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Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?
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Imagine Gene being presented with rinsed hoops.
Is she REALLY trying this after the past week???
I personally don't think it should be brought up, not for her, but for them, no matter what you think of them, he was their baby and i dont think children should be used as a means to one up anyone.
She is deluded! A bit of humility and mea culpa at this point would go a long way but doubling down and being defensive is the worst response if she wants to salvage her reputation.
She deleted her Twitter account after the break up - might be a sensible course of action now.
She deleted her Twitter account after the break up - might be a sensible course of action now.
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Is it a pumble with a body like a melted candle?
This is my moment!
Love hoops xxx
Love hoops xxx
I forgot to mention yesterday, I can’t remember who said it but on the last thread I seen a comment saying ‘she’s creating more socks than a sweat shop’ and I’m still laughing at it.
Chapeau xx
Chapeau xx
Considering the thread was slowest for Poetry Jack, I think Jack should post some more poetry. That'll deflect attention
She coud have made the hoop thing into something fun and silly, but she can't take the piss out of herself. She's just not able. Instead we get that godawful moan about the gorgonzola semi-fredo and a 'poor-me-taking-cold-showers' thing.
Next we'll be hearing of her tragic tale of having to live on a rickety boat for a whole undefined period during which she struggled more than anyone else.
Not now squigg, we’re past that!
She’s doing the - tell me where all my cash is - the bank account of that puppy’s breeder is a good place to start I would think?
She’s doing the - tell me where all my cash is - the bank account of that puppy’s breeder is a good place to start I would think?
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She honestly thought it would blow over. Ooh pet. No, i dont think so. I think lots of people are cross.
Someone should tag Superdrug in the cold shower post and ask if they can give her an advance.
Remember the time Jack overcooked steaks on the bbq and then decided to slow cook them in vinegar for 12 hours a few days later
That bleeping semifreddo that she wheels out every time she wants to pretend she can cook
Look on the bright side Jack, cold water will be invigorating when rinsing your hoop. Oh and remember, if you called your dad he could stop it all.
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