Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?

[Juune]

all quiet on the jack front today.. what’s the bets? asleep all day with a 44 degree temp? dog shat all over the floor and she had to sort it using zoflora diluted 27p soap? or perhaps a new competitor to the jack ailment ring? place your bet today folks!

I will take.

The stress of her own Screenshots made her feel very weak, so when she went for her daily poo/bicep curl, she hurt her wristos. She now can't type, apart from her PayPal link, but that took so much effort on her Nokia. So please send cash-os.


For ten please.

 

[Dogmuck]

Thank you for releasing me from the prison of my own genius.

I’d like to nominate this for the next thread title. It has zero to do with Jack but it really made me hoot . Chapeau Slopambsase

 

[jenny2603]

All she has left are simpletons who would defend her if she burgled their house. Everyone else has either never heard of her or is openly laughing at her. Pete, Borb and Jenny must be livid at her incredible life.

 

[ChaosCEO]

I see she’s deleted her tweet that she was watching Better Call Saul last night. I WONDER WHY.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I've been hanging around these threads intermittently for years now. I feel I should give myself a profile pic. Maybe a jaunt through the media gallery would give me some ideas.

Send inspiration-os

Peek-o Mink-os

 

[Veronicaaa]

Perhaps she'll slope off for another long-stay at an aparthotel in central London to do a private rehab stint like she did this time last year. Wonder how much the total cost of that was.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

lifestyles of the Grift and the Heinous.....they're always complaining....always complaining...if money was such a problem...

Despite the twitter awakening some die hard fans still insist St Jackie is in fact A GOOD Charlatan

She’s more of a Charlatan than all these lot put together

In fact, I think she may have been inspired by

Spoiler: One of their Albums

By these tracks more than others, all of which I think we’ve had “a thing” on at one time or another

 

[Django]

Sadly she can't whisk herself away for a healing minibreak either. Well she can but she'd have to keep quiet about it due to a) being so poor b) Content c) SB.
Maybe it is her day for either her weekly meeting with the ONS, or her volunteering day at the food bank.
As you say most likely to be this new mystery ailment.

Sadly, for Jack, her happy place has become very uncomfortable so perhaps we'll get IG Jack back...her last attempt went so well

 

[Irena]

I see she’s deleted her tweet that she was watching Better Call Saul last night. I WONDER WHY.

Vote
A for no Netflix account because we all know it got cancelled way back when
B for no TV as screen ruined by the Brexit Tin Thief and/or only ever watches things on the phone
C no electricity
D did a chaos and exposed all of the above as whoopsies

 

[Dogmuck]

I’ve had to skip a bit and bravo to any fraus who’s made it this far painstakingly going through each post, I salute you 🫡, but did someone point out Better call Saul is on Netflix, which, like wifi, TV and a toaster, she doesn’t have?

 

[Feck]

Praise beans! I'm present and correct for the launch of a brand new thread, in actual real time. (Despite me needing to work 100 hours today.) I feel like all of my Patreon pay-days have come at once. Once more unto the breach fair ninnies!

 

[Jelly Bean]

There are full threads appearing on twitter by people who are only just discovering her terrible recipes. FINALLY!! I'm in heaven!

I am almost jealous of them discovering them for the first time The Florence Foster Jenkins of cookery.
I must try and find Nigella's revoltingly manic paeon of praise to her on the Food Programme. And see how even more ridiculous it looks now.

 

[jenny2603]

I see she’s deleted her tweet that she was watching Better Call Saul last night. I WONDER WHY.

It's such a puzzle.

 

[Veronicaaa]

The squig uprising continues.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I see she’s deleted her tweet that she was watching Better Call Saul last night. I WONDER WHY.

It's still there for me.

 

[Fulltimehater]

My first post on Tattle, I've just been lurking here for months. I used to follow Jack till their Constant Crisis tweets stopped making sense. But the worst part of this saga is Nigella being sucked in. I love Nigella! Seems like she's in a spot where even if she did want to pull away, she'll look foolish for having supported Jack at all

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Wait til the squigs see the recipe for pizza toast!! It's...tomato puree and cheese on toast...

At least you don't need a food processor for that one.

 

[AnnRKey]

I see she’s deleted her tweet that she was watching Better Call Saul last night. I WONDER WHY.

How does she manage to run her TV off solar power? Revolutionary.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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It's such a puzzle.

I suspect this one was tongue in cheek as it was around the time Kirsty allsop was giving young people "advice" about getting on the housing market.

Interesting that I think jack would very much like to be Kirsty Allsop - obsession with property, make do and mend etc

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Any chance we see the patreon numbers start to go down?