Jack Monroe #38 Will she call her next cat Sue Purrkins?

[Pocahontas]

.... And here’s mine (geddit?)

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

This is what gets me, it’s like some paradox.

Jack goes online as said above and infantilises herself. With the teething necklace, childish language, and it being plainly obvious through her choice in partner that she likes to be mothered.

Yet, when she can’t even nurture a relationship with a human partner correctly because of her evident narcissism, she brings a kitten who is totally dependent on her into the fold? It makes no sense.

The kitten is actually the worst thing she’s ever done. Bringing another life into her daily chaos is unforgivable.

 

[LucyPeach]

Page 52 and no new thread...

 

[GrunkaLunka]

.... And here’s mine (geddit?)

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Oh God, I don't get it.

 

[Pocahontas]

Oh God, I don't get it.

Ps I will make the new thread. Just give me two shakes of a lamb’s tail ....

 

[GrunkaLunka]

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HAAAA omg I can't believe I didn't get it. I ordered one a few hours ago ffs.

I was like "Shark doing a Bruce Forsyth pose. What can this mean?"

 

[Jelly Bean]

Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

Thanks to @ChickenPorridge for the popular title (slightly shortened for length). My memory is getting worse. I'm thinking of a thread recap for #38 but all that stands out is her fondling her kitten in a manner which has traumatised a lot of Hausfraus. She seemed to be quite a Happy Jack tbh...

tattle.life

Oops just did it @Pocahontas. Though spotted a typo in it. Balls.