Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

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Coming from behind, but I think someone has taken Jacks Twitter from her - changed the password or something so she can’t log in, because there’s no way Lightning Thumbs McNarc would be able to resist sending her thick AF FMs all over the Mocking Squigs, and that whoever’s got it deleted the Tweet sharing the parody account, because she would NEVER do that as she enjoys the chaos too much.
I was thinking she might have been told DO NOT TWEET hence why she was cocking about still liking stuff and messing with her pfp/banner (because it's NOT TWEETING). Either way though she's definitely fuming about the parody and I can't imagine the radio silence will last, 3 months until the book release is a long time.

Honestly I did because I couldn't understand wtf she was on about, but still don't understand how this increases wardrobe space.
 
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Every time one of these gets posted I get a little excited we might have something for the work log and every time it's a repost or reprint lmao

(No work logged for October thus far)
She'll be flat out behind the scenes.
 
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Coming from behind, but I think someone has taken Jacks Twitter from her - changed the password or something so she can’t log in, because there’s no way Lightning Thumbs McNarc would be able to resist sending her thick AF FMs all over the Mocking Squigs, and that whoever’s got it deleted the Tweet sharing the parody account, because she would NEVER do that as she enjoys the chaos too much.
I can believe she deleted it herself. Watching the parody account's followers leap up and her flying monkeys getting confused by the reporting process could easily have bruised her ego enough to get rid of it.

Solid theory though. But who? If it were her enabling publisher, you'd think she'd chuck in a tweet promoting Griftchen.
 
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I can believe she deleted it herself. Watching the parody account's followers leap up and her flying monkeys getting confused by the reporting process could easily have bruised her ego enough to get rid of it.

Solid theory though. But who? If it were her enabling publisher, you'd think she'd chuck in a tweet promoting Griftchen.
Yeah I'm really surprised she (or whoever) isn't just using the twitter to plug Grifty Kitchen, what with pre orders being open now.

ETA maybe they're waiting for this to blow over a bit.
 
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With lips like yours, dear heart, how could I not go gently, softly... 😁
(I'm not James Martin by the way, just in case there's any confusion to newbies)
If you've read the wiki, please now duck off, otherwise, take care x 😘
The wiki is fantastic, I have to say.
bleeping off
to read it all again now as she's my specialist subject on Mastermind.
p.s. these are my real lips 😘
 
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I always thought I wanted her to face some actual consequences for her behaviour, but it turns out her becoming a laughing stock is much much better.
 
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I was thinking she might have been told DO NOT TWEET hence why she was cocking about still liking stuff and messing with her pfp/banner (because it's NOT TWEETING). Either way though she's definitely fuming about the parody and I can't imagine the radio silence will last, 3 months until the book release is a long time.


Honestly I did because I couldn't understand wtf she was on about, but still don't understand how this increases wardrobe space.
It’s busy work. No one hangs vest tops on hangers, they go in a drawer. It’s something that looks efficient but takes more time than just pulling the clothes out and putting them on.

I got dressed like that this morning. Pulled things out of drawers, put them on. Took about 2 mins.

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While it’s quiet, this is the brand of the therapy publisher/therapist carole does

 
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So, Jack has a pork boning tool. I've never heard of one. Is it the same as a pork sword?
 
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While it’s quiet, this is the brand of the therapy publisher/therapist carole does

Seems like Jack is impervious to this particular style of 'therapy'. She's actually worse than she was this time last year.
That MLK quote is fab when you think about it in relation to Jack.
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I think she might be back in dayhab. No way would she be letting the hilarious parody account run riot like this is she had full access to the bird app.
 
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