Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

[NellieBoo]

I'm and at Jack Monroe working at Maccy d's . My son worked there until fairly recently (March this year). She wouldn't cope with the constant high pressure environment and the level of customer service required in the face of some very strange customer behaviour for a start. And that's if she passed the initial training as there is a whole module on personal hygiene and hand washing.

I can also confirm they have really good career progression for people that want it. Their business managers 'spot' talent in store. My son was 'spotted'. They set up an individual training programme for him to push him through the various stages faster than usual. He's not working there now as he found an apprenticeship he preferred but it really set him up with great skills for working in all sorts of environments.

 

[Mallerenga]

When you click on Jack's name on the trending column, it's all tweets praising her. Even days old. You have to scroll down quite a bit to find something minimally critical of her.

Bit sus

ETA screenshots, apols for the crappy squiggling.

 

[frankychester]

Jack's success? Is she a successful author with several best selling books and a £££ Patreon with big money collabs or a poor little church mouse who has to boil soap to make gel for her cold showers? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS JACKOLYTES.

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"One or the other, Jeeves. Not both. "

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Oooh! I’ve moved up a tier. I am now a ‘well-known member’

I shall now use these as post nominals in my professional and online life, outside of Tattle as appears to be the MonroeWay.

Off topic, but @FeelingGroovy, your new avi is me. Because of the way his head’s turned, every time you post something, there you (Eamonn) are looking down on it disdainfully/disgustedly.

Some of your posts about Jack Monroe yesterday were particularly amusing with Eamonn’s added horror

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Jack, I couldn't give a shiny shite if people buy your books - at least they're getting something for their money. It's the begging, grifting, lying and shadiness around your finances that people object to. Hope this helps

Lol, shes trending more now tban she ever has on her own.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

When you click on Jack's name on the trending column, it's all tweets praising her. Even days old. You have to scroll down quite a bit to find something minimally critical of her.

Bit sus

If you reorder it by 'Latest', you get a more balanced picture.

 

[FrumpyCat]

She's so GIVING?? You know you're replying to tweets shilling her book via an affiliate Amazon link which benefits only herself, don't you?? Giving??

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for fucks sake Bill, if you have money to spite buy books for people who don't want them, why not shove the money at your local independent foodbank?

eta And have you seem the latest addition to the Strictly announcements?

 

[DrtCrl]

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She literally can’t help herself

OMG then WHY DIDN’T YOU??!!!!!! You don’t seem to enjoy it and you aren’t good at it so why the bloomin’ pumble didn’t you get a job like this?!

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

I also have Plans For A Lovely Day and your chaos has made me Late. I’m going to a real life BBQ and there is a blow up swimming pool for the kids and the ADULTS will not be mucking about in it. I also won’t feel the need to post about it on any SM. I’m only telling the Fraus who I will miss after the 6 hours we’re spent together today. I hope that when I check back tomorrow Molly will have posted again and Tom will have responded to your libellous claims

HAVE.A LOVELY. TIME

 

[DrtCrl]

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Where’s the ‘I appear to have cringed myself inside out’ reaction when you need it please?!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

There you go Jack.
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If you looked up pretty poor form in a dictionary I imagine there’d be a picture of Jack right there.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Judging by the whirling dervish of Jack Monroes deployed I guess we're on the attack phase of the Special PR Operation.
Rinsed hoops my be off the menu but at least we’ve still got the campaigning work. Can’t wait to discover what important policies are introduced as a result of yesterday’s zinger thread.

I'm imaging Patreon subscribers, rising as one, vigorously applauding while cheering...

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Have a nice day.

Hope the 50p you make in book sales. Helps you out.

 

[Katkat]

Chapeau Tom!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I’m pregnant and thus my only plans for the day are lying on the sofa trying not to throw up.

I’m still fairly sure I will have a Lovelier Day than Jack.

 

[PoorPatrol]

jumping ahead of this shitshow because it’s pride and i need to go celebrate but

gorgonzola semifreddo with desiccated olive and grape klaxon

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OMG who called it!! Call the coroner, I’m DEAD!

 

[MoreViolence]

When you click on Jack's name on the trending column, it's all tweets praising her. Even days old. You have to scroll down quite a bit to find something minimally critical of her.

Bit sus

ETA screenshots, apols for the crappy squiggling.

I won’t say her name on Twitter as I don’t want dragged. So could be that lol.

 

[Hollaaa]

I'm and at Jack Monroe working at Maccy d's . My son worked there until fairly recently (March this year). She wouldn't cope with the constant high pressure environment and the level of customer service required in the face of some very strange customer behaviour for a start. And that's if she passed the initial training as there is a whole module on personal hygiene and hand washing.

I can also confirm they have really good career progression for people that want it. Their business managers 'spot' talent in store. My son was 'spotted'. They set up an individual training programme for him to push him through the various stages faster than usual. He's not working there now as he found an apprenticeship he preferred but it really set him up with great skills for working in all sorts of environments.

At the other end of the scale, the franchisees make absolute bank. To write off McDonalds is to show you know literally nothing about business and the economy, food supply chain, customer service, food hygiene and quality, in-work education... the list goes on.

 

[Upthisweek]

These photos of Jackie for The Guardian Saturday magazine on Instagram are hilarious!

 

[MarzBarzie]

Just for shits and giggles, I typed ‘Jack Monroe S...’ into the Twitter search bar... I’m killing myself laughing here!