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Why do people write fuk when they mean duck? It baffles me. Do they think it's more polite to gentleman bees in a medium where there is no inline spoiler?
 
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Why do people write fuk when they mean duck? It baffles me. Do they think it's more polite to gentleman bees in a medium where there is no inline spoiler?
Dunno, but in case she’s up to date with her reading, if this is the way she likes people to talk now, let me just say Fuk U Jak, U petty pathetic grifting unt

ETA don’t forget to squig the squig, @That Forensic Man
 
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I was looking thru her instagram and came across where she had a tasks chart for SB to work to earn tablet time, He was born in 2010 and would have been 8 at the time of this chart in April 2018. I'm all for getting kids to do chores and know 8-year-olds need instructions, by cop yerself on Jack.

I've listed as many of the tasks as possible, this sounds like a lot for an 8 year old, this is not considering that SB has to deal with her emotional meltdowns on top of this,
  1. Make sure shelves are tidy
  2. No toys on floor
  3. Shoes in the shoe rack
  4. Hats scarves gloves in correct pockets
  5. Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it
  6. Put new toilet paper out if needed
  7. Clean up your poo marks
  8. Hang up any coats in the hallway
  9. Pick one shelf or surface sort and throw out wipe down and organise
  10. Put clean clothes away in correct places
  11. Make bed neatly
  12. Put dirty towels and flannels and washing in the wash
  13. Spray door handle and wipe both sides - bedroom
  14. Tidy sink and clean it X 2
  15. Bring laundry downstairs
  16. Tidy floor
  17. Tidy books away neatly none on floor
  18. Open curtains neatly.
  19. Check the bunnies water and fill up
  20. Put all the bags away
  21. Put dirty washing in washing basket
  22. Clear floor put all things away
  23. Bring bin downstairs and empty into big bin
  24. Move the toilet mat and wipe toilet floor with a floor wipe
  25. Put all bottles nice and neatly
  26. Put everything away that doesn't belong on the counter
  27. Pick up litter from back garden
  28. Collect plates and cups and put in kitchen sink
  29. Pick up litter from front garden
  30. Spray down bathroom door and wipe both sides
  31. Put TV remote on the fireplace where lives
  32. Tidy up bags and take upstairs
  33. Pick up any pens and put in pen pot
  34. Put DVDs away in shelf and computer cases
  35. Wipe all handles in the bathroom door sink shower and light switch
  36. Clean the microwave inside and outside
  37. Spray door and handle and wipe both sides of mama's room
  38. Clear ledge in the kitchen wipe it down
  39. Put away everything on floor in dining room in the correct places
  40. Wipe front of washing machine with spray and cloth
  41. Empty the bathroom bin into bin bag if it gets full tell me
  42. Hoover bedroom
  43. Mamas room open curtains neatly
  44. Very carefully wipe TV shelf in lounge
  45. Put cutlery away in drawers everything in the right places
  46. Clear table in kitchen wipe it well
  47. Tidy sofa and throws and cushions neatly in the lounge
  48. Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink
  49. Clean out the corners of any little pieces of junk in the lounge
  50. Hoover in the kitchen especially by the washing machine and oven
  51. Empty bin from the lounge into the kitchen better if it gets full tell me
  52. Open curtains in the lounge
  53. Straighten cushions on sofa
  54. Feed the bunny dry food
  55. Wipe all chairs with spray and cloths in the kitchen
  56. Help put rubbish out on Tuesday night
  57. Hoover floor in landing who were the stars
  58. hoover that just the wooden stairs in the hallway
  59. hoover floor especially near the entrance in the hallway
  60. Mamas room water plants
  61. Help hanging laundry up with Mama
  62. Help to peel vegetables in the kitchen
  63. Wash carefully plates mugs bowls cutlery no forks and knives
  64. Help bunnies and hutches
 

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Any one have any ideas on the last sighting of Cooper? I went back thru Instagram and found that his gotcha date was the end of august 2018. Handsome boi
Did she call it a gotcha date? Because that usually applies to pets who are adopted. SB’s dad is a Maine Coon breeder, so there’s no way she got him from Cats Protection.
 
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I was looking thru her instagram and came across where she had a tasks chart for SB to work to earn tablet time, He was born in 2010 and would have been 8 at the time of this chart in April 2018. I'm all for getting kids to do chores and know 8-year-olds need instructions, by cop yerself on Jack.

I've listed as many of the tasks as possible, this sounds like a lot for an 8 year old, this is not considering that SB has to deal with her emotional meltdowns on top of this,
  1. Make sure shelves are tidy
  2. No toys on floor
  3. Shoes in the shoe rack
  4. Hats scarves gloves in correct pockets
  5. Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it
  6. Put new toilet paper out if needed
  7. Clean up your poo marks
  8. Hang up any coats in the hallway
  9. Pick one shelf or surface sort and throw out wipe down and organise
  10. Put clean clothes away in correct places
  11. Make bed neatly
  12. Put dirty towels and flannels and washing in the wash
  13. Spray door handle and wipe both sides - bedroom
  14. Tidy sink and clean it X 2
  15. Bring laundry downstairs
  16. Tidy floor
  17. Tidy books away neatly none on floor
  18. Open curtains neatly.
  19. Check the bunnies water and fill up
  20. Put all the bags away
  21. Put dirty washing in washing basket
  22. Clear floor put all things away
  23. Bring bin downstairs and empty into big bin
  24. Move the toilet mat and wipe toilet floor with a floor wipe
  25. Put all bottles nice and neatly
  26. Put everything away that doesn't belong on the counter
  27. Pick up litter from back garden
  28. Collect plates and cups and put in kitchen sink
  29. Pick up litter from front garden
  30. Spray down bathroom door and wipe both sides
  31. Put TV remote on the fireplace where lives
  32. Tidy up bags and take upstairs
  33. Pick up any pens and put in pen pot
  34. Put DVDs away in shelf and computer cases
  35. Wipe all handles in the bathroom door sink shower and light switch
  36. Clean the microwave inside and outside
  37. Spray door and handle and wipe both sides of mama's room
  38. Clear ledge in the kitchen wipe it down
  39. Put away everything on floor in dining room in the correct places
  40. Wipe front of washing machine with spray and cloth
  41. Empty the bathroom bin into bin bag if it gets full tell me
  42. Hoover bedroom
  43. Mamas room open curtains neatly
  44. Very carefully wipe TV shelf in lounge
  45. Put cutlery away in drawers everything in the right places
  46. Clear table in kitchen wipe it well
  47. Tidy sofa and throws and cushions neatly in the lounge
  48. Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink
  49. Clean out the corners of any little pieces of junk in the lounge
  50. Hoover in the kitchen especially by the washing machine and oven
  51. Empty bin from the lounge into the kitchen better if it gets full tell me
  52. Open curtains in the lounge
  53. Straighten cushions on sofa
  54. Feed the bunny dry food
  55. Wipe all chairs with spray and cloths in the kitchen
  56. Help put rubbish out on Tuesday night
  57. Hoover floor in landing who were the stars
  58. hoover that just the wooden stairs in the hallway
  59. hoover floor especially near the entrance in the hallway
  60. Mamas room water plants
  61. Help hanging laundry up with Mama
  62. Help to peel vegetables in the kitchen
  63. Wash carefully plates mugs bowls cutlery no forks and knives
  64. Help bunnies and hutches
Fuk sake! He's doing everything whilst she's boobing it in the hammock
 
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I was looking thru her instagram and came across where she had a tasks chart for SB to work to earn tablet time, He was born in 2010 and would have been 8 at the time of this chart in April 2018. I'm all for getting kids to do chores and know 8-year-olds need instructions, by cop yerself on Jack.

I've listed as many of the tasks as possible, this sounds like a lot for an 8 year old, this is not considering that SB has to deal with her emotional meltdowns on top of this,
  1. Make sure shelves are tidy
  2. No toys on floor
  3. Shoes in the shoe rack
  4. Hats scarves gloves in correct pockets
  5. Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it
  6. Put new toilet paper out if needed
  7. Clean up your poo marks
  8. Hang up any coats in the hallway
  9. Pick one shelf or surface sort and throw out wipe down and organise
  10. Put clean clothes away in correct places
  11. Make bed neatly
  12. Put dirty towels and flannels and washing in the wash
  13. Spray door handle and wipe both sides - bedroom
  14. Tidy sink and clean it X 2
  15. Bring laundry downstairs
  16. Tidy floor
  17. Tidy books away neatly none on floor
  18. Open curtains neatly.
  19. Check the bunnies water and fill up
  20. Put all the bags away
  21. Put dirty washing in washing basket
  22. Clear floor put all things away
  23. Bring bin downstairs and empty into big bin
  24. Move the toilet mat and wipe toilet floor with a floor wipe
  25. Put all bottles nice and neatly
  26. Put everything away that doesn't belong on the counter
  27. Pick up litter from back garden
  28. Collect plates and cups and put in kitchen sink
  29. Pick up litter from front garden
  30. Spray down bathroom door and wipe both sides
  31. Put TV remote on the fireplace where lives
  32. Tidy up bags and take upstairs
  33. Pick up any pens and put in pen pot
  34. Put DVDs away in shelf and computer cases
  35. Wipe all handles in the bathroom door sink shower and light switch
  36. Clean the microwave inside and outside
  37. Spray door and handle and wipe both sides of mama's room
  38. Clear ledge in the kitchen wipe it down
  39. Put away everything on floor in dining room in the correct places
  40. Wipe front of washing machine with spray and cloth
  41. Empty the bathroom bin into bin bag if it gets full tell me
  42. Hoover bedroom
  43. Mamas room open curtains neatly
  44. Very carefully wipe TV shelf in lounge
  45. Put cutlery away in drawers everything in the right places
  46. Clear table in kitchen wipe it well
  47. Tidy sofa and throws and cushions neatly in the lounge
  48. Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink
  49. Clean out the corners of any little pieces of junk in the lounge
  50. Hoover in the kitchen especially by the washing machine and oven
  51. Empty bin from the lounge into the kitchen better if it gets full tell me
  52. Open curtains in the lounge
  53. Straighten cushions on sofa
  54. Feed the bunny dry food
  55. Wipe all chairs with spray and cloths in the kitchen
  56. Help put rubbish out on Tuesday night
  57. Hoover floor in landing who were the stars
  58. hoover that just the wooden stairs in the hallway
  59. hoover floor especially near the entrance in the hallway
  60. Mamas room water plants
  61. Help hanging laundry up with Mama
  62. Help to peel vegetables in the kitchen
  63. Wash carefully plates mugs bowls cutlery no forks and knives
  64. Help bunnies and hutches
Oh my god in the long, long list of her fucked up repugnant tit regarding her son, this is right up there at the top. VILE. She resents the duck out of that poor child doesn’t she. It’s as if she actively bleeping dislikes him. Humiliating him and posting this PUBLICLY and thinking it’s ok?!

That poor little boy has no agency in any of this. At least LJC could choose to ignore her and ultimately to duck off. I’m HORRIFIED. I loathe that she makes him call her “Mama” too. She’s no mother to him.
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Did she call it a gotcha date? Because that usually applies to pets who are adopted. SB’s dad is a Maine Coon breeder, so there’s no way she got him from Cats Protection.
No, she's never claimed Cooper was adopted.


16th April 2020
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I was looking thru her instagram and came across where she had a tasks chart for SB to work to earn tablet time, He was born in 2010 and would have been 8 at the time of this chart in April 2018. I'm all for getting kids to do chores and know 8-year-olds need instructions, by cop yerself on Jack.

I've listed as many of the tasks as possible, this sounds like a lot for an 8 year old, this is not considering that SB has to deal with her emotional meltdowns on top of this,
  1. Make sure shelves are tidy
  2. No toys on floor
  3. Shoes in the shoe rack
  4. Hats scarves gloves in correct pockets
  5. Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it
  6. Put new toilet paper out if needed
  7. Clean up your poo marks
  8. Hang up any coats in the hallway
  9. Pick one shelf or surface sort and throw out wipe down and organise
  10. Put clean clothes away in correct places
  11. Make bed neatly
  12. Put dirty towels and flannels and washing in the wash
  13. Spray door handle and wipe both sides - bedroom
  14. Tidy sink and clean it X 2
  15. Bring laundry downstairs
  16. Tidy floor
  17. Tidy books away neatly none on floor
  18. Open curtains neatly.
  19. Check the bunnies water and fill up
  20. Put all the bags away
  21. Put dirty washing in washing basket
  22. Clear floor put all things away
  23. Bring bin downstairs and empty into big bin
  24. Move the toilet mat and wipe toilet floor with a floor wipe
  25. Put all bottles nice and neatly
  26. Put everything away that doesn't belong on the counter
  27. Pick up litter from back garden
  28. Collect plates and cups and put in kitchen sink
  29. Pick up litter from front garden
  30. Spray down bathroom door and wipe both sides
  31. Put TV remote on the fireplace where lives
  32. Tidy up bags and take upstairs
  33. Pick up any pens and put in pen pot
  34. Put DVDs away in shelf and computer cases
  35. Wipe all handles in the bathroom door sink shower and light switch
  36. Clean the microwave inside and outside
  37. Spray door and handle and wipe both sides of mama's room
  38. Clear ledge in the kitchen wipe it down
  39. Put away everything on floor in dining room in the correct places
  40. Wipe front of washing machine with spray and cloth
  41. Empty the bathroom bin into bin bag if it gets full tell me
  42. Hoover bedroom
  43. Mamas room open curtains neatly
  44. Very carefully wipe TV shelf in lounge
  45. Put cutlery away in drawers everything in the right places
  46. Clear table in kitchen wipe it well
  47. Tidy sofa and throws and cushions neatly in the lounge
  48. Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink
  49. Clean out the corners of any little pieces of junk in the lounge
  50. Hoover in the kitchen especially by the washing machine and oven
  51. Empty bin from the lounge into the kitchen better if it gets full tell me
  52. Open curtains in the lounge
  53. Straighten cushions on sofa
  54. Feed the bunny dry food
  55. Wipe all chairs with spray and cloths in the kitchen
  56. Help put rubbish out on Tuesday night
  57. Hoover floor in landing who were the stars
  58. hoover that just the wooden stairs in the hallway
  59. hoover floor especially near the entrance in the hallway
  60. Mamas room water plants
  61. Help hanging laundry up with Mama
  62. Help to peel vegetables in the kitchen
  63. Wash carefully plates mugs bowls cutlery no forks and knives
  64. Help bunnies and hutches

'43. Mamas room open curtains neatly'

Open your own curtains neatly, you lazy bleeping laughing stock.
 
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Cool. Glad she didn’t go with the adoption lie. I seem to remember very weasely wording around the dog where she tried to make out she hadn’t paid for her. I just don’t trust her on anything.

Anyhoo, I’m feeling quite festive and sad that we are unlikely to have Xmas content from Jack. I think we need a virtual advent calendar of her worst Xmas abominations, from the drier than the Sahara yorkshires with Del Monte fruit to the slow cooker slops Xmas dinner.
 
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Anyhoo, I’m feeling quite festive and sad that we are unlikely to have Xmas content from Jack. I think we need a virtual advent calendar of her worst Xmas abominations, from the drier than the Sahara yorkshires with Del Monte fruit to the slow cooker slops Xmas dinner.
I’m hoping we get her lipstick advent calendar from Mrs Gloss from a kind frau with access to go alongside the festive slop
 
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