Eye patch Jack in what looks like a Viv Westwood blouse
Jack Monroe #402 Which police squad will be tasked to investigate Jack being signed up to a mailing list?
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Shiver me timbers, pass me a pan, rattle me tip jar, I'll make you a flan.
Oh what a tangled web we weave... Something something to deceive
She just can't help herself, she keeps digging and digging. She will never come clean about Teemill, Patreon, PayPal etc. She's on a self-righteous narc high right now.
She just can't help herself, she keeps digging and digging. She will never come clean about Teemill, Patreon, PayPal etc. She's on a self-righteous narc high right now.
The pirate one will never not be funny.
Especially as it isn't covering her eye.
Holding everyone's gold for safekeeping.
The ongoing chaos has been going on for so long I swear it’s aged me!
I didn’t expect Jack to come clean about anything, but maybe to reply to Molly to argue some points. I did not expect her to try and continue as if nothing has happened and keep rolling out the sympathy posts. Last night’s effort is particularly gruesome.
I’ll admit it Jack; I’d underestimated how low you’d sink. Chapeau to you!
I didn’t expect Jack to come clean about anything, but maybe to reply to Molly to argue some points. I did not expect her to try and continue as if nothing has happened and keep rolling out the sympathy posts. Last night’s effort is particularly gruesome.
I’ll admit it Jack; I’d underestimated how low you’d sink. Chapeau to you!
What in the name of spanx is that middle photo
I always assumed the sideboard photos referred to the Viv dress photos (RIP)
Send eye bleachos
You never wondered about @traumatised sideboard ?What in the name of spanx is that middle photo
I always assumed the sideboard photos referred to the Viv dress photos (RIP)
Send eye bleachos
I just figured traumy b had a lesser disposition than myself over the viv photos.
I've fucked it, sunshine.
Ps
Worst thing she’s done: I find it hard to choose but the Grenfell post could be it. Every time I read it I can’t believe she had the gall to write it and post it. Truly horrific
“Best” thing: of recent events, the jubilee pic on the gun. So ridiculous, the look of her face thinking she’s billy big balls. I hope big Dave gave her a ripping
Worst thing she’s done: I find it hard to choose but the Grenfell post could be it. Every time I read it I can’t believe she had the gall to write it and post it. Truly horrific
“Best” thing: of recent events, the jubilee pic on the gun. So ridiculous, the look of her face thinking she’s billy big balls. I hope big Dave gave her a ripping
But think of all the imaginary ailments she could invent. Limbs hanging off. Needing to see the barber to get her 57th septic tooth removed. Perhaps even a brush with Long Plague.
It’s definitely my least favourite Jack look. I love vintage inspired stuff, but she’s gone way overboard and looks like my aunt during her new romantic phase.
Although she’d do well to remember - ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
I only follow the chaos intermittently, but re cancer fishing - I think I recall Jack also making much about hairloss (despite her lovely thick hair!) around that time, perhaps with more headscarf pictures? I might check some ancient threads. My mother is at the end stages of cancer (and has been extremely sad about her own hair), so not trying to upset anyone!
Ah tender Crook, there was a ~series~ of photos.I just figured traumy b had a lesser disposition than myself over the viv photos.
I've fucked it, sunshine.
Hahahaha you're right.
I know links to Jameela Jamil have been made before, but anyone familiar with JJ will know her love of a mysterious medical situation.., She and Jack are really very similar!
Grenfell then dead kitten in bathroom named after ex’s childhood pet.
Don't give Jack ideas about bees
Also, for me, this is what has finally opened my eyes. The manipulation of people pretending she has a serious illness in order to get (money? Attention? What?) something. It's crass and manipulative and deeply offensive to people who have had loved ones suffer cancer or suffered/suffering it themselves. It's straight out the narc handbook and incredibly manipulative, and deflects from the other issues (eg 'I can't possibly ask Jack where my Patreon money is, she has/had cancer', 'Jack needs to not face consequences to her actions because she's seriously ill', 'I should donate money to Jack as she has had a rough time' type narratives). It feeds into the wider picture that Jack is somehow a massive victim yet still bravely 'campaigns' for poor people and should not be scrutinised because she has had a tough time. It's manipulative and offensive
For some reason it's reminding me of the old lady bathtub scene in the shining and now I'm hooting picturing poor SB writing ELBMUP on the mirror in one of her 70+ lipsticks.
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