My phone regularly opens up very specific apps, scrolls various tweets and posts both words and gifs whilst in my pocket. Mm hmmm.
Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Did she send the frozen fishies off too I wonder?
I actually went and checked her three weird tweets to see if they said "sent via Twitter for iPhone" ahead of her getting out of this lie by saying she was using a Nokia. This is what I've been brought to, send help.
I wonder what lucky Ukrainian will get the Viv (God rest her) frock?
I reckon her phone did from her bag.
I should probably admit now that I had multiple identical unfortunate accidents involving the stairs in my flat, my cat and my computer keyboard. Before I knew it, my arse had paid for a domain and web hosting and uploaded an entire website coded from scratch with fully functional bots. What am I like 
oh look how generous I am, thank me for all that I do.
she really makes me want to dig out that bible verse again
she really makes me want to dig out that bible verse again
I think the phone's off on one again because I know the word sorry doesn't exist on its own without the word if straight after it in Jackland.
Why is getting rid of a BBQ decluttering? Don’t they just stay outside on the patio? She could probably take it with her. Also she’s so sly saying “my freezer” like she now doesn’t have one.
It’s neither a moral virtue nor a personality quirk to feel better when you’re not sitting like a dragon on your hoard of 6000 cashmere jumpers badly dyed black and tiny tiny spoons and sixty freezers and a bbq and some diamonds somewhere in the heap.
It’s neither a moral virtue nor a personality quirk to feel better when you’re not sitting like a dragon on your hoard of 6000 cashmere jumpers badly dyed black and tiny tiny spoons and sixty freezers and a bbq and some diamonds somewhere in the heap.
Why is she getting rid of the egg chair, freezer and barbecue when she has no idea where she's moving to? It may be a small flat but have a large garden. It might have a large kitchen or utility area with room for a freezer.
Not said this for a while, but make it make sense.
ETA @Dogrose there first.
Not said this for a while, but make it make sense.
ETA @Dogrose there first.
Why would you send gifs on twitter. You would have to open it and select gifs. Its quite hard to do. Unless she doesnt close down her twitter app or tab screens like ever. Yikes!
Now don’t scoff. I’ve got a really long email to do about solar panels that I have been putting off. gonna throw the phone around a bit and perhaps it will do itself.
All this giving away is Jack giving away dirty, unfixable tat just so she can save money on house clearances and skips.
Also, hi Jack, go, you're 34 years old, you have enough tat that you think it'll take six months to sort out?! Get in the bin with your ridiculous privilege!
Also, hi Jack, go, you're 34 years old, you have enough tat that you think it'll take six months to sort out?! Get in the bin with your ridiculous privilege!
I just came across this, carry on Fraus
‘real needs’
Oh, so other donations don’t go towards ‘real needs’? I suppose you’d know.
Can’t afford shampoo - gave away a freezer. Maybe you could have sold that earlier if you didn’t need it?
I’m never ever ever EVER going to give up on the can’t afford shampoo thing.
I’m never ever ever EVER going to give up on the can’t afford shampoo thing.
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