Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

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To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.
Didn't she also cook some delicate fish for about 4 hours in Edinburgh? 🤣
 
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Apologies to @GrannyOgg as I meant to reply and the thread closed down before I could.
Not sure if it's in the Wiki or media, but if you have the time and effort it may be worth trawling through the threads from about 2 years ago to get the tweets you need. Am sure the tweets will have been posted as Tattle posts and you can get them that way.
The person we are talking about (I want to say 'Lisa' but don't quote me on that because it was ages ago and memory hazy!) was apparently well known to Jack's mum. She was very vocal about the fact E knew she was posting here and she didn't want to upset her because she was a lovely lady and had been poorly recently.
Jack basically destroyed her on
 
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So wait, her phone opened Twitter, found that one person's random account, and sent replies and gifs to three different tweets. While in her bag.

Right.
 
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Give it a rest, Zoe Eccentricity. Also you still can't spell cannellini you utter, utter berk.
Traumy-B…my dear dear heart. I have a question - are you Zoë Bread from TikTok?! I read your messages and her videos as if you are the same person. I like to imagine in my mind it’s true, and if it is….congrats on a website that sells you an actual product. They’re fab!
 
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Omg…but touchscreens only work with fingers…

SHE HAS CAROLINES HANDS IN HER BAG!!!
 
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There are so many steps involved in your bag doing multiple tweets for you that I am astonished the quarter-witted pillock can even manage it herself without adult assistance. Maybe the bag should be the new Caroline, turns out there's no need for hands at all! Praise beans.

ETA: @BeautifulTrauma I have no idea who that is, I am too old for TikTok 😢 she seems successful tho so is definitely not me.
 
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Oh no fraus. I just put my iPad down on the bed after having a really detailed call to my mortgage broker and when i returned it had accidentally contributed to this thread.
 
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My first post! Discovered you all in 2020 when Jack was visiting the lovely independent restaurant Dishoom but couldn’t keep up with her chaos. It’s summer holidays so I’ve managed a quick scroll of most of the recaps and am finally up to date.

HOW can she expect anyone to believe this?!
This is worse than the time her arse ordered J1g.
 
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Oh no fraus. I just put my iPad down on the bed after having a really detailed call to my mortgage broker and when i returned it had accidentally contributed to this thread.
Was it really detailed because you had to send some pictures of your feet?
 
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My cat walked across my keyboard and accidentally opened a Patreon with multiple tiers. Now I’m getting thousands a month in my account and I can’t work out how to login and refund people.
 
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