regards to the particulars of your claim with a view to contesting your claim BUT by virtue of the facts available which you can substantiate that she didn’t fulfil her end of the Patreon contract and the same exact thing that she didn’t fulfil her obligations under this contract then again you would win and have a judgment handed down that your claim was successful and she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim..or
3) She responds to your claim with a response of acknowledging the particulars of your claim and that she doesn’t have any defence to it and that she is liable for the amount and any other associated costs…this will result in you winning your claim and having a judgment handed down and again she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim.

just as an important addendum to what I have said above that she doesn’t have a defence at all as the facts of her not conforming to her Patreon contract with you nor her contractual obligations and that you (in fact we all do) have evidence of this and her not doing so, the absolute KILLER piece of evidence that further backs this up is Monroe’sVERY OWN WORDS in the widely published Grauniad article where she was interviewed for her Grauniad feature which in her interview she acknowledged that she had NOT met her Patreon contract requirements nor her Patreon contractual obligations, stating that she hadn’t done so for a period of 19 months I believe that I recall her saying in that Grauniad interview although the facts and reality is that it was far longer than that of a minimum of 24 months (2 years) This article itself is what will overall get you a successful judgment.

okay you may ask..how is doing that going to bring the chaos within a chaos and the chaos’s of all chaos’s?? WELL for those fraus who are not well versed in law, civil law in particular and matters of the financial persuasion…..Well her losing such a civil claim which she would for the reasons I have outlined above, well this means that when the judgment is handed down, this is more officially and commonly known as a CCJ…a County Court Judgment…. Now what does having a CCJ affect and impact? It affects and impacts getting any kind of or type of financial credit….WHATS THE ONE THING THAT A CCJ IMPACTS MOST??? That would be getting a mortgage offer in principle from any UK lender. LITERALLY no mortgage lenders on the lending panels will ever, ever touch a mortgage application from a person if they have a CCJ, regardless of the amount of the CCJ owing, even if the CCJ is for just a £1. They don’t even entertain mortgage applications from those who have settled their CCJs until a significant amount of time has passed like a year or two.

so my thoughts are why doesn’t someone who has been a subscriber make a MCOL claim? This would prevent her from getting any kind of mortgage of any value (even if she is putting in a massive lump sum) it would also impact when being screened for rental purposes but I believe like most that she is currently buying. If she is paying for aproperty as a full cash buyer then yes it would have no real impact however I would be inclined to place a charge against her property with the CCJ but also having a CCJ judgment against her for her Patreon I would be publicly publishing that on social media to expose her, yes she may try and twist it by saying ‘yeah I am Jack Monroe and I have a CCJ against me because that’s what happens when you are in poverty, people get CCJs’ but that won’t work because it would be a CCJ not because she was in poverty but because she defrauded people

thoughts?
She regularly aquires county court judgements for small amounts, and doesn't seem to satisfy them. It appears not to bother her
 
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Evening mon frere’s et soeur’s, I haven’t been on here since a week ago due to a new job so I haven’t been in the loop or upto speed with all of your important contributions posted over the last couple of threads and no disrespect to any of you my fellow brethren but I have a Chinese takeaway en route and I have absolutely no chance of catching up and reading a week’s worth of all of your posts during this weekend, so I am just going to offer my apologies for skipping ahead and hope that you will accept my most sincerest of apologies.

Over the course of the last week I have seen a few ‘posts’ made by people on the blue bird hell site where they have mentioned taking the MCOL route in regards to their Patreon subscription not being honoured as per the contractual agreement and the coke head not adhering to their contractual obligations, using MCOL as an avenue to seek reimbursement of the total monetary value of their subscription payments.

The 3/4 people who have mentioned this are Patreon subscribers who have requested a refund but instead they have been ignored and blocked by our bottle and a half of whiskey a day drinking degenerative friend.

You see, because of this my thoughts are immediately drawn to the potential of a chaos within a chaos that will be the biggest chaos of all possible chaos’s that we could end up with the last ever, ever Monroe thread which would be titled “The Chaos to end all Chaos’ (Okay it wouldn’t be the last ever thread but it would be the biggest ever chaos, chaos’s! 😂) …So my thoughts are has anyone else given any real thoughts to doing this and actually making a MCOL claim for the amount that they are outstanding for their Patreon? There must be a fellow fraus prepared to take one for the team and I would be more than happy to give you legal advice with regards to this.

that is for someone who has been a Patreon supporter/subscriber for a reasonable period of time who would like their money refunded. You would 100% legally win your claim getting a judgment handed down with regards to this. You would win due to one of 3 possible outcomes, either;

1) Monroe does not respond to your claim at all or she doesn’t respond within the allotted time period for her to file a defence and therefore you will win by what is called a default judgment and she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim. ….or
2) Monroe does in fact file a defence with regards to the particulars of your claim with a view to contesting your claim BUT by virtue of the facts available which you can substantiate that she didn’t fulfil her end of the Patreon contract and the same exact thing that she didn’t fulfil her obligations under this contract then again you would win and have a judgment handed down that your claim was successful and she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim..or
3) She responds to your claim with a response of acknowledging the particulars of your claim and that she doesn’t have any defence to it and that she is liable for the amount and any other associated costs…this will result in you winning your claim and having a judgment handed down and again she would be required to pay you for your original claim amount, plus 8% per annum interest on that amount as well as your court costs for lodging your claim.

just as an important addendum to what I have said above that she doesn’t have a defence at all as the facts of her not conforming to her Patreon contract with you nor her contractual obligations and that you (in fact we all do) have evidence of this and her not doing so, the absolute KILLER piece of evidence that further backs this up is Monroe’sVERY OWN WORDS in the widely published Grauniad article where she was interviewed for her Grauniad feature which in her interview she acknowledged that she had NOT met her Patreon contract requirements nor her Patreon contractual obligations, stating that she hadn’t done so for a period of 19 months I believe that I recall her saying in that Grauniad interview although the facts and reality is that it was far longer than that of a minimum of 24 months (2 years) This article itself is what will overall get you a successful judgment.

okay you may ask..how is doing that going to bring the chaos within a chaos and the chaos’s of all chaos’s?? WELL for those fraus who are not well versed in law, civil law in particular and matters of the financial persuasion…..Well her losing such a civil claim which she would for the reasons I have outlined above, well this means that when the judgment is handed down, this is more officially and commonly known as a CCJ…a County Court Judgment…. Now what does having a CCJ affect and impact? It affects and impacts getting any kind of or type of financial credit….WHATS THE ONE THING THAT A CCJ IMPACTS MOST??? That would be getting a mortgage offer in principle from any UK lender. LITERALLY no mortgage lenders on the lending panels will ever, ever touch a mortgage application from a person if they have a CCJ, regardless of the amount of the CCJ owing, even if the CCJ is for just a £1. They don’t even entertain mortgage applications from those who have settled their CCJs until a significant amount of time has passed like a year or two.

so my thoughts are why doesn’t someone who has been a subscriber make a MCOL claim? This would prevent her from getting any kind of mortgage of any value (even if she is putting in a massive lump sum) it would also impact when being screened for rental purposes but I believe like most that she is currently buying. If she is paying for aproperty as a full cash buyer then yes it would have no real impact however I would be inclined to place a charge against her property with the CCJ but also having a CCJ judgment against her for her Patreon I would be publicly publishing that on social media to expose her, yes she may try and twist it by saying ‘yeah I am Jack Monroe and I have a CCJ against me because that’s what happens when you are in poverty, people get CCJs’ but that won’t work because it would be a CCJ not because she was in poverty but because she defrauded people

thoughts?
I really hope there are people who can pursue this.
Jack Monroe is well overdue her comeuppance!
Vile lying parasite that she is!
 
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I'm (still) grunking and I can see the doors are about to close on this thread.

Must be Twitter predicting a future JackHack “the bolander” where you take a perfectly good plastic mixing bowl and drill holes in it to turn it into a colander.
I am beside myself laughing at this 😭
 
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“'woman' (looked like a teenage girl)” These words are so loaded she might as well be saying “should have kept her legs shut”. What’s funny is she likes to tell everyone how she was so very young when she had SB, but here she is telling her audience that a mother of two small children looked like a teenager, in the full knowledge that the mumsnet readers will know this is code for “slutty benefit chav”.
 
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