Didn't she make him one years ago, or have I imagined it?Or made him one being the crafty crafter she is?
Didn't she make him one years ago, or have I imagined it?Or made him one being the crafty crafter she is?
This 100%.In one interpretation she's an actual monster, in the other she's a head. Take your pick.
I know this one! It's because she's lying.First time posting after watching from the sidelines for a wee while but holy duck, the way she speaks is SO weird?? Overly descriptive for no reason. "The very large dog has come to check on me while I'm in the very large bed". Okay??? Also don't think anyone picked up on her whole "in (very old, large) bed" or whatever it was. Like WHY are you feeling the need to be so descriptive? Obviously she wants to hit home she's poor a lot of its down to that, but not all. It's like she's obsessed with her own life, and curating the exact version of it she likes via nonsensical self obsessed boring tweets? Regardless, yes if your child's that sick you don't tweet nonsense on twitter. And ofc after the 100th random occurance people's bullshitometers go up and don't go down.. "oh silly me my phone died after that massive attention seeking tweet" duck off 🥲🥲🥲
They are the 15th most recognizable Swiss watch brand though, so perhaps that’s why Southend’s 15th most influential lesbian (or whatever that award she won was) feels such an affinity.I asked a couple of friends who are into watches about Jack's Breitling comments. Their opinion seems to be that they tend to be bigger and blingier than anything else in any given price bracket, and are anything but "less crass" than a Rolex or Omega.
"fine if you're wanting to make a very loud statement, but you wouldn't want it to be your only watch" was one comment. Sounds like they might go well with her humiliating trousers, tbh.
I see almost every fun story she tells through this lens. Whichever way you look at it, she comes out looking at best like an edgelord. It's pretty tragic.This 100%.
The quoted part, so many examples of this going back to her earliest public utterances. See also the horrible reminiscences she waxed lyrical about in his “obituary” after her grandad became DEAD, about him being a complete bleep to her mother while they both laughed and laughed about it.
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If this is true, he’s a bleeping monster and she’s a complete bleeping head for thinking AS AN ADULT that this is acceptable behaviour and something about which to fondly reminisce in a public post.
If it’s not true, she’s a complete bleeping monster for making it up and posting it.
If it is true, the apple really didn’t fall very far from DEAD slumlord grandad’s tree, did it?
Agree re: advent calendar. We've never done chocolate advent calendars for our kids because we'reSome of you sound genuinely upset about SB, the advent calendar, etc. It's worth remembering that we don't know everything she does. It's easy to fall into the trap of thinking we know everything about her, because she overshares SO MUCH, but she may well have bought him an advent calendar too or she may have made a conscious decision that she wasn't going to get him a chocolate one because her mum does every year, or whatever.
Different families have different traditions and I can't muster the energy to care that much. What is much more telling to me is when she says things like 'I'm tempted by my sick child's advent calendar'. Either she really, honestly thinks that because her son is too sick to remember to open his own advent calendar, a normal response is for her to have the chocolate OR it's a hilariously edgy joke. In one interpretation she's an actual monster, in the other she's a head. Take your pick.
See also the whole series of "SB's ill in bed" / "I'm going to bed now" / "Oh, yes, I do actually normally sleep on the sofa but I'm just resting in bed with SB because the sofa's so far away and he's ill" / "No, that's not weird because it's a very big bed" / "When I said it was a very big bed, I forgot to mention that it's very very old and anyway, I found it in a puddle" / "Look, content!" tweets.I know this one! It's because she's lying.
It's just all tall tales bollocks innit. If you were watching in real life you'd be able to actually see her making it up as she goes along and pausing while she grasps around for the next bit of the story.
"And then the dog came in and... and... it's a VERY LARGE dog, like MASSIVE. HUGE. Anyway, and then, then, then, erm, because don't forget I didn't have the heating on actually I don't have any heating I sold the boiler for scrap, because, well anyway, so I was on the bed right and the massive dog came in. Oh and then there was the cat! The big cat, the cat came in as well. And then, right, erm..."
A monkey threw tit at one of our teachers on a school trip to the zoo once. No one would sit near her on the coach home.
Not sure my beloved one?Didn't she make him one years ago, or have I imagined it?
Jack follows the person who posted the original comment. The slop thickens.Frauen, I have been BUSY… am I too late with this??
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Coincidence? Inspiration? Or copycat?
I think I can answer that to some extent at least from the Yank perspective.That's always been my question, one of many. How on earth can't people see it?