Jack Monroe #346 *taps the sign* The #VimesBootsIndex doesn’t exist!

[Sideboard Bob]

Welcome to thread 346, and congratulations to @Griftymcgriftface for the winning title nomination and @Mogmog and @Limey for the words.
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Would anyone like to do a recap? We are mid-chaos as Jack has said she will let her 12 year old on her own Twitter “for work”.


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Jack Monroe #345 I've had to mute that Bootstrap fella

New thread title courtesy of a squig, nominated by @Boyo your prize, some thrupenny crumble nuts and some thumbprint conkers wiki is the pink button at the top when nominating thread title, please use #thread title no swears please 😇 Thumblina Peapod was a PIA but whats new please feel free...

tattle.life

 

[Hollaaa]

In the last thread, food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe extolled the virtues of eating pet food.

 

[Boyo]

 

[NellieBoo]

I was about to post on the last thread but it locked.

Spoiler: From last thread

@Boogs don't let her upset you lovely.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Ohhh…. A thread title for me and @Mogmog and @Limey just when she starts a nighttime chaos. What a treat!

she is awful about this whole twitter SB thing.

Also just curious. I was asking on previous thread but someone told me years ago that pet food had to be fit for humans because homeless people would eat it? Is that an urban myth? Not trying to be offensive/inappropriate as it was something I never questioned at the time. I do think it is a bit unhinged why someone living in a massive 3/4 million pound house would be talking about though.

 

[jenny2603]

In the last thread, food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe extolled the virtues of eating pet food.

Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake"

Jack Monroe: "Let them eat Pedigree Chum"

 

[NellieBoo]

She's made several batches of dusty nut puck 'cookies' and announced Thursdays are Cookie Day . Which is very upsetting. Because I like Thursdays.

She jumped into a good friends pool/paddling pool/bucket fully clothed, swigging squash and all their limbs were deliciously squished and entangled. Everyone laughed and clapped. Such fun.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Jack is also considering embarking on yet another life changing move ( the third this year? It’s hard to keep up). It’s not Strictly because she is far too loving a Mamma to leave her son for endless days but not quite loving enough to protect him from adult Social Media.

 

[Malkiavelli]

Don’t know if it was mentioned on the previous thread, but it’s revealing and insightful as to how her new working relationship with her son will be when she seems to have proclaimed her own tasks as “The Hard Work” (why capitals??) which would stand to reason that his own tasks will have been deemed easy, or otherwise manageable. The revealing bit is the tasks listed were basically her Patreon commitments which, as we all know, she hasn’t herself managed to follow through on for months.

Some boss.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

(sorry for the dodgy screenshotting and squigging, I’m genuinely quite angry with her just now)

 

[Orphan_Black]

I mentioned that she hadn't talked about the cost of feeding a puppy in the last thread, and lo and behold, grunking Jack just had to go full coco crazy nuts about it.

Stop eating pet food, it's not human grade consumption safe you bleeping moron. I don't like you, Jack, but stop making yourself potentially ill (and definitely making yourself looks crazy) by eating pet food.

 

[Limey]

Remember when the Polis did a welfare check BEFORE she started claiming she eats pet food and has put her pre teen son to work running her social media?

#interventionneeded #again

 

[kachoochoo]

nah, it's complete bullshit that she's handing over her account to sb. it's another attempt at, "you can't be mean to me! i have a son!"

also, i can't be the only one here who's ever tried pet food. it tastes of nothing, it's no wonder they all just lick off the jelly/gravy! and dreamies are a very bland version of cheese moments! (i was curious!)

 

[Orphan_Black]

Remember when the Polis did a welfare check BEFORE she started claiming she eats pet food and has put her pre teen son to work running her social media?

#interventionneeded #again

This is the absolute madness she wants to expose her son to?

I'd love to know what he has screen shot lately to feel proud of her. It's the pre-teen dinner whatsapp group all over again.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

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(sorry for the dodgy screenshotting and squigging, I’m genuinely quite angry with her just now)

competed it mate…

He could do loads which don’t need him to actually be online. He could type up ‘recipes’ and organise photos for her to put up later.
What about pretending to make content for the most unfixable website in the history of all time?
There is zero reason for her to be in her Twitter for any reason. Or she’s lying.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Quoting myself across threads like a double nob. My post says "he she"...the result of a new phone with weird auto , not a deliberate gender slight. She's still an hole tho

 

[Satisfying Click]

Apologies if I've missed this in the other thread, but the bio has changed again. Jack behaving very erratically on the back off a life-changing meeting. Yeah...

Edited: she's changed it again!

 

[GrannyOgg]

Does anyone know where J and his father live? I’m willing to bet it isn’t a big fancy house in Southends millionaires row. I think I read he was a shop worker so he’s not particularly well off. I hope he’s getting every penny of child maintenance that he is due.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

I hope it’s just a ruse for attention. But even if it is, why in the everlasting duck would she be willing to be seen by 500k people as someone who’d treat her child like that?

 

[frankychester]

In my considered opinion, she's absolutely off her tits.

Apologies if I've missed this in the other thread, but the bio has changed again. Jack behaving very erratically on the back off a life-changing meeting. Yeah...

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Edited: she's changed it again!

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Damn, I was just waiting for The twit Who Fell To Earth as the next thread title.