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Pavlova

Pavlova

That Forensic Man said:
She's come and gone again but I think it takes time for the follower counts and stuff to add back up each time (sort it out Elon)
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I'd hoot my arse off if Twitter malfunctioned and she couldn't bring the account back up. I'm sure old Elon sacked most of the engineers, so she might be risking it!
 
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Captainmouse

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WTFDidIJustSee said:
I’ve been making small talk on the school run recently. Not my best skill set and I’ve got some sort of duck awful cold which makes me worse at social niceties.

They mentioned they freelance for the Graun. I said “Ah yes, the Jack Monroe cosplay enabling tit rag”

I immediately wished the Pumble would emerge from the trees and kill me.

However, they laughed and said “See also - Owen Jones”

Did I meet a Tattler in the wild?!
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Little OJ, who may or may not have bumped someone off, has been causing havoc at the graun apparently.
 
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That Forensic Man

That Forensic Man

Pavlova said:
I'd hoot my arse off if Twitter malfunctioned and she couldn't bring the account back up. I'm sure old Elon sacked most of the engineers, so she might be risking it!
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Or he did something like make 'deactivations' immediate and not a 30 day window...

 
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mince

mince

hooplifehero said:
The only possible way out i can still see is in coming out as a victim of social media addiction who constructed false personalities and stories because she was caught up in the contemporary cult of becoming an influencer, but I can’t see her doing that.
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How about:
My name's Jack Monroe and I'm a narc. Send cashios.
Proper social experiment.

 
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DragonBoy

DragonBoy

hoopdedoo said:
Have we seen this? A "draw-along" summary of the speech that Jack gave in Glasgow in June.


ETA: "Engage with the community you're trying to help", like that imaginary volunteering at the food bank, eh, Jackie?
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The rage. THE RAGE!

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Foxvint

Nonah said:
I’m not a teacher so I might be wrong BUT if you did happen to tell a teenager that they wouldn’t amount to anything and they later sent you a copy of their book, you’d be delighted to be proved wrong wouldn’t you?
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Its just utter shite. I went to a really bad school in a deprived area an im 8 years older than Jack and even then no way would a teacher say that, even to a horror bag of a pupil. There'd have been disciplinary action or at least a stern telling off. Same with 'flipping burgers'. Thats an Americanism. No one said it except in Jack's fantasy of her overcoming all her imaginary odds.
 
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sleepingsatellite

sleepingsatellite

Is there a photo image stock site anywhere with alllll the different faces of Jack Monroe anywhere, where she can pick a photo depending on the crowd she’s aiming at for her events or latest scheme? I’ve never seen so many image changes!

And why activate to update a sober count then deactivate again?! Who is going to see it?!
 
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Dogmuck

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🫣 I just signed up for that Mrs Gloss pot to nosey at our Jacko 😳😬 it’s a bloody gold mine, you can actually filter for her - first hit 😱 much campaigning, much anxiety
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NellieBoo

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Foxvint said:
Its just utter shite. I went to a really bad school in a deprived area an im 8 years older than Jack and even then no way would a teacher say that, even to a horror bag of a pupil. There'd have been disciplinary action or at least a stern telling off. Same with 'flipping burgers'. Thats an Americanism. No one said it except in Jack's fantasy of her overcoming all her imaginary odds.
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I'm very confident that either the conversation didn't happen or Jack was given a bit of a pep talk. Similar to the conversation a teacher had with my son when he was being an hole in year 11. 'You're a bright kid and you can do really well but you have to get your head down' type thing.
 
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