Congrats to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. You win a tray of Jack's cookies, fresh from her easy bake oven.
Face full of filler, begging on Twitter by @Emmapism deserves a mention as well.
Well, she wrote a new Thing about being strapped for cash and it was even more metaphor-ridden, melodramatic and woe-is-me than the last Thing. Mom endorsed it, along with several other blue ticks. Living beyond one’s means is the new help me, I’m poor. Ch-ching for Jack Monroe, who’s now sitting in her imaginary orangery, counting this month’s loot.
How dare you list all her recent employment and collaborations – the Guardian pays buttons, the Telegraph is tardy and the BBC is tight. Sheesh. As for Superdrug, they are yet to cough up.
Someone offered to gift her a guitar, and quite frankly they should be tried for crimes against the arts.
Please use the words 'thread title' when nominating (not too early!) and read the wiki if you're brand new.
Face full of filler, begging on Twitter by @Emmapism deserves a mention as well.
Well, she wrote a new Thing about being strapped for cash and it was even more metaphor-ridden, melodramatic and woe-is-me than the last Thing. Mom endorsed it, along with several other blue ticks. Living beyond one’s means is the new help me, I’m poor. Ch-ching for Jack Monroe, who’s now sitting in her imaginary orangery, counting this month’s loot.
How dare you list all her recent employment and collaborations – the Guardian pays buttons, the Telegraph is tardy and the BBC is tight. Sheesh. As for Superdrug, they are yet to cough up.
Someone offered to gift her a guitar, and quite frankly they should be tried for crimes against the arts.
Please use the words 'thread title' when nominating (not too early!) and read the wiki if you're brand new.