Jack Monroe #435 I am Jack

[traumatised sideboard]

There was a smol chaos with the thread titles as there were two with the same number of likes. I asked Psychic Slopbot for assistance and he chose this one from @FlirtyThirty so congratulations, your prize is an all expenses paid trip to Per Rialto. Enjoy the gelato, I hear it's peripatetic. Shoutout to the nom of @AnnRKey's words by @RamblerOfLandandMouth you get to go to Shoeburyness Asda as a runner up prize.

Jack is still in social media purgatory.

For newbies the wiki is the pink button up top. When nominating thread titles use the words 'thread title' and no swearing in them.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I finally caved in and googled iglooing. Cheers lads. I would rather watch the Pringle video on repeat

 

[Hollaaa]

Bravo to Begbie rounding off the last thread. Although I can't unsee JLM as John Major now. Send hair eye bleachos.

 

[Veronicaaa]

For newbies - Jack wrote a short eulogy for Ruth Bader Ginsburg (I think? Is this all a fever dream?) in which she described RBG as 'peripatetic'. She did this from a sock account (My other account's a Porsche' type thing was her bio) and she haw hawed about her Ocado deliveries on it, while complaining on main that she couldn't afford butter #blastfromthepast

 

[Boogs]

Bravo to Begbie rounding off the last thread. Although I can't unsee JLM as John Major now. Send hair eye bleachos.

Honestly back in the mid 90s would any of us ever have imagined that Sick Boy would play John Major? 🥹

 

[Claret]

Jack is finished. The grift is dying a slow death

She's not posting on her socials because she's been instructed not to, it's obvious that this is the case because she's never resisted reacting to the slightest criticism before. She has no capacity to accept even the mildest of rebukes. The reason it's over for her is that if she doesn't post she's instantly forgotten by everybody except us and her mum.....and perhaps big Dave, and if she does post there is always an acerbic kick back. Either way she loses. She has been found out.....and the allegation of financial impropriety won't go away until it's properly answered

Her bullshit backstory is now being questioned widely, those that knew her in Southend saw no evidence of poverty, not a shred. We are amazed that she has spun the lie for so long. Middle class Monroe played a blinder in terms of pulling the wool over many people's eyes but many in these parts know that she's a fraud

All she has left now is her last book, which won't shift many copies.....even the Guardian have cancelled their sycophantic launch event, that and a diminishing patreon return. I hope things catch up with her in the end, especially the misappropriation of charitable funds. She so deserves that to be the case

Who knows. I might walk into Oldhams and have her serve me chips again, just like the old days. Perhaps not though, even they would surely give her a wide birth

 

[hoopdedoo]

even they would surely give her a wide birth

She's pregnant again?!?!?!

(j/k, thank you dear heart @Claret for the )

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

W

For newbies - Jack wrote a short eulogy for Ruth Bader Ginsburg (I think? Is this all a fever dream?) in which she described RBG as 'peripatetic'. She did this from a sock account (My other account's a Porsche' type thing was her bio) and she haw hawed about her Ocado deliveries on it, while complaining on main that she couldn't afford butter #blastfromthepast

Wish we had those screenies.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

We have the screenshot of the peripatetic tweet, I found it when compiling the Jacktionary (Thankyou @crystaleyesd for capturing). For any newer frauen wanting a lol in this drought, the magnificent unmasking of Peeky Mink by @Veronicaaa is here.

 

[Smol Pixel]

My grandparents always used to buy those Anton Berg liqueur chocolates at Christmas (the ones shaped like bottles with allegedly different alcohol in each one but they pretty much all taste the same). Us kids were allowed to eat them. Probably not much alcohol in them One was called Pisang Ambon and my grandad always called it “Pissy Whatnot”.

 

[NellieBoo]

Jack is finished. The grift is dying a slow death

She's not posting on her socials because she's been instructed not to, it's obvious that this is the case because she's never resisted reacting to the slightest criticism before. She has no capacity to accept even the mildest of rebukes. The reason it's over for her is that if she doesn't post she's instantly forgotten by everybody except us and her mum.....and perhaps big Dave, and if she does post there is always an acerbic kick back. Either way she loses. She has been found out.....and the allegation of financial impropriety won't go away until it's properly answered

Her bullshit backstory is now being questioned widely, those that knew her in Southend saw no evidence of poverty, not a shred. We are amazed that she has spun the lie for so long. Middle class Monroe played a blinder in terms of pulling the wool over many people's eyes but many in these parts know that she's a fraud

All she has left now is her last book, which won't shift many copies.....even the Guardian have cancelled their sycophantic launch event, that and a diminishing patreon return. I hope things catch up with her in the end, especially the misappropriation of charitable funds. She so deserves that to be the case

Who knows. I might walk into Oldhams and have her serve me chips again, just like the old days. Perhaps not though, even they would surely give her a wide birth

What's been going on locally then for the last 10 years? Why has no one spoken up about the scam? I'm not suggesting you should have @Claret. But what on earth were people thinking when they saw things unfolding?!

 

[Spanner]

We have the screenshot of the peripatetic tweet, I found it when compiling the Jacktionary (Thankyou @crystaleyesd for capturing). For any newer frauen wanting a lol in this drought, the magnificent unmasking of Peeky Mink by @Veronicaaa is here.

Ugh! The way she puts herself as the oracle who has to take it on to direct everyone to Wikipedia. Ugh, ugh, ugh. It’s so “her”, it reads in exactly her words

(conjecture m’lud. If indeed the above account was indeed mx monroe etc etc)

 

[Cookiecookie]

It's payday Patreon day today, so it will be interesting to see the figures. She'll still be making far more than a hell of a lot of working people, but hopefully the downward slide continues.

 

[jenny2603]

Ugh! The way she puts herself as the oracle who has to take it on to direct everyone to Wikipedia. Ugh, ugh, ugh. It’s so “her”, it reads in exactly her words

(conjecture m’lud. If indeed the above account was indeed mx monroe etc etc)

I love it. I'm an RBG stan but she just did too many things and stuff so I can't really say why. Still everyone is upset and I want to join in.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

What's been going on locally then for the last 10 years? Why has no one spoken up about the scam? I'm not suggesting you should have @Claret. But what on earth were people thinking when they saw things unfolding?!

I'm intrigued by this bit too - but wonder does it go deeper? Were people afraid of the blowback from speaking out against the daughter of Local Hero Saint Big Dave OBE in case things got really nasty?

 

[House of Carbonara]

We have the screenshot of the peripatetic tweet, I found it when compiling the Jacktionary (Thankyou @crystaleyesd for capturing). For any newer frauen wanting a lol in this drought, the magnificent unmasking of Peeky Mink by @Veronicaaa is here.

Ooooh, thank you so much for the link!

 

[Mr Krabs]

It's payday Patreon day today, so it will be interesting to see the figures. She'll still be making far more than a hell of a lot of working people, but hopefully the downward slide continues.

Maybe that’s why she’s so quiet. She’s gone on holiday again.

 

[Bugger13]

Jack is finished. The grift is dying a slow death

She's not posting on her socials because she's been instructed not to, it's obvious that this is the case because she's never resisted reacting to the slightest criticism before. She has no capacity to accept even the mildest of rebukes. The reason it's over for her is that if she doesn't post she's instantly forgotten by everybody except us and her mum.....and perhaps big Dave, and if she does post there is always an acerbic kick back. Either way she loses. She has been found out.....and the allegation of financial impropriety won't go away until it's properly answered

Her bullshit backstory is now being questioned widely, those that knew her in Southend saw no evidence of poverty, not a shred. We are amazed that she has spun the lie for so long. Middle class Monroe played a blinder in terms of pulling the wool over many people's eyes but many in these parts know that she's a fraud

All she has left now is her last book, which won't shift many copies.....even the Guardian have cancelled their sycophantic launch event, that and a diminishing patreon return. I hope things catch up with her in the end, especially the misappropriation of charitable funds. She so deserves that to be the case

Who knows. I might walk into Oldhams and have her serve me chips again, just like the old days. Perhaps not though, even they would surely give her a wide birth

Ahh, I’d walk 500 miles (& I would walk 500 more) just to be the one to say ‘No thanks’ when Jack honked ‘d’you want chips with that?’
Your grift is soooo over Jack!

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

Thrilled to be joint runner up thread titleist with @AnnRKey ...babychams all round ....Macaroons/Macarons for the non Babysham drinkers SHAN'T pop to Asda though in case Jack me....perhaps that is what she is doing during this hiatus....Court outfits at the ready!

 

[Claret]

What's been going on locally then for the last 10 years? Why has no one spoken up about the scam? I'm not suggesting you should have @Claret. But what on earth were people thinking when they saw things unfolding?!

I can't speak for everyone but I can speak for me. I had no clue as to the extent of the grift. She was on the fringes of our group and was found to have been lying about her circumstances around the time of the big house contents sale. She subsequently left the group.

I'm not on Twitter and didn't realise she was on patreon until I stumbled on this site, or rather was directed to it following a discussion some of us had about her ability to keep the lie going. I think one of the reasons people didn't publicly call her out was due to her aggression and propensity to send her flying monkey round the block to pile on any questioning of their queen bee. There has been so much evidence of bullying, threats, doxxing and such like for anybody to feel comfortable in putting their head above the parapet. She has always been able to control the narrative. That control though has been lost, and subsequently people are more openly calling her to account. Her flying monkeys are diminished, I'm sure many can see her in her true light now, she is diminished, she can barely tweet now for fear of the response, and her grift is diminished.

There are a few from Southend or formerly from Southend on here to my knowledge. Perhaps they can answer your question for themselves